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OfflineBitter Cactus
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Re: You guys think im goin to jail/prison? [Re: PurpleHaze147]
    #21209279 - 01/31/15 11:17 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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Burgers, pizza, tacos ,.....etc they have menues....not that you get to pick



Oh word. Doesn't sound bad.

Its amazing how much drugs change ur perception. Im all stoned, drunk, & on addies & ambien, Im all excited about going now haha. Don't waste ur time ppl lecturing me on how I soundnt be getting high now. Like u wouldn't if u were out on bail & knew you were going to prison in a few months lol?




I hope you are locked away for years. You haven't learned a lesson.


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Re: You guys think im goin to jail/prison? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21209287 - 01/31/15 11:20 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

The guy seems like he has made this all up.


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Re: You guys think im goin to jail/prison? [Re: PurpleHaze147]
    #21209289 - 01/31/15 11:21 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I can't say I wouldn't be having one last binge but.. excited? Come on dude..

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OfflineBitter Cactus
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Re: You guys think im goin to jail/prison? [Re: Zonk]
    #21209295 - 01/31/15 11:22 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

He's gonna do some hard time and people aren't gonna put up with his attitude.


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Re: You guys think im goin to jail/prison? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21209310 - 01/31/15 11:26 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I'd be focusing all my time on working out if I was about to go inside.

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Re: You guys think im goin to jail/prison? [Re: Zonk]
    #21209406 - 02/01/15 12:12 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I would start putting dildos up my butt so the first few ass poundings in prison don't hurt so much :laugh2:


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Re: You guys think im goin to jail/prison? [Re: FriedEgg]
    #21209538 - 02/01/15 01:42 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)


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Re: You guys think im goin to jail/prison? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21209603 - 02/01/15 02:47 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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budmanman said:
The guy seems like he has made this all up.



U got me this I made this thread for shits & giggles.
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concrete_666 said:
Burgers, pizza, tacos ,.....etc they have menues....not that you get to pick



Oh word. Doesn't sound bad.

Its amazing how much drugs change ur perception. Im all stoned, drunk, & on addies & ambien, Im all excited about going now haha. Don't waste ur time ppl lecturing me on how I soundnt be getting high now. Like u wouldn't if u were out on bail & knew you were going to prison in a few months lol?




I hope you are locked away for years. You haven't learned a lesson.



What lesson am I supposed to learn here. Don't get caught selling drugs? You just made a thread saying the prohibition of drugs is a good thing lmfao. I like prohibition too lol I can lay around doped up all day & make at least $60,000 a year easy..


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Re: You guys think im goin to jail/prison? [Re: Zonk]
    #21209651 - 02/01/15 03:42 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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I can't say I wouldn't be having one last binge but.. excited? Come on dude..



Yea that was bad word choice... Its more like I dont give a fuck right now if I go.


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Re: You guys think im goin to jail/prison? [Re: PurpleHaze147]
    #21209805 - 02/01/15 06:08 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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Zonk said:
I can't say I wouldn't be having one last binge but.. excited? Come on dude..



Yea that was bad word choice... Its more like I dont give a fuck right now if I go.




Thata boy! See....your preparing yourself, dude please take my advice about prison, it can make your time go much smoother. Now, i was approached my white power to join, i said thanks but no thanks, came alone, leave alone. He didnt necessarily like that, but hey im a badass in a sense and i take order from no one. Then he went and sat down to hang with a black guy.....fake people are prominent in the joint....dont be one . A piece of shit comes in any color ladies and gentlemen :astonishedmustache: dont divulge personal info to people, your in a place filled with cons. Most are hardened CARRIER CRIMINALS. Its a whole different world, based solely on respect and criminal code. Copps are always the bad guy, and word travels like a mofo in there. Be a FUCKING MAN EVERYDAY. And youll be fine. Choose who you associate with carefully, read people, start paying close attention to behaviors and whos doin them. Be aware of your surroundings. NUMBER ONE THING....DO NOT BRAG ABOUT GETTING OUT TO PEOPLE. YOU MIGHT NOT GET OUT:uppercut:


