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RandalFlagg
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I got an inversion table! (pic included)
#4471419 - 07/29/05 08:39 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Goodbye Munchkinland, Tallsville here I come.
Kiss my inverted ass!
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In(di)go
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4471506 - 07/29/05 08:58 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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so how fast will you grow with one of those things?
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QuantumMeltdown
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: In(di)go]
#4471516 - 07/29/05 09:01 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Those things are good for keg stands and tripping taking a huge N20 hit then flipping upside down.
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
#4471519 - 07/29/05 09:02 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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whos gonna bring one of those to a keg party?
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RandalFlagg
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: In(di)go]
#4471523 - 07/29/05 09:04 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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In(di)go said: so how fast will you grow with one of those things?
Goobler grew 2 inches in four months using the exact same table. I saw a guy on the internet who grew 2 inches in 2 months by holding weights while he hung inverted.
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: AliceDee]
#4471536 - 07/29/05 09:07 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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You dont bring it to the keg party. It's when you have one at your house lol.
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4471545 - 07/29/05 09:08 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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My 65-70 year old grand mother uses one of those to prevent against shrinking she's been using one for decades and I think she has definately gotten many positive results.
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4471555 - 07/29/05 09:11 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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haha that's fucking weird man.
so, what do you do? just lay in it for a couple hours?
I gotta hear about this. if it works, I wouldnt mind getting a bit taller.
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: Vvellum]
#4471570 - 07/29/05 09:14 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Not for a couple hours for like 30-45 mins but slowly working your way up from like 10 mins. It mostly helps with back problems. Back aches and such. I don't know if it can really make you taller. It works by decompressing your spine. All your vertebrate seperate as a result of bieng hung upside down.
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
#4471579 - 07/29/05 09:18 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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interesting.
I suffered from lower back trouble for years (sometimes the pain was so intense I couldnt bend over or sleep well).
I started doing yoga and the pain went away within 2 weeks of regular yoga classes (5x a week). I guess it works the same way - just stretching out or decompressing your spine.
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4471594 - 07/29/05 09:25 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said: Goodbye Munchkinland, Tallsville here I come.
Kiss my inverted ass!
too bad it wont shrink your massive nose
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: Vvellum]
#4471650 - 07/29/05 09:52 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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I just read that astronauts tend to be 3 inches or so taller from the lack of gravity pulling their spine down - but when they come back to Earth, they "shrink."
Hmmm - I'm going to read more about inversion tables - might be good for my lower back.
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: Vvellum]
#4471665 - 07/29/05 09:58 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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It relieved my lower back problems from bad posture and working and such. Thats not very scientific but its a testemonial.
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: Vvellum]
#4471768 - 07/29/05 10:21 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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During the day the spine compresses about 1/4" from walking and standing and stuff.. and it extends back out when you sleep
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: Shroomism]
#4471775 - 07/29/05 10:23 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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i bet you could have some wild sex in that....
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: Shroomism]
#4471776 - 07/29/05 10:23 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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So what happens when you go on a meth binge and stay up for four days?
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: DoctorJ]
#4471832 - 07/29/05 10:35 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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DoctorJ said: too bad it wont shrink your massive nose
That's what the plastic surgeon's scalpel is for.
You bitter piece of shit.
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
#4471845 - 07/29/05 10:37 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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QuantumMeltdown said: So what happens when you go on a meth binge and stay up for four days?
You shrink into a midget and start smoking crack and worshipping satan
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4471847 - 07/29/05 10:38 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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seriously, though. you look fine without a nosejob.
get over yourself, pretty boy.
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
#4471850 - 07/29/05 10:38 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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QuantumMeltdown said: So what happens when you go on a meth binge and stay up for four days?
I was about to ask the exact same thing.
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: Ravus]
#4471855 - 07/29/05 10:39 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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honestly.. it can probably only compress so much..nothing that wouldnt stretch back out in a night or two of sleep.
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: DoctorJ]
#4471875 - 07/29/05 10:43 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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DoctorJ said: seriously, though. you look fine without a nosejob.
get over yourself, pretty boy.
I should start a "RandalFlagg self-improvement" thread. I am working out so I hope to gain some more muscle on my body. I am doing the inversion table thing so I hope to get a couple inches taller. And, I am thinking about doing some penis enlargement exercises to make my willy a little bigger.
In four months or so, a new and improved Randal will re-enter society and leave it quaking with his superior statistics.
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4472021 - 07/29/05 11:20 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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penis enlargement exercises?
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: Vvellum]
#4472032 - 07/29/05 11:22 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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yeah wtf.. how do you do those.. I'd like to go from 9 to 12"
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: Vvellum]
#4472042 - 07/29/05 11:23 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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bi0 said: penis enlargement exercises?
Yeah, look up "jelqing" on the internet. It usually makes you 2 inches longer and much thicker if you are religious with your exercises.
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: Shroomism]
#4472052 - 07/29/05 11:25 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: yeah wtf.. how do you do those.. I'd like to go from 9 to 12"
I am still debating whether to do it or not. After all, I don't want to scare the ladies away with my gargantuan tube monster.
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4472058 - 07/29/05 11:25 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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do those go completely upside down?
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RandalFlagg
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: AliceDee]
#4472065 - 07/29/05 11:26 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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AliceDee said: do those go completely upside down?
Yep.
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4472167 - 07/29/05 11:44 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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can you face downwards???
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4472341 - 07/30/05 12:28 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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does the table fold up easy for storage?
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: AliceDee]
#4472953 - 07/30/05 04:50 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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no you cant do circles
and great choice RF
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4472992 - 07/30/05 05:50 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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hawt.
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4473013 - 07/30/05 06:18 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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pull your pants up!... err. down
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RandalFlagg
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: AliceDee]
#4473101 - 07/30/05 07:33 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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AliceDee said: can you face downwards???
It's not designed for that.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: Vvellum]
#4473102 - 07/30/05 07:34 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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bi0 said: does the table fold up easy for storage?
...It folds up for semi-easy storage. It is not bad but not as good as I would like.
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4473103 - 07/30/05 07:35 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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I just used my table this morning!
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RandalFlagg
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: goobler]
#4473106 - 07/30/05 07:37 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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goobler said: I just used my table this morning!
My head felt like it was going to explode when I did full vertical hanging. I need to get used to it. The video said "DO NOT hold weights while hanging". I think I might to speed up the anti-munchkin process.
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Re: I got an inversion table! (pic included) [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4473109 - 07/30/05 07:44 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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no!
not at least for the first two months
you need to stretch loosen joints
more weight will possible hyper exten some joints build up to it if needed
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