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 joe Biggs
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 Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide?  [Re: AmericanPsycho]
#10424910 - 05/30/09 01:54 PM (4 years, 20 days ago) |
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IV a couple grams of LSD.
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 AmericanPsycho
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: joe Biggs]
#10424933 - 05/30/09 01:59 PM (4 years, 20 days ago) |
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joe Biggs said:
IV a couple grams of LSD.
What would you die of ?
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tektonic
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: uber_aj]
#10424976 - 05/30/09 02:10 PM (4 years, 20 days ago) |
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Dude96 said:
Several steps to ensure the MOST badass death EVAR.
1) Get thin, razor wire (I'm talking garrote wire here that would slide through skin like butter), superglue, and a very high stool.
2)Make a noose out of the razor wire and tie it around your neck.
3) superglue your hands to your head
4) jump
when they find your body your head will be in your hands but severed from your body. It will look like you ripped your head off...how bad ass is that?
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meams
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: tektonic]
#10425015 - 05/30/09 02:22 PM (4 years, 20 days ago) |
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tektonic said:
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uber_aj said:
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Dude96 said:
Several steps to ensure the MOST badass death EVAR.
1) Get thin, razor wire (I'm talking garrote wire here that would slide through skin like butter), superglue, and a very high stool.
2)Make a noose out of the razor wire and tie it around your neck.
3) superglue your hands to your head
4) jump
when they find your body your head will be in your hands but severed from your body. It will look like you ripped your head off...how bad ass is that?
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mexico
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: StrandedVoyager]
#10540243 - 06/20/09 01:04 AM (4 years, 12 hours ago) |
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How much n2o would you actually need to kill yourself? would one of those small tanks used in car tuning work?
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Noviseer
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Dude96]
#10540359 - 06/20/09 01:22 AM (4 years, 11 hours ago) |
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that's a great idea but what about the vertebrae? I wonder if the force of the drop combined with the strength of the wire would be enough.
Someone give these guys a call:
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Dude96
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Noviseer]
#10540655 - 06/20/09 02:21 AM (4 years, 10 hours ago) |
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Noviseer said:
that's a great idea but what about the vertebrae? I wonder if the force of the drop combined with the strength of the wire would be enough.
Someone give these guys a call:
Worst case scenario..you tear your face off. Which would still be fucking badass because your hands would be glued to your face, not the bone, so it would look like you peeled your own face off...
It gets better and better 
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I will be a cancer upon you, ravaging all that you love and sundering your beliefs. Then, and only then, once you have fallen so far and are but a shell of that which you once were, I will grant you your every dream.
Only to crush them all before your eyes. You doubted my willpower, you abused my generosity, and now you will recognize my cruelty.
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Mysterium Fidei
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Dude96]
#10540734 - 06/20/09 02:44 AM (4 years, 10 hours ago) |
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Buy a 30 gal bottle of carbon monoxide(at a tank refilling place: uses are for welding and say so when asking)$2.50 a gallon and a deposit for the tank. $90. Buy an oxygen mask from a wheel-chair/medical supply store($25), some wide enough plastic tubing from home depot to fit the tank and the mask($10). Go to a wide open/secluded field(you might not want to kill anyone else, or you might  . Hence an open field not a closed room. Turn the tank knob 1/4 to 1/2 of a full turn. $125 to kiss bitter ass life goodbye, painlessly.
BTW, there's too many goddamn people. You'd be doing the world a favor.
http://www.jerryhunt.org/kill.htm
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scamvinagames
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Mysterium Fidei]
#10560168 - 06/23/09 06:14 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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commit a serious crimes to deserve the death penalty punishment.THe leathal injection should be painless,1st injection put u to sleep,2nd relax your muscle,3rd will stop your heart.
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Az0th
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: scamvinagames]
#10560179 - 06/23/09 06:16 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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lol I love how noobs sign up just to post in this thread
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PervertedSith
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Az0th]
#10560208 - 06/23/09 06:21 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Shroomism said:
lol I love how noobs sign up just to post in this thread
Because they're suicidal and they googled it and this thread came up.
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Az0th
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: PervertedSith]
#10560254 - 06/23/09 06:30 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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ravenshield420
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: theuser]
#10560298 - 06/23/09 06:38 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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i heard gunshot to the head does not kill you instantly it takes like 20-30 secs for u to die
i don't know what way i will choose but you guys have some good ones.
