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 THE KRAT BARON
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 Re: How can I stop masturbating??  [Re: GnuBobo]
#5005369 - 12/02/05 01:32 AM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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That tingle is the devil licking at your balls my friend. He is tempting you to sin. He wants you to be a sinner. You must not let the evil encompass your soul. You MUST cut it off if you want to be saved. It's the only way... and that's that.
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MOTH
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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: GnuBobo]
#5005375 - 12/02/05 01:33 AM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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I did so much masturbatig when I was an adolescent, that my parents walked in on me twice. the first time, mY mom said, "Oh honey, don't worry, it's NORMAL."
THE Second time, it was my dad...he said, "What are you doing??Q"
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 toratiger
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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: MOTH]
#5005379 - 12/02/05 01:34 AM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
EllemyshShade said:
Well...how do you expect me to feel..;
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everytime I masturbate/have sex...I have to think about people sneezing their heads off.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Teust me, I've thought about it and I don't know...all I know is that it turns me the fuck ON.
GOODAMMN...it's so fucking fucke dup.
but it turns me on. So what am I supposed to do...ignore all thsi stimuli...
or get turned on...
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I thin you know
HAHAHAHA my hubby just sneezed six times as I am writing this. 
I don't know the answer to what you are supposed to do, but an answer involving finely ground pepper would be a good starting point!
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ohmatic
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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: GnuBobo]
#5005598 - 12/02/05 03:24 AM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
GnuBobo said:
I know it's wrong...a sin, if you will.
right ...
even if u were joking, it wouldnt be funny at all.
ill jerk one for u baby 
peace ohm 
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koppie
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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: ohmatic]
#5005715 - 12/02/05 06:13 AM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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source: http://menshealth.about.com/cs/prostatehealth/a/ejaculate_ptate.htm
Quote:
Leitzmann's findings were that men who ejaculate between 13 and 20 times a month had a 14% lower risk of prostate cancer that men who ejaculated on average, between 4 and 7 times a month for most of their adult life. Men who ejaculated upwards of 21 times a month had a 33% lower lifetime risk of prostate cancer than the baseline group.
Don't ever stop, it might just save your life!
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ummikko
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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: GnuBobo]
#5005719 - 12/02/05 06:19 AM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you stop masturbating completely, you will start having wet dreams.
The testicles typically produce 50,000 new sperm every minute of every day beginning at puberty until the man is seventy years old or older.
If the sperm isn't released for a long time the number of sperm in the scrotum will build up, and eventually some of it will need to be ejected. Masturbation is a normal way of releasing the sperm. If not done through masturbation or sex, wet dreams will act as a back-up mechanism.
It takes about 48 hours to replenish the sperm reserves.
These are normal bodily functions in a young man, there is no need to be ashamed of them.
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gregorio
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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: GnuBobo]
#5005780 - 12/02/05 07:04 AM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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Chop off your hands?
Or, find a girl?
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HagbardCeline
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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: GnuBobo]
#5005782 - 12/02/05 07:04 AM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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You could cut your penis off.
Damnit, I linked from the Whos Online so all I saw was your post.
Disregard.
I hear some drugs are great and destroying libido though.
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Edited by HagbardCeline (12/02/05 07:05 AM)
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loopin20
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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: GnuBobo]
#5005837 - 12/02/05 07:43 AM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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your only problem appears to be your beliefs. change those and enjoy yourself.
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Meat_hod
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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: HagbardCeline]
#5005848 - 12/02/05 07:47 AM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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OK, at first i thought this was a joke, now im not too sure. No, offence but christians believe in a lot of fucked up shit, well, the hardcore ones anyways. I'm going to go ahead and say that i respect peoples beliefs and im all for it, if it results in good things. But some things are RIDICULOUS to believe in. I've seen christian groups at funerals, shaming the parents, telling them their dead son is going to burn in hell, yelling at them through the entire funeral, it was the most disrespectful thing i've ever seen. It was becuase their son was a homosexual, and nothing else. They say that they believe in following the bible, but they tweak certain parts to thier liking, the rule on intoxication is so stupid, im not even going to waste your time telling you about it.
There is NO good, without evil. So stop fucking running from the "devil" becuase he is as important as God. The only thing i believe in, is just being happy. The ONLY thing it should come down to is, if masturbating makes you happy, then do it, and stop worrying about stupid shit, no offence. And if you can't get over the fact that you feel like your sinning, then have some godamn self control and stop, and see if your happier then.
The fact is, although there have been some amazing people come out of religion, its still the number one cuase of evil on this planet. And id rather follow my own beliefs, than the ridiculous teachings of a child molesting priest.
just jerk it 
and if your such a devout christian, why are you asking for advice from people on this forum...do you know what we do here?
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Edited by Meathod (12/02/05 07:50 AM)
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XUL
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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: GnuBobo]
#5005884 - 12/02/05 08:02 AM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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I see masturbation as a good thing. It keeps you from being a flailing horny bastard at parties and doing stuipid stuff. I like to do it before I go out just beacuse.
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gregorio
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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: Meat_hod]
#5005929 - 12/02/05 08:24 AM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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That was an awfully long answer to a simple question.
ISo what exactly are you trying to say?
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: Todcasil]
#5005937 - 12/02/05 08:29 AM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can't do the deed while high. Only sober.
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novorua
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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: XUL]
#5005938 - 12/02/05 08:29 AM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
XUL said:
I see masturbation as a good thing. It keeps you from being a flailing horny bastard at parties and doing stuipid stuff. I like to do it before I go out just beacuse.
Yeah, that can be smart. I've heard its wise to masterbate before you go on a date. So therefor you won't be focusing on sexual things too much, rather just having fun with her as a friend, which is only a plus. Also once you start hitting it that night you can go on for a while for the 1st time, she might be impressed. It makes sense.
Edited by novorua (12/02/05 08:30 AM)
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koppie
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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: Meat_hod]
#5005962 - 12/02/05 08:46 AM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Meat_hod said:
and if your such a devout christian, why are you asking for advice from people on this forum...do you know what we do here?
SHHH! Don't tell him about the virgin sacrifices.
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gregorio
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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: koppie]
#5005998 - 12/02/05 09:07 AM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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dAMN sINNERS
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Konnrade
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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: GnuBobo]
#5006020 - 12/02/05 09:18 AM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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Christ did say "If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off...", but it was a metaphor  . No going at your wrists with a razor blade or a bone saw! 
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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag
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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: Konnrade]
#5006039 - 12/02/05 09:25 AM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'll break his shit clean off.
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Re: How can I stop masturbating?? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5006044 - 12/02/05 09:28 AM (18 years, 4 months ago) |
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mastrubation is not bad, dont worry so much bro.
its a natural euphoric feeling that we all have the pleasure of feeling !!!!
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Meat_hod
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SHHH! Don't tell him about the virgin sacrifices.
hahaha.
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