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 Ima Trooper
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 Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide?  [Re: feifen]
#11348166 - 10/29/09 10:43 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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This thread 
When I'm 
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OP is now RP! Read about it here!
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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Ima Trooper]
#11348201 - 10/29/09 10:48 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ima Trooper said:
This thread
When I'm
Better hope I AM SWIM doesn't see this...
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Ima Trooper
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Wapakz]
#11348207 - 10/29/09 10:48 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Why that is?
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OP is now RP! Read about it here!
"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!"
deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.
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Tedwilto
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Ima Trooper]
#11349293 - 10/30/09 01:03 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Jesus christ there are a lot of depressed fuckers using google. This is the top result for best way to commit suicide. Got more views than the what are you listening to thread that has like 500 pages. 
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Tedwilto]
#11463235 - 11/15/09 10:18 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I would say that, out of all possible pain free suicides, drug overdose is the least painful one. A lot of drugs slows your heart down gradually and most likely will let you fall asleep and never wake up.
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shivas.wisdom
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Quote:
DeathCompany said:
Its so weird how this thread gets so many people to sign up and make their first post in this thread. This thread is like a net that is thrown into google which catches nothing but emos just to bring them back to our site just to gay it all up.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#11463334 - 11/15/09 10:33 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Edited by Envix (11/17/09 05:36 PM)
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Envix]
#11463374 - 11/15/09 10:40 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Strangling yourself to death is fucking hard. I tried to do this several times when I was under the belief that I had a demon in me that needed to be chocked to death so I could live a sin-free life. I tried 8 or 9 times, got to the point where I started twitching but the body always forced me to take a breath at last.
I was promptly admitted into a mental institution after this.
Edited by EternalCowabunga (11/15/09 10:41 PM)
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I do it once a week, I light candles and shit but dont worry i once thought I was in the movie final destination, but I can still get whacked so its not that bad.
Imma buy a gravestone made of clay.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: aiyobro]
#11473033 - 11/17/09 12:48 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've wanted to die since I was a kid, tried to shoot myself in the head at age 12, now 25(didnt know how to use the gun) and have almost died twice from ODing. I now realize it would be unfair of me to kill myself as long as my mom's alive since her mother blew her head off when my mom was 11 and thats pretty messed up. HOWEVER when my mom dies i'm taking a dive off a 300 ft. cliff in my car, after taking as many downers as I can get, a big bottle of asprin and a fifth of Jack. If the fall doesnt kill me I will bleed to death. And guess what... that is my F-ing decision. suicide is not cowardess some people have a much harder time coping with our life and its noones business to judge us. especially when our decisions arent affecting you. If you have a problem with suicide then you shouldnt be commenting on this post. you have no busisness here if all your here to do is critisize. Noone here knows what anyother person is really going through. I've been on and am still on meds, been to counselors, shrinks, doctors, pastors and anyone else i can think of and i want to die just as bad now as ever....basically 13 years thats half of my life. And if I want to die thats my decision and no one has a right to judge me becuase if it. So if you are just here to judge you should leave noone wants to listen to your b.s. anyway
Edited by hollyrae24 (11/17/09 12:58 PM)
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
#11473131 - 11/17/09 01:04 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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penis in light socket. it's the only acceptable method.
also: agreed, this thread has bad written all over it.
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Along a path I walk this night, clear to no other eyes than mine.
In faerie circles perchance I might, hope Elven honey bread to find.
Over stream and tangled root I leap, o'er bough and slumbering badger's keep.
Under hoary oak and willow I bound, to find such groves as can be found,
the sating mushrooms; spring's delight, as gifts from figures of the night.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: canid]
#11473144 - 11/17/09 01:05 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I hear the most badass way is bashing your own head in on concrete. I mean it takes some strength and balls to do that without the assist of a fall. This is a terrible thread.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Maverick]
#11473443 - 11/17/09 02:13 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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the most painless way would be dont do it.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: hotmama10]
#11474390 - 11/17/09 04:48 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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swallow...
1.running chainsaw
2.live hand grenade
3.live blow fish
4.your own urine, and only your own urine for a year
5.basket full of black widows
6.strange hooker's panties
7.siccors
8.sleeping ferret
9.gallon of gasoline, then have a smoke
10.jenkem
11.Mexican well water
12.midget
13.poison smack
14.live diamond back
15.AIDS
16.cup of glass shards
17.all of the blood in your body
18.butterscotch candy
19.400 tooth pics
20.your fist
21.bad mushies
22.anti-freeze
23.a fork, then sit in a microwave
24.krispy cream doughnut
25.5 gallons of water
26.broken light bulb; plug in
27.uranium
28.live raccoon
29.your own dick; bite it off then consume
30.your sorrow... I'm sure you'll drown.
here's 30.
effective? yes
painless? not to the strong
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Salomon]
#11474435 - 11/17/09 04:56 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Amnitryptoline overdose. I almost killed myself (accidentally) with that stuff when I was younger and stupider. Felt really really good, then really really tired, then fell asleep. My mom called 911, and the ambulance came. I stopped breathing on route. They managed to start me back up with some stimulant and CPR. But really, it wouldn't be a bad way to go, though I'm so damn glad I'm alive. So damn glad.
I think it would be even more painless to just reconsider. You'll be glad you did.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: BothHands]
#11474517 - 11/17/09 05:08 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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America is land of the handgun with almost 90% of suicides being a bullet to the head. Your electric impulses travel at less then 400mph, so the bullet would kill you faster then you could feel the pain.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: doom876]
#11474613 - 11/17/09 05:20 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
doom876 said:
America is land of the handgun with almost 90% of suicides being a bullet to the head. Your electric impulses travel at less then 400mph, so the bullet would kill you faster then you could feel the pain.
 not everybody who shoots themselves in the head dies.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Solemente]
#11474624 - 11/17/09 05:21 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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true story.
i've often wondered why more people don't use explosives.
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Along a path I walk this night, clear to no other eyes than mine.
In faerie circles perchance I might, hope Elven honey bread to find.
Over stream and tangled root I leap, o'er bough and slumbering badger's keep.
Under hoary oak and willow I bound, to find such groves as can be found,
the sating mushrooms; spring's delight, as gifts from figures of the night.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Solemente]
#11474631 - 11/17/09 05:22 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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i imagine getting sucked into a blackhole wouldnt be any pain.
so thats what ill go with
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: canid]
#11474633 - 11/17/09 05:23 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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