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tyler_0_durden
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Randolph_Carter]
#10560419 - 06/23/09 07:00 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Randolph_Carter said:
HEAVY HEAVY opiate overdose.
Yeah, I would vote for either this option...or drowning in a ice-cold lake. You would struggle for a little bit, but the overwhelmingly cold water would numb you completely and your heart would just give up, and then bing! Done.
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joe Biggs said:
IV a couple grams of LSD.
What would you die of ?
An overdose of LSD, obviously.
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Edited by tyler_0_durden (06/23/09 07:02 PM)
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scamvinagames
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: tyler_0_durden]
#10561116 - 06/23/09 09:41 PM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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i would choose burning charcoal in a room with some sleeping pills.if that failed then my gun to the head is my next choice.
the post above from me was a joke,hope no1 take it seriously btw.
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Moronicus
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: scamvinagames]
#10563088 - 06/24/09 04:56 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hmm, i thought about it.
I would personally combine a cocktail consisting of:
LSD vial the size of a big visine bottle
8th of shrooms
two 30mg seroquel
heroin
1. grind up the shrooms, lemon tekked. Adding Seroquel to it(also grounded up)
2. Wash down the OJ/seroquel, then drink the LSD
3. Wait 20 mins mins as the seroquel kicks in
4. enhance the drowsiness with a bowl of dank bud, mixed with heroin
5. Next thing you know..the combined drowsiness of the seroquel, marijuana, and heroin starts to take effect, the shrooms/acid hallucinations kick in, and next thing you know. You would think the seroquel and marijuana would be making you really sleep, as your mind starts to feel more and more tired, you start to think of the comfort of laying down. Then, you're seeing life drift away in a beautiful, euphoric, mesmerizing, and colorful way.
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medsn
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: AKSE]
#10563249 - 06/24/09 05:48 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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AKSE said:
The thread creator seems to have some suicidal tendencies to me. Why would it be preferrable that it uses easily obtainable household items? Suicide is a cowards way out IMHO.
If your not suicidal sorry for asuming, but It's kind of hard not to 
"WHATEVER that haunting song from M*A*S*H may have claimed, suicide is not painless. Few fateful decisions are. To take one’s own life can hurt others grievously. But it may be rational, it may be brave and it may be right; and even when it is wrong — and it is usually wrong — there is something noble about this most awesome of decisions which I can respect.
It was uncharacteristic of Mick Hume (November 12) to label a whole range of agonised and utterly personal decisions with a dismissive “stupid”, “mad”, “cowardly” or “selfish”. Very different people in very different circumstances and for very different reasons have throughout history felt impelled to the same act.
Mick represents a popular view (I think it is the prevalent view in England) when he scolds those who take their lives, because they make a dreadful mess. Yes, killing yourself does make a mess. Many acts of courage, some of them acts of folly too, make a mess. To a certain brush-and-dustpan mentality, that may be all there is to be said: tut-tut, look how you’ve hurt those who love you most. But as I curse the delay on the London Underground caused by a passenger under a train, I also ask myself what drove him to do this — to do something which I cannot begin to imagine summoning the nerve to do. The thought occurs to me that perhaps this person has, in the price he has just paid, earned the right to make us all a few minutes late for work.
If I examine the rational case for suicide, I know some readers will be upset by the attempt. They will say that in a populous country such as ours, at any one time such as this morning, thousands of people, many of them with the balance of their minds temporarily disturbed, may be contemplating the case for taking their lives, and so one should never publish anything which in a few cases might tip the balance.
But if we are governed by an imperative never to write anything which could be twisted in any mind into a justification for error, we wouldn’t write much. A cautious censor might have advised Jesus that the declaration “Greater love hath no man than this: that a man lay down his life for his friends” was open to misinterpretation; but I am glad he said it. It is the view of many who work with the Samaritans that a blanket “suicide is simply, always, unquestionably wrong, so don’t even think about it” discourages anxious people from seeking help.
