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The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing.
#4730337 - 09/29/05 08:27 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shut up already. Have a little faith in the collisions of the realities of this universe, of people's paths crossing. Really. Don't you see what you're doing?
You're assuming that the girls you like are really the best girls around, but that for some reason, their one big flaw is that they like to go out with jerks. Everything about them is perfect, and you want them so bad, but for some reason they like jerks.
Give some consideration to the fact that there's probably a thousand better girls out there.
Doesn't it make you second-guess the girl for being with the jerk in the first place? I would definitely second-guess her judgment and the make-up of her personality.
I realize some girls really are cool and end up wrapped up in jerky relationships...but come ON already.
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4730345 - 09/29/05 08:28 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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I assume my post spawned this one.
I use that as my excuse. I am an ugly fuckface and couldn't get a
girl if my life depended on it.
Sorry.
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: WeAreAllOne]
#4730351 - 09/29/05 08:30 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
WeAreAllOne said:
I use that as my excuse. I am an ugly fuckface and couldn't get a
girl if my life depended on it.
#1 - Don't apologize. Yeah your post is what made me make this one.
#2 - I look like a goblin with a fucking mop on my head, and my girlfriend is the type of gorgeous I never thought I could get.
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4730352 - 09/29/05 08:30 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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girls like you right?
I think he proved his point
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: goobler]
#4730356 - 09/29/05 08:30 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Was that so necessary?
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4730357 - 09/29/05 08:30 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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/me wonders why you came up with this post!
who's the whiny bitch?
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: WeAreAllOne]
#4730359 - 09/29/05 08:30 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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imo, most guys like shitty girls. the depressing fact is most people are shitty and jerks. therefore, we will always hear how the opposite sex likes jerks from the opposite sex. it's inevitable.
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: debianlinux]
#4730360 - 09/29/05 08:31 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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debianlinux said: imo, most guys like shitty girls. the depressing fact is most people are shitty and jerks. therefore, we will always hear how the opposite sex likes jerks from the opposite sex. it's inevitable.
I should just lock this thread and make that the reason.
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: Simisu]
#4730365 - 09/29/05 08:31 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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damn you guys are fast!
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: debianlinux]
#4730366 - 09/29/05 08:32 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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haha like a goblin with a mop on his head...thanks for a good laugh.
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4730367 - 09/29/05 08:32 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't have a girlfriend.
But my very best friend is by far the prettiest and nicest girl
around here. Never thought someone like her would give two shits
about me.
I am thankful for that.
P.S. I use "chicks dig jerks" a lot because it was a song by Bill
Hicks's band at one time.
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: sublime40oz]
#4730369 - 09/29/05 08:32 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's true. I have a huge jew nose in a face that reminds me at least of a goblin.
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4730370 - 09/29/05 08:33 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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yes because I love you
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: Simisu]
#4730372 - 09/29/05 08:33 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm the whiny bitch.
Now get off my fucking dick.
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4730376 - 09/29/05 08:35 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said: It's true. I have a huge jew nose in a face that reminds me at least of a goblin.
I have a big nose too. I'm German.
When people say something about my nose, I tell them my genocide knows
no racial or religious boundaries, and most of them stop talking.
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4730410 - 09/29/05 08:41 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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The best girls don't like jerks, just a bunch of girls do.
The really awesome girls were smart enough to figure out that jerks suck at a relatively young age.
But keep in mind, to get those kinds of girls you've gotta be pretty awesome, so if you sit around all day complaining that the best girls want jerks, you're probably not awesome enough for them.
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: Phluck]
#4730451 - 09/29/05 08:48 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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most guys are attracted to super model types that know they are hot so they are stuck up bitches. You think they are perfect according to their look. Here is some advise looks only last so long there guys. Yeah you have to be attracted to some one to even start anything... but don't think a girl is perfect for you just because of looks..... and if I am way off sorry, this is just something that I have observed about men.
I am not hot and my guy thinks I am perfect for him.... but he thinks I am gorgous too...hhehehe but he has too.
Your perfect girl is someone that is into a person like you. If she isn't into you she isn't the "best" girl for you
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: WeAreAllOne]
#4730466 - 09/29/05 08:50 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Come on guys my guy has a big nose and I love it. It gives you a differnt look. Girls get bored with the same old look. Now a girl with a big nose is not good! Not good at all
Now look at that nose
isn't it cute?
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4730540 - 09/29/05 09:01 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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I agree. I've met many great girls who don't like jerks. Unfortunately, they usually like someone else who's not a jerk. No love for this non-jerk.
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: KristiMidocean]
#4730562 - 09/29/05 09:04 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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you've made my christmas list
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: KristiMidocean]
#4730582 - 09/29/05 09:06 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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KristiMidocean said: most guys are attracted to super model types that know they are hot so they are stuck up bitches.
