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Why is farting funny?
#2962385 - 08/03/04 10:58 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Seriously, were there just a buncha cave people sitting around a fire farting and laughing at some point in the history of human evolution? Or has it become funny with the build of societys with morals and norms?
I mean, farting is a completely natural thing, and hey.... it makes you feel better if your stomach kinda hurts. But still if somebody farts and it sounds funny I, and im sure others, laugh at it.
Sorry... it was one of those dazey days
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Edge]
#2962397 - 08/03/04 11:00 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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ive wondered this too
but i dont know, the louder, the funnier
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Edge]
#2962401 - 08/03/04 11:00 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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ffffft. muahahahahaha ha ha ha
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: ]
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Edge]
#2962429 - 08/03/04 11:03 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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[became] funny with the build of societys with morals and norms
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Isn't it great that when you finally get comfortable with a woman that you can fart in front of her? After holding it back for the courtship you can finally let loose. It never ceases to amaze me how funny it is when she gets repulsed. Why is farting funny? I don't know, but it sure makes me laugh.
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Edge]
#2962445 - 08/03/04 11:06 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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because we are stupid?
i dont know, i don't care, they can just be damn funny sometimes.
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: MAGnum]
#2962446 - 08/03/04 11:06 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Still seems theres some kinda weird instinctual based acceptance of it being funny. It can be worked with like everything, but it just doesn't make sense to me at all.
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Edge]
#2962458 - 08/03/04 11:09 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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i don't find them that funny. I think maybe people just laugh because it's akward, and that's just a reaction to akwardness. that and clammy hands
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Edge]
#2962475 - 08/03/04 11:12 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't know. My husband farts a lot and we both end up laughing all the time. In fact, I'm laughing right now thinking about it....
Good question. Funky, how can you not think they're funny? Maybe you are just way more mature than us.
I must admit, I do have quite the juvenile sense of humor. I like really stupid things like the movie Dumb and Dumber and Old School and Austin Powers.......
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Phishgrrl]
#2962490 - 08/03/04 11:15 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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dumb and dumber and old school are great movies! the austin powers are good but are going downhill in my opinion.
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Phishgrrl]
#2962503 - 08/03/04 11:18 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Phishgrrl said: I like really stupid things like the movie Dumb and Dumber and Old School and Austin Powers.......
"Hey big gulps hey?"
I guess flatulence can be funny at time's. Like, the old lady at the grocery store, her farting is funny. But like some guy, sitting on the couching farting. Thats not funny.
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Phishgrrl]
#2962506 - 08/03/04 11:19 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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whoo dosnt like those movies? well who ever it is that likes to sensor things dont. But the only sence of humur I got is juvenile I lack the more adult sence of humor.
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: funkymonk]
#2962511 - 08/03/04 11:20 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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I agree people laugh cos of the awkwardness...
There's nothing funny about it
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: funkymonk]
#2962513 - 08/03/04 11:20 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think it is. Ok Maybe it is time for me to go to bed. goodnight guys.
And yes YEM the first and second A.Powers were the best, eh? Mike Myers is so hilariously funny.
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Phishgrrl]
#2962553 - 08/03/04 11:30 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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myers is hilarious...i just enjoyed the first 2 better...actually now that i think of it the 3rd had some relaly funny things, so nm, i really don't know what im talking about...but idk...***FART***
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Austin Powers was lame.
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: rogue_pixie]
#2962576 - 08/03/04 11:34 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: rogue_pixie]
#2962582 - 08/03/04 11:36 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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well you're a damn dirty post whore.
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yah...so?
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Edge]
#2962604 - 08/03/04 11:39 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Your averaging 115 posts a day Rogue.
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: funkymonk]
#2962612 - 08/03/04 11:40 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: rogue_pixie]
#2962617 - 08/03/04 11:41 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: funkymonk]
#2962627 - 08/03/04 11:44 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: rogue_pixie]
#2962658 - 08/03/04 11:52 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: funkymonk]
#2962681 - 08/04/04 12:00 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: rogue_pixie]
#2962684 - 08/04/04 12:01 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Farting is funny cause it is air passing by your poopy colon. and thats funny.
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: rogue_pixie]
#2962685 - 08/04/04 12:01 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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haha omg just remembered there's a punk band called The Farts!!!
