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LobsterSauce
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There's a badger under my floor... 1
#21670323 - 05/12/15 03:01 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Well I think it's a badger.
I heard something crawl in around the side of the house earlier and ige heard scratching noises since.
I peeked in with a torch and it was hard to see but it looked like a badger. The passage under the floor is quite tight and I don't know if it will be able to get back out.
Anyone have any experiences with rogue badgers?
Any help would be much appreciated.
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Mad_Larkin
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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: LobsterSauce] 7
#21670330 - 05/12/15 03:02 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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its a demon
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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: Mad_Larkin] 3
#21670338 - 05/12/15 03:04 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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but how, demons are woodland creatures
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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: LobsterSauce] 7
#21670344 - 05/12/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Badgers can't resist a good game of chess, so challenge him to a game. They're horrible at it so you'll easily beat him if you're even somewhat good at it, and since they're sore losers, he'll slink away in defeat, never to return.
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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: Le_Canard] 5
#21670355 - 05/12/15 03:08 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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you shouldn't ever invite a badger into your home though, that means they have rights to the house under the 1887 Badger Reclaimation Act
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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: Mad_Larkin] 3
#21670361 - 05/12/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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this isnt your garden variety badger tho, he's dealing with a rogue badger. best have a chess set ready.
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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: Le_Canard]
#21670363 - 05/12/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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He got in, he can get his bitch ass out. Make a bunch of crazy noises at him. Throw stuff at him a little bit. SMOKE BOMB!!!
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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: The Phleg]
#21670379 - 05/12/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
The Phleg said: this isnt your garden variety badger tho, he's dealing with a rogue badger. best have a chess set ready.
i think it might be best to have a sturdy mallet or cricket bat handy in that case, a rogue badger will never respect or even understand fine English concepts like "fair play" and "good sport"
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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#21670385 - 05/12/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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What if the badger is Welsh?
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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: propensity] 4
#21670391 - 05/12/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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then it ought to be struck down with the force of a thousand strong English bowmen and left to rot on unconsecrated ground
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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#21670552 - 05/12/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Get a Scottish Terrier. They were bred to hunt Badgers.
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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#21670604 - 05/12/15 03:52 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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That one guy on here is a professional badger catcher maybe give him a call That or try smoking em out
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Badger ✓ Mushroom ✓ Snake, snake, oh it's a snake ?
Inquiring minds want to know.
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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: DrMambo]
#21670847 - 05/12/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Wait in the room sitting on a rocking chair with a shotgun in your hands.
Next time you here the badger scratching, take the shotgun, knock on the floor and yell "Keep it quiet down there!"
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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: DrMambo]
#21670849 - 05/12/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Poke him with a spoon, Badgers hate spoons.
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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: LobsterSauce]
#21670869 - 05/12/15 04:50 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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make a trail of candies from the exit to your neighbors house
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Shoot it
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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: zZZz]
#21670904 - 05/12/15 05:02 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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I had a similiar problem if you want to call it that. The critter eventually left i always thought it was a raccoon.
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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: LobsterSauce]
#21671977 - 05/12/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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DSHSB
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Re: There's a badger under my floor... [Re: LobsterSauce]
#21672071 - 05/12/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Burn it all down
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