To anybody contemplating suicide the advice should surely be that, if you are in two minds, then decide against. A last and only recourse should be obvious, there should be no bearable alternative. That one can see arguments both ways is probably a sign that a final, irreversible solution would be hasty. People (especially) of a seriously depressive nature should remember all those dark times in the past when there has been no light, and one has told oneself it would never return; yet it did; and will return again. Serious depression of a clinical kind is the worst state in which to approach such decisions.
You may retort that to contemplate suicide is itself proof of clinical depression: that nobody of sound mind kills himself. This is the old Catch-22 get-out by which the Church has rationalised giving a proper Christian burial to suicide victims, and countless grieving relatives have comforted themselves that a death was not, in the fullest sense, self-inflicted because their loved one was not wholly capable of knowing what he was doing. In many cases that may be true, but not in all. Despair is not always unreasonable.
Here are three good reasons for suicide: three circumstances in which a clear-headed decision may be taken in a state of mind which is bleak but not unbalanced. I do not say that any of these three reasons would usually justify taking one’s own life: only that they might. They are infirmity, self-sacrifice and shame.
It is possible to imagine being so tormented or disabled by illness that life ceases to be worth living. Make all the qualifications you like to that statement — that a quadriplegic with only a fraction of the normal human scope for action and interaction may, with love and care, still find existence positive — and I might accept them all, but still maintain that pain can be so great and so unremitting, or the prospect of looming incapacity so wretched, or the loss of a capability which to a particular individual was life itself so crippling, that each new day can only bring suffering.
We may say “try to learn to live with it,” or “you may get better” or “you may find new reasons to live”. We have every right to say this. But the sufferer has an equal right to respond “no, I do not wish to live with it”, or “my chances of recovery are too small”, or “I do not seek new reasons to live”. These responses may be rational. The choice should be his.
A second sound reason for suicide, self-sacrifice, is often allied to infirmity. I am afraid it is just not honest to claim that wanting to lift a burden from others is wrong-headed, because others are happy to carry the burden. Sometimes they hardly can. Old age — often cited — is the worst reason for suicide, for age comes gradually and knows where it is going, and we all have time to adjust; but those struck down by illness in an untimely way may never adjust, and those who care for them may be unable to cope. Death can be a release not only for the deceased, and I know circumstances where, whatever the sadness, there was also respect, gratitude and relief.
Though Mick Hume is right that suicide often does cause huge distress to others, his view that this is an argument for stigmatising suicide is perverse. If the aura of disgrace and calamity which in our culture surrounds taking one’s own life means that a kindly intended suicide may cause tremendous pain, then we should try to lift the stigma. It is the stigma which causes the pain. Mick then cites the pain as a reason for intensifying the stigma. This is circular.
Self-sacrifice is not, in our language, a pejorative term, and death can be the ultimate self-sacrifice. In war, suicide missions are not thought disgraceful. The story of blinded Samson, bringing the temple down on the Philistines, was taught to me as heroic. Captain Scott committed suicide. Laying down your life for others means just that.
And shame can justify suicide. This is not to deny that the shamed may sometimes be redeemed, may find within themselves the strength to repent and renew themselves, and start again. But there are sins, and there are individual sinners, where it is fair to conclude that this possibility is very, very remote. Ian Huntley judged himself to have no good reason left to live, and I for one would not try to second-guess him. I can imagine acts of betrayal or cowardice on my part which so robbed me of self-worth and so filled me with misery that death would be the only exit. I do not think this is an ignoble thought. Suicide can be the ultimate apology.
But let me end on a cheerful note, though you may not think it so. Is suicide not the greatest of all tokens of the primacy of the human will? How shall a man ever demonstrate with more finality that he is the captain of his soul, the master of his ship, than by taking it by his own choice on to the rocks? Self-inflicted death is the ultimate defiance, the one freedom in your life and mine which nothing and nobody — not even God — can take away.
I have never contemplated suicide and hope I never shall. But to know that I can — to know that tomorrow I too could make that splendid, terrible two-fingered gesture to creation itself — is more than life-enhancing: it is sublime."
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#10563257 - 06/24/09 05:51 AM (3 years, 11 months ago) |
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suffocation by non oxygen/non carbon dixoide gas.
The lungs burn when one needs to breathe, but that works on there being CO2 in the lungs. If you inhale helium, or nitrogen, or butane, or tetraflurorethane, or nitrous oxide, or thousands of other non oxygen, non dixoide gasses, then the survival mechanism won't trigger.