I knew this one awesome girl in High School who was a model. It's just as shallow to assume all super-hot girls are stuck up as it is to only like them for their looks.
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4730588 - 09/29/05 09:08 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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First, I don't think there is such a thing as best, or worse, its a social illusion. Second, there must be balance, which means the girls who are nicest need the meanest guys, they cancel out each other if they are exact opposites. An example:
John = Closed minded, cranky, sex-aholic who knows it all Jane = Open minded, Happy, Romantic-aholic who knows a bit, but still questions everything
John likes her because she listens to him go on about all the shit he "knows" and she doesnt give into sex easly, so shes not easy to get in the sack with, and john loves a challenge and has to be romantic to get what he wants. Her questions make him laugh because they bring things up that he never would have thought of (of course he woudlnt admit he never thought of them though). But if Jane starts giveing into sex more and more and stops asking questions and starts becomming closed minded, then john has changed her, which is not the objective of a relationship, both parties have to change.When this happrens, john gets fed up with her and annoyed, because opposites attract, not vice versa. When things are unbalanced, then yes, people concider this guy a jerk, some girls are like this too, people call them players, but they are really just much too negitive and leech "energy" from those around them. This basicly means, the guy fucks her over, leaving her crying in her room, because he wanted a new girl on the side, one that is his opposite, some guys look at it as another conquest, which is funny because the opposite girl is thinking the same thing, except in a more friendly way (Ohh im going to make this guy happy!), while the guys like (I'm going to make myself happy !). (this is all generalizing by the way, not every guy is like this and not every girl is like Jane)
Jane is the opposite, she likes John because hes so smart, and is always romantic with her (because he wants his sex(at first anyway, this romance may become desireable later on)) and he always enjoys all her questions because they both get a good laugh out of them. But if john ever became too hyper and emotional like she is, she would get tired of him very quickly, and then theres the "This just isnt working out, nono its not you... its me", this is false, its both.
So in conclusion, Jerks need love too.
And if your not a jerk, then find a girl who is and change her, and let her change you, its a beautiful process of balanceing each other out.
Closed mind = Someone who thinks, on some level, that they are right all the time
Open mind = Someone who thinks, on some level, that they are always wrong all the time
These are just some good matches, these are just the forms I put them in off the top of my head, if you want to find a girl for yourself, analyse yourself, find out what kinds of things your personality is made of, then find each opposite, and that would be the girl that would most help you.
(Intelligent + Open Minded = Intelligent + Open Minded) <--- this is what everyone should strive for by balancing each other out.
Intelligent + Closed mind = Intelligent + Open Minded Dumb + Closed mind = Dumb + Open Minded Intelligent + Open mind = Dumb + Closed mind Dumb + Closed mind = Intelligent + Closed mind
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: goobler]
#4730593 - 09/29/05 09:08 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
goobler said: you've made my christmas list
Secretly you love me deep down
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: KristiMidocean]
#4730601 - 09/29/05 09:10 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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meh, just a few inches below the waist, really
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: Silversoul]
#4730608 - 09/29/05 09:11 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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I wasn't talking about all super hot girls. I didn't even imply that. I said the girls that they are talking about are super hot model types that know their hot which makes their heads big and they become bitches
I did not say all hot super model types are stuck up bitches. I know a lot of hot girls that aren't stuck up
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4730884 - 09/29/05 10:10 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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ALthough I've seen it and can't understand it, it's not really a problem to me. I just seem to attract the nice-looking psychos who invariably fuck me over big time, which is why I haven't dated in ages. As a side effect, I've developed some misogynistic tendencies in my old age....
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: Le_Canard]
#4750378 - 10/03/05 04:48 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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i dont think that all people are right when they say that girls go for jerks. alot of people tell my girl that i am an ass and she should leave me and is way too good for me and what not, and she probably is, but they dont know me. I do all kinds of stuff for her that people dont know about, and i dont brag about. i joke around alot and love to mess with people, so i guess sometimes people take it the wrong way. im not out to impress anybody and have them think that i am the best boyfriend in the world, im just here to make her feel like a queen and neither of us need anybody elses approval.
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: samueljackson]
#4750390 - 10/03/05 04:51 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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the only girls that like assholes r the young and naive girls that dont know much about life and figure "o hes so badass, i bet hes got a big one and he could defiantly protect me from other guys", its the ones that think that, thatll go out and play with other guys just to see if her "man" will come and beat his ass stupid bitches man...
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: thegatewaydrug]
#4750406 - 10/03/05 04:54 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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nah my girl isnt like that at all. im not all about fighting and anything, if a girl wants to mess around like that let her, shes not for me
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: samueljackson]
#4750416 - 10/03/05 04:56 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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o sry lol i was just throwing that out there i wasnt talkin bout u or nothing
but yea if they fuck around then just ditch, i know some guys that would get in a big ol fight JUST for his girl... pretty pointless imo
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4750426 - 10/03/05 04:57 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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in my experience the whole nice guys finish last thing ends peaks in high school, then tapers off through college.
