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Shave all the hair off my body?
    #4954718 - 11/19/05 05:20 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Should I shave all the hair off my body?
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Re: Shave all the hair off my body? [Re: protected_son]
    #4954725 - 11/19/05 05:27 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I recommend that you do... and that you do it thoroughly. Leave not one hair remaining. wheter pube, asshair, ear-hair, nose-hair, knuckle-hair, foot-hair, or belly-button-hair, you should shave it all!

Make yourself so streamlined that the dolphins envy you.


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Re: Shave all the hair off my body? [Re: Konnrade]
    #4954732 - 11/19/05 05:33 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe I should leave one patch of hair and that will be my pubs ill make it a pot leaf or a mushroom and send yall a pic. If I do it.


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Re: Shave all the hair off my body? [Re: protected_son]
    #4954736 - 11/19/05 05:50 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

burn it all off

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Re: Shave all the hair off my body? [Re: goobler]
    #4954740 - 11/19/05 05:52 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Dog I would if it wouldn't hurt so bad


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Re: Shave all the hair off my body? [Re: protected_son]
    #4954743 - 11/19/05 05:53 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

fo sheeze


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Re: Shave all the hair off my body? [Re: protected_son]
    #4954745 - 11/19/05 05:54 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

hurt?

hell no it builds character...


chicks dig scars

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Re: Shave all the hair off my body? [Re: goobler]
    #4955251 - 11/19/05 09:56 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I did shave off MOST of my hair once... pubes, legs, arms, crack. Lemme tell ya something, don't shave your butt crack. When it comes back you'll itch so bad it isn't funny. You'll spend so much time scratching your crack, people are going to think you're "unhygienic" and don't wipe good enough.

BTW, this was done because I used to do MMA fights fairly often and wrestlers seem to think less hair = slippery, thus easier to wiggle out of some submissions... I have no idea why I thought shaving my crack was a good idea... it isn't... but at least I didn't have to worry about having a butt-hawk anymore...:D


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Re: Shave all the hair off my body? [Re: mediman0078]
    #4955281 - 11/19/05 10:08 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I didnt know there was a submission hold involving the butt crack...wow thanks for the info

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Re: Shave all the hair off my body? [Re: protected_son]
    #4955318 - 11/19/05 10:20 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

are you ok?

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Re: Shave all the hair off my body? [Re: goobler]
    #4955324 - 11/19/05 10:22 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

ha i tell myself chicks dig scars all the time!!! helps me sleep better at night

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Re: Shave all the hair off my body? [Re: protected_son]
    #4955378 - 11/19/05 10:47 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

when I was in the military this guy shaved off all the hair on his body...
even his eye brow's.

he looked really wierd!~

several days later he was seen walking around the ship buck ass nakkid...
later that night he jumped off a M frame platform that was about 80 feet up in the air...
landing on his head and killing himself!~

is there anything you want to tell us?


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Re: Shave all the hair off my body? [Re: Roadkill]
    #4955380 - 11/19/05 10:48 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

That is fucking crazy.

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Re: Shave all the hair off my body? [Re: Trav]
    #4955403 - 11/19/05 10:56 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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That is fucking crazy.




thats what I thought!~


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Laterz, Road

Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!


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PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.


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Re: Shave all the hair off my body? [Re: Roadkill]
    #4955416 - 11/19/05 11:00 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Roadkill said:
when I was in the military this guy shaved off all the hair on his body...
even his eye brow's.

he looked really wierd!~

several days later he was seen walking around the ship buck ass nakkid...
later that night he jumped off a M frame platform that was about 80 feet up in the air...
landing on his head and killing himself!~

is there anything you want to tell us?




Reminds me of the story of the man who was manning an AA turret on a ship during the pearl harbor attack... and just snapped and jumped off the boat. Seemingly for no reason.


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Re: Shave all the hair off my body? [Re: Konnrade]
    #4955469 - 11/19/05 11:18 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Wow, really why are you going to shave off all of your hair?

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Re: Shave all the hair off my body? [Re: Jaeger]
    #4955476 - 11/19/05 11:20 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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Jaeger said:

Wow, really why are you going to shave off all of your hair?




the voices are telling him to.


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Laterz, Road

Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!


Brainiac said:
PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.


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Re: Shave all the hair off my body? [Re: Roadkill]
    #4955677 - 11/19/05 12:37 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Roadkill said:
when I was in the military this guy shaved off all the hair on his body...
even his eye brow's.

he looked really wierd!~

several days later he was seen walking around the ship buck ass nakkid...
later that night he jumped off a M frame platform that was about 80 feet up in the air...
landing on his head and killing himself!~

is there anything you want to tell us?




LOL! A fellow vet. Salude! I got one for ya. We had a booter come to my ship right before we were schedualed for a 6 mo deployment in which we were to be spending A LOT of time at sea. 3 mo into the cruise and booter starts acting REAL weird.... He'd stand in the berthing buck naked in front of a mirror staring at his dick for HOURS. Literally... I'd go on watch (6on 6off) and he'd be looking at his cock. Come back after 6 hours, there's booter, staring at his dick. This was sucky because his rack wasn't far from mine, so it was also the mirror I used after getting up to make sure I wasn't going on watch with eye crusties and whatnot. Anyhow, booter decides one day that it'd be a great idea to run buck naked to the mess decks and shake his dick in front of a bunch of enlisted females that were with one of our helicopter squadrons. I was eating breakfast at the table right next to these girls, and was stunned. Then I hear the pitter-patter of combat boots from the corridor where the MARDET (Marine Detachment, basically shipboard security) is at coming closer and at a fast pace. 8 marines come busting on the mess decks and football tackle booter off the table where the girls are sitting. They zip tied his wrists and ankles and then zip tied the 2 together, making a nice little briefcase of dumbass. Needless to say, booter got section 8 and a free trip to Virginia to be locked up in the NAS loony bin.

I laughed my ass off for hours after I saw that....


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Re: Shave all the hair off my body? [Re: goobler]
    #4955694 - 11/19/05 12:44 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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goobler said:
I didnt know there was a submission hold involving the butt crack...wow thanks for the info




I call it the "thumb of pain". LOL. Yea, no idea why I did that... it was really stupid.


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Re: Shave all the hair off my body? [Re: Jaeger]
    #4955727 - 11/19/05 12:53 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

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Wow, really why are you going to shave off all of your hair?




crabs


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