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: rogue_pixie]
#2962692 - 08/04/04 12:03 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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I like the name The Piss Shiveres.
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Edge]
#2962893 - 08/04/04 01:32 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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My husband has a minor form of irritable bowel syndrome and he farts ALL THE TIME. But it is funny every time!!! I don't get it either...I guess it's one of those things.
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: MOTH]
#2963469 - 08/04/04 08:22 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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imo, farting is rarely funny; it's just sort of gross.
I still remember the story someone told on here a while back, but I can't remember whom it was, unfortunately. He said that he had some guests over, and as he was sitting on the toilet, he could hear them talking through the wall in the next room. Then he farted, and it was amplified by the bowl. The people stopped talking, and then started laughing like crazy. I thought that was pretty funny, and I still get a laugh from it now and then.
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Ulysees]
#2963476 - 08/04/04 08:24 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ulysees said: imo, farting is rarely funny; it's just sort of gross.
I still remember the story someone told on here a while back, but I can't remember whom it was, unfortunately. He said that he had some guests over, and as he was sitting on the toilet, he could hear them talking through the wall in the next room. Then he farted, and it was amplified by the bowl. The people stopped talking, and then started laughing like crazy. I thought that was pretty funny, and I still get a laugh from it now and then.
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Ulysees]
#2963489 - 08/04/04 08:31 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't really find it amusing at all myself either.
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Adom]
#2963511 - 08/04/04 08:42 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well, I don't think farting in movies is funny because it's so overdone. But if someone I love and am comfortable with farts (or if I do) we are able to laugh about it. I don't know...I think part of why it is amusing is that EVERY human being on the planet does it, regardless of finances or social stature.
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: MOTH]
#2963527 - 08/04/04 08:54 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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EllemyshShade said: I think part of why it is amusing is that EVERY human being on the planet does it, regardless of finances or social stature. .
This is why I just don't find it much of anything but smelly. I don't find yawns, sneezes or burps amusing. They are normal body functions.
what so funny?
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Adom]
#2963529 - 08/04/04 08:55 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm just throwing out a suggestion of why. Who knows what propels us in our psyche's to laugh when we hear someone unleash a bit of gas.
Do you find farting embarressing?
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: MOTH]
#2963552 - 08/04/04 09:03 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Not really, if I'm uncomfortable and have to, I'll excuse myself to the nearest rest room or what ever and take care of it.
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Adom]
#2963558 - 08/04/04 09:05 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol or he hides in his tent ripping ass!
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Phishgrrl]
#2963741 - 08/04/04 10:23 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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The post, apparently, should have read "Why is farting funny to men (and a few women)"
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Edge]
#2963974 - 08/04/04 11:37 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think its fuckin gross lol. My boyfriend has broken my uptightness down about it pretty good but only for hocking(?) loogies and burping. But heh, farting is nasty. I dunno, I've always been around people who have flinched and cringed at hearing someone fart. Close quarters type shit. So it rubs off and I'm germaphobic.
Farting isn't funny to me either. It's just like, yeah whatever.... I'm not the most mature son of a bitch but you grow out of shit like that. In some circles, farting ain't allowed.
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Edge]
#2964002 - 08/04/04 11:46 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Because evolution works so well... we started laughing at farts so that we could cope with it
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For the record farting is funny to me, but i still don't get it. such a small thing but it can NEVER BE EXPLAINED....
I hate shit like that...
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Edge]
#2964994 - 08/04/04 03:24 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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farting is funny because its smells rancid to others, but you sure love the smell of your own.
it's an enigma I tell ya!!!!
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Edge]
#2965171 - 08/04/04 04:40 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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i wouldnt want my gurlfriend farting around me... thats a real big turn off...and i wouldnt fart around her either...
and yeah, i know its a natural process, but so is the hair on my face that i shave off every other day, and so is the sweat that emits from the armpit that i cover up with deoderant/anti-perspirent.
one of my co-werkers tried to fart in my general direction, he lifted his leg, made a grin face as he was trying to force it out.. and sure enough...he SHIT. his. pants. now THAT was hilarious.
heres another related story...
my house is a party pad / stoners kick back place... well years ago, whenever somebody was *new* to the group, i would take a dump & after i was finished, i would go back to the living room and sit down. then ask the *new guy* to go fetch me a "q-tip" from the medicine cabinet IN the bathroom. now EVERYONE else knew right away what i was setting him up for, being that this was a sort of 'right of passage' ... so everyone is trying to hold their laughter & looking at eachother like this -->
once the *new guy* opened the door and took foot inside, & smelled the stench.. EVERYONE would bust up laughing.