Girls seem to want to fuck the bad guy. In high school this is painfully obvious. The creative/intelligent type kids fall in love with some girl, then the girl gets over it and goes and fucks an real dickhead who treates her terribly. It happened to me, it happens to lots of guys, its the reason EMO music exists.
Now I'm in college, and it seems like the loser/rebel/asshole types aren't getting as much action, relative to the friendly/creative guys.
I dunno, we're all so immature. Girls aren't perfect. our society doesn't prepare us at all for our sexuality, they just throw us in a cauldron of a society called high school, mumble about abstinence, Gonorrea, etc. and we are left to sort it out for ourselves. Its no wonder feelings get hurt.
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: Noviseer]
#4750449 - 10/03/05 05:02 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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I got arrested for some shit that went down that I did to another guy over my girl, but he put his hands on her when they weren't welcome, so diff situation entirely. Soemtimes you gotta handle business for your woman. Fucking frat punks, think they own everything that walks into their house, think again bitch lol.
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: Noviseer]
#4750454 - 10/03/05 05:04 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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girls and guys like to say "that guy's a jerk" has nothing to do with truth just live and learn some people live more some learn more we're all jerks sometimes noone is a jerk all the time
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: sublime40oz]
#4750457 - 10/03/05 05:04 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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yea if ur defending ur girl thats different, but if they trying to fuck around and piss u off then ditch her and be like "ah have fun with her, just make sure u got protection, shes been around" then walk away
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: Noviseer]
#4750460 - 10/03/05 05:04 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Noviseer said: in my experience the whole nice guys finish last thing ends peaks in high school, then tapers off through college.
Ya, it was quite a shock to my system going through High School without so much as a kiss, and then getting laid within the first month of college. But unfortunately that kind of luck didn't last long, and now I'm right back to where I was in High School.
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: thegatewaydrug]
#4750465 - 10/03/05 05:05 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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If my girl ever pulled that shit I would be more tempted to slap her then do anything to the guy, I mean it's not his fault. I wouldn't hit a girl but I would sure want to with all the trust I put into her. Unless the guys your boy, then he should know better.
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: sublime40oz]
#4750474 - 10/03/05 05:09 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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yea the guys just trying to get some, not his fault
one time one of my friends fucked my other friends gf...
since the first day i saw her i knew she was a slut. anyways, she went to a party and met up with my friends friend, now he knows that shes got a bf and shouldnt do anything but she pushed him into it (that boose will do it to ya) and the next day he felt hella guilty and called him up and told him "sry man i just did ur gf" lol. because he called him and confessed he didnt beat his ass. the girl wouldnt confess to shit, she said nothin happened blah blah blah. so he said fuck it and ditched the bitch and stayed cool with the guy. its not his fault if shes spreading her legs for him, a guys gotta fuck once in a while lol
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: thegatewaydrug]
#4750482 - 10/03/05 05:10 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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thegatewaydrug said: yea the guys just trying to get some, not his fault
one time one of my friends fucked my other friends gf...
since the first day i saw her i knew she was a slut. anyways, she went to a party and met up with my friends friend, now he knows that shes got a bf and shouldnt do anything but she pushed him into it (that boose will do it to ya) and the next day he felt hella guilty and called him up and told him "sry man i just did ur gf" lol. because he called him and confessed he didnt beat his ass. the girl wouldnt confess to shit, she said nothin happened blah blah blah. so he said fuck it and ditched the bitch and stayed cool with the guy. its not his fault if shes spreading her legs for him, a guys gotta fuck once in a while lol
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: thegatewaydrug]
#4750484 - 10/03/05 05:11 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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HAHA that shit just cracked me up...thanks for the laugh
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: Silversoul]
#4750488 - 10/03/05 05:12 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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sublime - haha anytime. i got abunch of stories about bitches cheating... in cali, u dont have a gf for more then a month before somethin happens
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sublime40oz
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: thegatewaydrug]
#4750493 - 10/03/05 05:13 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Damn we hijacked this bitch, so about those jerks!
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Learyfan
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4750534 - 10/03/05 05:28 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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I already figured this out a while back and I always repeat it whenever someone makes this thread. Girls do not like jerks. Girls like confident guys. Jerks just happen to be confident.
There...I solved this mystery for you again.
