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 trekie
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 when to get a Divorce 
#21359915 - 03/04/15 08:12 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Divorce at what age should someone dump there first wife and get a newer one with less mileage ?
Is it an age. Thing like 45 you can still pull 25 year olds or is it a years together thing?
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 Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: trekie] 3
#21359927 - 03/04/15 08:17 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Is this really how you view marriage?  wait lol nvm
Edited by CHeifM4sterDiezL (03/04/15 08:18 AM)
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TheGreenArrow
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 I'd say it's directly proportionate to how much oral sex's you"re geetting.
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SurReality
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i'd say after about 80,000 miles get a trade in.
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TheGreenArrow
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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: SurReality] 1
#21360287 - 03/04/15 09:53 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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 Y'all maafuckas need Jesus.
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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Webster10
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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: trekie]
#21360292 - 03/04/15 09:54 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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New is always better 
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The Doobie Dude
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When she is 9 months pregnant you should dip out cause once that baby is born bye bye vagaina
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TheGreenArrow
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That is NOT true. Vaginas stretch bro.
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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VivaLaMushie
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What are the two most important holes on a woman?
Not those holes, you perverts. I'm talking about her nostrils, without them she wouldn't be able to breathe while she's sucking your dick.
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SurReality
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she could still breath with one nostril.
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(
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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: SurReality]
#21360322 - 03/04/15 10:00 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Have you ever tried to breathe through one nostril when you're sucking cock?
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TheGreenArrow
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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SurReality
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no
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(
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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: SurReality]
#21360333 - 03/04/15 10:04 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
SurReality said:
no
It's not easy.
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The Doobie Dude
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Where is Koods when you need him?
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(
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I don't need him. He's gay.
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The Doobie Dude
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I bet he's had some serious stuffy nose and garbled some marbles without complaining
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Patlal
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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: trekie]
#21360364 - 03/04/15 10:10 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
trekie said:
Divorce at what age should someone dump there first wife and get a newer one with less mileage ?
Is it an age. Thing like 45 you can still pull 25 year olds or is it a years together thing?
Get divorced before the shit hits the fan
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TheGreenArrow
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That's a little presumptuous. 
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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Re: when to get a Divorce [Re: trekie]
#21360368 - 03/04/15 10:10 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Make a woman spend all of her good years stuck with you. Then you leave her. What a swine. You will die alone.
Everyone should have one ex husband/wife. but if you are that old no one is going to want either of you honestly.
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