haw haw
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Edge]
#2991187 - 08/11/04 12:56 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you guys are really interested in the why part check out this url, it has all kinds of other stuff too with easy explanations, you should check out all categories really
http://science.howstuffworks.com/laughter.htm
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: bandaid]
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yes... I'm going to bump this 4 year old thread about farts... why?... because I've always wondered this myself, WHY ARE THEY SO FUNNY??... it can't just be the sound, although sometimes that is definetly the kicker, but even a silent one can make a room crack right the fuck up... once it's been smelled that is... how does something that smells so bad make one laugh so fucking hard??... I mean really, it smells like ass, why is that so funny??... my best guess is maybe the gas we pass gets us high briefly? I dunno
really sorry for bumping this post (well sort of ), but I felt I had to... blame cannibischarlie for his poll on 'farting while no one is around', I wouldn't of seen this thread if I didn't reply to that one.
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: LuSiD9]
#8550508 - 06/22/08 12:23 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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im kind of intrigued by the fact that when most of us are warned that a fart has occurred we usually dont trust the other persons warning and have to have a quick sniff ourselves
farts could be some kind of demon
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: alphabeatu]
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: LuSiD9]
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my ex girlfriend used to fart on me while she was on top during sex... and I mean FART... we would laugh so fucking hard after it would hurt, definetly not really a turn on, but it sure made us laugh... and then she revealed to me that she could make herself quieff, as in pussy fart by will... she would pin me down and quieff on my chest and shit, now THAT is a gross sound lol.. a wet pussy pushing air onto flesh..and for some reason we'd laugh so hard we'd almost puke.
awww memories
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: LuSiD9]
#8550613 - 06/22/08 01:01 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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haha wow man she sounded fucking crazy like not give a fuck crazy
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: alphabeatu]
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dude... she was teh shit... I miss her dearly, only reason we broke up is because she's moving to vancouver in a month or 2, 13 hour drive from here, I'd go with her but I have a daughter here, her mom will not leave this area... that sucks, seriously the best/hottest girlfreind I've ever had, she's crazier than I am for fuck sake, very hard for me to find women who can relate to me, let alone make me look tame.
oh well, still have a very fun fuck friend till she moves, and a place to crash/fuck when I go to vancouver to visit old friends and what not.
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: LuSiD9]
#8550680 - 06/22/08 01:26 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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man you must feel fucking torn props for sticking by your daughter though man its a decision you wont regret
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LuSiD9
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: alphabeatu]
#8550711 - 06/22/08 01:38 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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alphabeatu said: props for sticking by your daughter though man its a decision you wont regret
she's the love of my life man, I could never leave her
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: LuSiD9]
#8550808 - 06/22/08 02:11 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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you should take my fartint poll on this forum.
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Edge]
#8550985 - 06/22/08 03:22 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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What's funny in a fart is the timing of it and the tone.
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LeftyBurnz
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: Anonymous]
#8552970 - 06/23/08 02:18 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: ive wondered this too
but i dont know, the louder, the funnier
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: LuSiD9]
#8552976 - 06/23/08 02:21 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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LuSiD9 said: my ex girlfriend used to fart on me while she was on top during sex... and I mean FART... we would laugh so fucking hard after it would hurt, definetly not really a turn on, but it sure made us laugh... and then she revealed to me that she could make herself quieff, as in pussy fart by will... she would pin me down and quieff on my chest and shit, now THAT is a gross sound lol.. a wet pussy pushing air onto flesh..and for some reason we'd laugh so hard we'd almost puke.
awww memories
well my fiancee doesnt quite go that far. but farting for us is a competition. and i am sad to report she has beaten me at farting on a number of occasions. im the all time champ, but she has won her battles. god i love her.
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#8553826 - 06/23/08 10:29 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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I would be so mad if a woman farted on my during sex
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LuSiD9
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any other women and it would of really pissed me off... you'd have to know her to understand... she is fucking INSANE!
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Re: Why is farting funny? [Re: LuSiD9]
#8555625 - 06/23/08 06:57 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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It is just the during sex part that sucks.
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