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 AKSE
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 Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide?  [Re: fuckmylifeson]
#9138669 - 10/26/08 09:43 PM (4 years, 6 months ago) |
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fuckmylifeson said:
at the time i was very fortunate and happy that i made it alive... now i wish that i hadn't. but really, its not all that bad.
i would like to kill myself like that or perhaps just throwing myself in front of a train... i dont remember if thats been mentioned or not, although i have read the entire thread.
any other suggestions of how to kill yourself? im not necesarrily concerned about it being painless, just quick really.
Your fucked up
Go get some help you fucking idiot. 
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AKSE
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: AKSE]
#9138687 - 10/26/08 09:47 PM (4 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh after taking a look at your Profile
Biography: so i hate life and im sick of living. i really would like to die soon. i hate everything and everyone. the only things i like are sleep and drugs.
i dont even like drugs to "escape"
sleep is my escape.
i like drugs to get a different perspective on life. its a way for me to view things differently, and yes sometimes that is a nice escape. but i generally use it for enlightening and educating myself. i have a very good head on my shoulders for 17 beside the whole hating myself and wanting to die
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i can be pretty amazing if you get to know me...but then again ill most likely fuck up any sort of relationship i have with anyone because im a self destructing asshole.
my friends call me Shady Kaity Mcgenius.
Kaity McGenius for short.
if you get to know me, you'll understand why i've been nick named that.
Yeah, what a great head you have between your shoulders, you sound like a real winner.
Also YOUR TOO YOUNG TO BE ON THIS SITE Hope you get banned soon.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: AKSE]
#9138697 - 10/26/08 09:48 PM (4 years, 6 months ago) |
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Not fucked up....just misunderstood. I've wanted to throw myself in front of a train plenty of times.
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lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
#9141172 - 10/27/08 12:01 PM (4 years, 6 months ago) |
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I just want to let everyone know that this post has made The Shroomery the top result in Google if you type in "best way to commit suicide". It also shows up high on other suicide related queries.
So the Shroomery is basically the first site that comes up after someone types in anything about suicide now in Google.
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gofudgeyourself
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: theuser]
#9141220 - 10/27/08 12:12 PM (4 years, 6 months ago) |
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lol overdose on painkillers, probably heroine...ide like to be relaxed if i die.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: gofudgeyourself]
#9141253 - 10/27/08 12:24 PM (4 years, 6 months ago) |
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if i wanted to kill myself i'd just go on a robbing spree and have it end up all movie like
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impgl
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: impgl]
#9141255 - 10/27/08 12:25 PM (4 years, 6 months ago) |
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oh and fuck so many whores
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omg really?
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: impgl]
#9141548 - 10/27/08 01:44 PM (4 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: circularvortex]
#9141571 - 10/27/08 01:51 PM (4 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm too curious about the future to ever kill myself, I think. But I've always liked the idea of making a statement with suicide. The whole burning monk thing, going out meditating on fire. Or maybe find a public place and yell out my grievances for the audience and some thoughts on humanity, and pull the trigger on myself.
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Baeosistine
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I was wondering why it got 70000 views
Maybe someone should degooglebot it.
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Psilo_Subliminal
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Twister]
#9142386 - 10/27/08 04:46 PM (4 years, 6 months ago) |
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Twister said:
Suicide isn't a cowards way out. It's the people that are afraid to die that are the cowards. 
What a crock of bullshit...
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: fuckmylifeson]
#9144152 - 10/27/08 09:43 PM (4 years, 6 months ago) |
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i would like to kill myself like that or perhaps just throwing myself in front of a train... i dont remember if thats been mentioned or not, although i have read the entire thread.
any other suggestions of how to kill yourself? im not necesarrily concerned about it being painless, just quick really.
What a stupid thing to say. After your post i dont think anyone that has any intelligence whatsoever is going to support your suicide mission by giving you suggestions on how to do kill yourself! And it is clearly a suicide mission by how you wrote that post 
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: AmericanPsycho]
#9176017 - 11/03/08 06:26 AM (4 years, 6 months ago) |
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What I would want to do would be to ride an Elephant head on into a train! For one thing, thats one thing I've always wanted to see and never have.
Or I would get some of my crazy ass friends/family together and go for a do or die mission... for tons of money or bust ^^ Either way I would be high when when it all came to pass.
Oh, and I want this song played at my funeral ^^
Edited by teknix (11/03/08 06:34 AM)
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 Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: teknix]
#9176062 - 11/03/08 07:16 AM (4 years, 6 months ago) |
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teknix said:
What I would want to do would be to ride an Elephant head on into a train! For one thing, thats one thing I've always wanted to see and never have.
Or I would get some of my crazy ass friends/family together and go for a do or die mission... for tons of money or bust ^^ Either way I would be high when when it all came to pass.
Oh, and I want this song played at my funeral ^^
That bird is mesmorizing and hilarious- mesmarious really
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: otispicks]
#9177523 - 11/03/08 03:08 PM (4 years, 6 months ago) |
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damn.. bird has better rythm than most people i kno... and he was on one foot!!
the bird is the word
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: aiyobro]
#9177570 - 11/03/08 03:21 PM (4 years, 6 months ago) |
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To the OP:
Why die painlessly? Pain is one way to know you're alive...If you start and are in a lot of pain, you'll probably quit and realize life is good.
It IS good to live...Just not with how society is. My advice is, before you start college or get into any kind of financial debt, check out a commune (intentional community) and see if you like that style of life better than what you're involved in right now.
Seriously, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. My beauty, and the beauty of life, imo, comes from the outdoors, working with it, in it, and for it. Money is the real problem, imo, and with that comes greed. Check out buddhism, and the 7 or 8 fold path...
Go with it. Don't give up just yet. Try new things.
Your attitude shapes your reality. Change your reality, your attitude changes. Change your reality, your attitude changes...
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
#9331542 - 11/29/08 01:23 PM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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Aim a gun at a cop and fire onece you wont feel a thing
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: truesuperman]
#9331582 - 11/29/08 01:34 PM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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this is an easy point-n-click thing. get shotgun, pistol, what hve you point at your dome and click. just dont do it under the chin, believe it or not there are idiots that have even screwed up this method of suicide and survived...atleast for a little while. but if you're not really wanting to kill yourself then there is no need to ask this kind of question.
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Irishdrunk
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: ShroomerSharp]
#9339280 - 11/30/08 08:29 PM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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Nuclear is a cool way to die, the flesh just tears off you in the wave, then the flames burn the rest.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Irishdrunk]
#9339446 - 11/30/08 08:53 PM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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Make sum war chemicals
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