Thought about it a few years ago. Got to that stage, then didn't.
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unlegendary
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: AmericanPsycho]
#10699585 - 07/18/09 03:46 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Eson said:
if you take wrong drugs you wake up all messed up extremely in pain like you said its takes weeks i don't want that ... that's why i asking good drugs that can do the job fast ...i want clean peaceful way
Me too, but you can't get them over the counter. You could take a bottle or 2 of xanax. Then inject yourself with about 100mg dilaudid? Or a gram of heroin.
The problem with heroin is that you never know just what you're getting.
Being a former heroin addict I can attest that shooting a gram of heroin won't always work. I did it, slept about an hour then was awake and going through withdraw for four days straight because i was broke afterwards. That's also one of the big reasons heroin is so damned tough to kick. The quality varies almost daily. If it was exactly the same day to day then almost every heroin addict could simply ween themselves off of it, but one day you might get great quality, the next shit.. I shot a gram of garbage. It was OK stuff, but being my tolerance was way up there..well you get the gist I hope. I was flat out sick of being an addict, running from the law, being broke, withdraw every damned day of my life, the stigma attached to being a heroin addict.. all sorts of reasons and something most non-addicts don't know is that most OD's resulting in death are actually suicides. Nobody wakes up one morning then announces to the world "Hey, you know what? I think I'll become a heroin addict just for the hell of it."
Now, if you have a low tolerance to heroin or other opiates that's quite another story, but the problem then is where do you get a gram of H without getting ripped off? Most dealers i know will fleece a newbie to the H scene as soon look at them. It's par for the course and getting a friend to buy it? Same thing. most addicts who do have real connects will rip you off too. Again, par for the course.
If you're not an addict I wouldn't recommend the gram of heroin route. Chances of getting an actual gram are low even if you happen to have the scale when you buy it, but few dealers will wait as you weigh it out in front of them. That's an insult to their integrity (sounds like an oxymoron, yes, but even so many will consider it insulting) Many heroin dealers i used to run with would think nothing of popping you in the kneecaps for such a thing.
But take heart..anyone can buy multiple grams and you'll need a rig and a little knowledge of how to fix..Not hard, but with no experience it's not as simple as it sounds.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
#10735038 - 07/24/09 09:45 PM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ive done alot of thinking about how i wanna go.
My top 3 favorites are
1.)gunshot to the head (preferably a shotgun biggest caliber).
-possible problems ...your still alive and your brain is mush and you life the rest of your life in a hospital retarded.
2.)Using opiates of some kind...painkillers blah blah..anything that will make u pass out.
- possible problems...u don't die..u just get really sick then get your stomach pumped and are now stigma-ed the suicide man your whole life.
3.)Jumping off of something where high enough to reach max velocity on the way down so your neck brakes or something.
- possible problems...only 90% of people who jump actually die..just imagine what could happen if you live...mangled...retarded and disabled...
IN CONCLUSION:
My personal choice is a combo of these 3...
Step 1. Acquire a large amount of vicodin or some kind of opiate.
Step 2. Acquire a large caliber shotgun or gun of some kind.
Step 3. Find a really high point to jump off of... and don't be an asshole...make sure there is no one at the bottom in case the gun you have fires when you hit the ground...remember we are not trying to kill others here only ourselves. Or better yet load just enough ammo (one shot)
Step 4. Conceal the gun get to the high stand on the high point where you are about to jump(don't fall yet dumbass..remember 90% chance of survival from fall).
Step 5. This should actually be done about 5 minutes prior to standing on ledge but at same time will do as well. TAKE ALL THE OPIATES YOU HAVE ACQUIRED vicoding or whatever.
Step 6. Insert the gun in your mouth and point it to slightly upward or strait back to the spinal cord and pull trigger.
Step 7. U fall to your death with a stomach full of opiates no head left and are almost 100% sure to die.
I hope no one actually does this ...but if you want the most painless for sure way to die...id say this is the one...
Personally I'm not planning on suicide soon...but if life keeps going the way it is...there really is no point in going on...some may mot mind living like a groveling loser...id rather be dead than be some grunt slave to the pieces of shit that have had power over my life.
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