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There's a badger under my floor... * 1
    #21670323 - 05/12/15 03:01 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Well I think it's a badger.

I heard something crawl in around the side of the house earlier and ige heard scratching noises since.

I peeked in with a torch and it was hard to see but it looked like a badger. The passage under the floor is quite tight and I don't know if it will be able to get back out.

Anyone have any experiences with rogue badgers?

Any help would be much appreciated.

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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: LobsterSauce] * 7
    #21670330 - 05/12/15 03:02 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

its a demon

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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 3
    #21670338 - 05/12/15 03:04 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

but how, demons are woodland creatures


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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: LobsterSauce] * 7
    #21670344 - 05/12/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Badgers can't resist a good game of chess, so challenge him to a game. They're horrible at it so you'll easily beat him if you're even somewhat good at it, and since they're sore losers, he'll slink away in defeat, never to return.

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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: Le_Canard] * 5
    #21670355 - 05/12/15 03:08 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

you shouldn't ever invite a badger into your home though, that means they have rights to the house under the 1887 Badger Reclaimation Act

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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 3
    #21670361 - 05/12/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

this isnt your garden variety badger tho, he's dealing with a rogue badger. best have a chess set ready.


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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: Le_Canard]
    #21670363 - 05/12/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

He got in, he can get his bitch ass out.
Make a bunch of crazy noises at him.
Throw stuff at him a little bit.
SMOKE BOMB!!!


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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: The Phleg]
    #21670379 - 05/12/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

The Phleg said:
this isnt your garden variety badger tho, he's dealing with a rogue badger. best have a chess set ready.




i think it might be best to have a sturdy mallet or cricket bat handy in that case, a rogue badger will never respect or even understand fine English concepts like "fair play" and "good sport"

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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #21670385 - 05/12/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

What if the badger is Welsh?


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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: propensity] * 4
    #21670391 - 05/12/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

then it ought to be struck down with the force of a thousand strong English bowmen and left to rot on unconsecrated ground

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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #21670552 - 05/12/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Get a Scottish Terrier.  They were bred to hunt Badgers.


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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21670604 - 05/12/15 03:52 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

That one guy on here is a professional badger catcher maybe give him a call :shrug: That or try smoking em out :bonghit2:

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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 1
    #21670820 - 05/12/15 04:36 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Badger ✓
Mushroom ✓
Snake, snake, oh it's a snake ?

Inquiring minds want to know.


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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: DrMambo]
    #21670847 - 05/12/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Wait in the room sitting on a rocking chair with a shotgun in your hands.

Next time you here the badger scratching, take the shotgun, knock on the floor and yell "Keep it quiet down there!"


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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: DrMambo]
    #21670849 - 05/12/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Poke him with a spoon, Badgers hate spoons.:thatsayes:


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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #21670869 - 05/12/15 04:50 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

make a trail of candies from the exit to your neighbors house


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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21670880 - 05/12/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Shoot it


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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: zZZz]
    #21670904 - 05/12/15 05:02 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

I had a similiar problem if you want to call it that. The critter eventually left i always thought it was a raccoon.

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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #21671977 - 05/12/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

DSHSB


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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #21672071 - 05/12/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Burn it all down

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