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thegatewaydrug
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: Learyfan]
#4750597 - 10/03/05 05:41 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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cause they *in cartman voice* "do wut they want"
im confident with girls, i dont care bout em lol. im not a jerk or nothin i just act like r my homies, if they get offended by wut i say, then i tell them to go find a new croud to chill with. to me they just bitches, until i find "the right one" i just treat em like how they want to be treated. if they dress up with shorts up to their pussy and shirts that arent even big enough for an 8 yr old, ima see that as a "bitch" now some girls that dress right and act normal i see them as a "chick", or friend actually, i have alot of girl friends (female friends) that r hella cool and i always chill with them. but yea thats just how i look at it
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4750614 - 10/03/05 05:45 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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In my experience, girls who go after "jerks" are girls who like drama. Girls who like drama are not satisfied in a happy, non-dramatic relationship, because it gets boring to them subconsciously, and they need to do something to spice it up. Along comes a guy who will fly off the handle and freak on them once in a while, cheat on them, and in general tream them like shit, but every once in a while give them a small amount of hope that she can miraculously change them from the prick that they truly are.
It's all about the challenge with those kind of girls. I used to be one of them...luckily I snapped out of it by like 16, and realized being happy and stable is much nicer.
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: thegatewaydrug]
#4750633 - 10/03/05 05:48 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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thegatewaydrug said: if they dress up with shorts up to their pussy and shirts that arent even big enough for an 8 yr old, ima see that as a "bitch"
Yeah, but on the upside, hot bitches wearing almost nothing is pretty rad.
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FL_accciD
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: Silversoul]
#4750653 - 10/03/05 05:53 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Paradigm said:
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thegatewaydrug said: ] Bros before hoes.
sound advice
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4751659 - 10/03/05 09:27 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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im a jerk and the best girls sure dont like me
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QuantumMeltdown
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: Scarfmeister]
#4751770 - 10/03/05 09:52 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shroomnoob said: im a jerk and the best girls sure dont like me
What the hell is "the best girls" ??
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sublime40oz
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
#4751780 - 10/03/05 09:54 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Look my girl up in the dictionary....and you will have your answer
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4751808 - 10/03/05 10:02 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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its realy true though. my girl likes me, and im a jerk, therefore, all the best girls realy do like jerks. dont ask me why. i ask her all the time, and she says because she loves me. weird!
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4753029 - 10/04/05 05:50 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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I always looked at it the following way:
The girls who are most attractive to guys are usually the girls who flaunt their sexuality and desire attention from guys.
The girls who flaunt their sexuality and desire attention from guys are usually the girls who were either neglected or abused by their fathers or in some way.
Because many of these girls are looking to either rebel against a dad they hate or replicate the intimacy (however fucked up) they had with their dad, or both of those things, they're going to choose asshole/neglectful guys.
At least that's my thought. Maybe it's just how I rationalize picking boring girlfriends.
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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4753119 - 10/04/05 07:21 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Learyfan is right. Girls don't like jerks, they like guys who are confident. And guys who are jerks often look like they are confident while the nice, accommodating guys look like they are not confident. That's pretty much it in a nutshell. Even the truly great girls - not just the hot looking ones - deep down want a guy who will not let a girl or anyone else push them around.
Saying that the girls who like jerks are all bitches is just sour grapes. You know it isn't true. How many times has a truly fine girl told a guy "I just want to be friends"? That means that she likes him but he doesn't get her juices flowing because she thinks he's a wimp. All he had to do was make it clear that he would kick her to the curb if she didn't respect him and she WOULD. You want the girl of your dreams? Act like you could take her or leave her (at first) and if she treats you badly in any way, and I mean if she shows you the SLIGHTEST disrespect, tell her to take a hike AND MEAN IT! She must truly believe that she can't control you. She needs to be a little afraid of you. She needs to be afraid to treat you badly. You don't have to be a jerk, but you can't let her think that she has got you whipped.
That's it. It doesn't matter what you look like. The Beauty and the Beast is not just a stupid Disney movie. It is actually an ancient myth with deep roots in the human psyche. A man that a woman is not a little afraid of is, to her, not really a man. And I don't mean necessarily in the sense of physical violence. She can just be afraid that you will tell her to fuck off and mean it. But if she thinks she can get away with mistreating you, you can just go home and jerk it boy, because she is going to give her lovin to someone else.
For a woman to ever be satisfied with a man, she needs to know that the Beast lurks within.
I'll give you an example. I am a very mellow guy. I would never lay a hand on my woman in anger. She knows I will tell her to FO if she treats me with disrespect, because I have done it. But hit her? No. So the other day, she hides behind a fence at my house and when I walked through the gate she jumped out to try and scare me. She succeeded. Out of instinct, I slugged her. I pulled back at the last microsecond when I realized it was her, but too late. I nailed her. Not too hard, since I pulled it, but hard enough so she knew it wasn't a joke. Was she mad? On the contrary. It turned her on! She said "now I know you would protect me". Get it?
Girls want to tame a beast. They don't want someone who is already tame. Let her see the beast. THEN you will be free to be the nice guy you really are. She will be happy and you will be happy.
KS
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