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Re: You guys think im goin to jail/prison? [Re: concrete_666]
    #21229994 - 02/05/15 10:54 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

T-Mobile, my phone carrier, has to appear at court. Are they gonna give the court all my phone records & texts? Would erasing all my texts do anything? What if they get me with like 10,000 distrbution charges lol, my minimum sentence if I got all that would be 30,000 years. Im exaggerating of course :wink: . Also PSE&G has to appear too. Shit. I didn't do anything illegal with my electricity & water but I do keep my fan on all the time, I like the white noise. That's prolly fine I'm juss a lil parnoidish.


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Re: You guys think im goin to jail/prison? [Re: PurpleHaze147]
    #21230893 - 02/05/15 02:36 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

you still have incriminating texts on your phone? Wtf dude.

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Re: You guys think im goin to jail/prison? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21230927 - 02/05/15 02:43 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

:trollcop:


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Re: You guys think im goin to jail/prison? [Re: budmanman]
    #21230961 - 02/05/15 02:48 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I think you need professional help


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Re: You guys think im goin to jail/prison? [Re: PurpleHaze147]
    #21230972 - 02/05/15 02:51 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Man I feel bad for you, you seem to be staying pretty positive considering, I would be losing my shit looking at 8 years... Hope things work out for you. Work out hard, the one thing that will help the most is being physically large and strong I would imagine.


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Re: You guys think im goin to jail/prison? [Re: Algo]
    #21230976 - 02/05/15 02:51 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

You might not even go to prison if you have no prior felonies. Claim drug addiction and get yourself into a long term program before your sentencing. Most judges don't like removing people from drug programs to put them in jail. If your in a long term program they will probably give you probation and make it mandatory that you finish rehab. If you don't finish you will have to serve the time. Make sure it's at least a year long program. Salvation Army and other organizations offer free ones.

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Re: You guys think im goin to jail/prison? [Re: Magicman69] * 2
    #21230990 - 02/05/15 02:54 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I feel like OP is not capable of acting strategically in this issue. He is high and "excited" to go to prison... he hasn't hired a lawyer or deleted incriminating texts from his phone.


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Re: You guys think im goin to jail/prison? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #21231001 - 02/05/15 02:57 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Well, he might just be trolling then. I've heard of people who had worse charges than him that avoided any prison time by going to rehab. They got put on probation and had to finish the 2 year rehab program they were already in prior to sentencing. It's an easy way to avoid lock up. I'd rather be in treatment than prison any day of the week.

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Re: You guys think im goin to jail/prison? [Re: Magicman69]
    #21231006 - 02/05/15 02:58 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Me too friend, me too.


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Re: You guys think im goin to jail/prison? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #21231204 - 02/05/15 03:42 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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Mcman69 said:
You might not even go to prison if you have no prior felonies. Claim drug addiction and get yourself into a long term program before your sentencing. Most judges don't like removing people from drug programs to put them in jail. If your in a long term program they will probably give you probation and make it mandatory that you finish rehab. If you don't finish you will have to serve the time. Make sure it's at least a year long program. Salvation Army and other organizations offer free ones.



My dad thinks I'll just have to go to programs & might avoid jail altogether. Idk that sounds too good to be true. He might of said that because he doesn't wanna see me stressin. He's been thru probation & sees fuck ups worse than me & the courts keep em out of jail because it costs a lot of tax money to keep people there for non-violent offenses. It is my first offense.

I went to a semi-long term rehab as soon as I got bailed out for 45 days & completed it. That will sound good to the judge right? I'm not sure if I want to go to a long term treatment place because what if I still go to jail & can't say my last goodbyes to my friends cuz I'm stuck in rehab.
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I feel like OP is not capable of acting strategically in this issue. He is high and "excited" to go to prison... he hasn't hired a lawyer or deleted incriminating texts from his phone.



I can't afford a lawyer. There's no reason to delete all my texts at this point, T-Mobile doesn't go to court until 4/21/15. Even if I delete them I'm sure T-Mobile still has access to them.


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