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Swami
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Favorite Animal Philosopher Quotes
#3021811 - 08/19/04 01:39 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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"I think; therefore I ham." ~ Porcrates
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Swami
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Re: Favorite Animal Philosopher Quotes [Re: Swami]
#3021864 - 08/19/04 02:00 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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"This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness." ~ The Dolly Llama
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Re: Favorite Animal Philosopher Quotes [Re: Swami]
#3021865 - 08/19/04 02:01 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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"Metaphysics is a dark ocean without shores or lighthouse, strewn with many a philosophic wreck." ~ Immanuel Cat
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Re: Favorite Animal Philosopher Quotes [Re: Swami]
#3021880 - 08/19/04 02:08 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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There, but for the crate of cod, go I. ~sushi~
-------------------- The day will come when, after harnessing the ether, the winds, the tides, gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And, on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. -Teilard
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Re: Favorite Animal Philosopher Quotes [Re: Frog]
#3021896 - 08/19/04 02:15 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Guffaw! Good one.
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Re: Favorite Animal Philosopher Quotes [Re: Swami]
#3021980 - 08/19/04 02:55 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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"I can lick my own balls" Scruffy the hedonistic bulldog
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Re: Favorite Animal Philosopher Quotes [Re: SpecialEd]
#3021999 - 08/19/04 03:13 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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"A bird in the hand is worth two in the nest" the cardinal explained, as he narrated his heroic escape and near death experience.
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Re: Favorite Animal Philosopher Quotes [Re: SpecialEd]
#3022000 - 08/19/04 03:14 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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"if you club a seal with one hand, does it make a sound?" famous seal proverb
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Re: Favorite Animal Philosopher Quotes [Re: SpecialEd]
#3022006 - 08/19/04 03:17 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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"there's more than one way to skin a cat" this was once said by a sadistic serial killer cat who skinned over 25 cats and made funny hats out of the skins. it later caught on in homo sapien dialect
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Re: Favorite Animal Philosopher Quotes [Re: SpecialEd]
#3022011 - 08/19/04 03:20 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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In an attempt to demonstrate his unclingy attitude towards things of this world, a lizard once proclaimed "I am not attached to my tail" and proceeded to remove his tail.
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Re: Favorite Animal Philosopher Quotes [Re: SpecialEd]
#3022015 - 08/19/04 03:22 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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"I'd rather be a sparrow then a snail"
-Paul Flymon
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Re: Favorite Animal Philosopher Quotes [Re: SpecialEd]
#3023480 - 08/19/04 12:44 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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"You can have anything you want in this life, as long as you help enough other people to get what they want." ~ Pig Piggler
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Re: Favorite Animal Philosopher Quotes [Re: Swami]
#3023511 - 08/19/04 12:51 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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"ANIMAL!!! ANIMAL!! ANIMAL!!!" - From The Muppets Character "Animal"
Sorry, I just had to get that one out of my system first.
-------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------- When it comes I'll know, I know Just take my clothes and leave And I'll be gone
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Re: Favorite Animal Philosopher Quotes [Re: Swami]
#3023525 - 08/19/04 12:53 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Early Bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Unknown
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Re: Favorite Animal Philosopher Quotes [Re: Swami]
#3026173 - 08/19/04 10:22 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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"Dog is dead." - Nietzschund
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Re: Favorite Animal Philosopher Quotes [Re: Swami]
#3026656 - 08/20/04 12:05 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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The early bird does indeed get the worm, but what does that say about the early worm?
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Re: Favorite Animal Philosopher Quotes [Re: Swami]
#3026676 - 08/20/04 12:11 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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in the future - I see boiling hot water, and i hear great screams from our brothers - a great hand shall drop us into a seething cauldron - and they shall eat us with bibs upon them - Lobstradamus
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Re: Favorite Animal Philosopher Quotes [Re: sporgasm]
#3026711 - 08/20/04 12:17 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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gak! ROTFLMAO!
When I saw the name "sporgasm", I knew we were in the presence of a great punologist.
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Re: Favorite Animal Philosopher Quotes [Re: Swami]
#3027504 - 08/20/04 07:31 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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"my cat's breath smells like cat food"
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Re: Favorite Animal Philosopher Quotes [Re: Swami]
#3028770 - 08/20/04 02:08 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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You're a good example of why some animals eat their young --Jim Samuels
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