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OfflinePatlal
You ask too many questions
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Re: How long has it been since you've had sex? [Re: Adden]
    #20778054 - 10/31/14 06:17 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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Dys said:
Octojiggle strikes again! x2




You title now has to be octojiggle. Change it now. Too epic to waste


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Offlinempd
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Re: How long has it been since you've had sex? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #20778061 - 10/31/14 06:19 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Eight years.  What's the point?  Fuck me.  It's still too soon after my wife's death to be thinking really hard on this really hard question.  Lots of issues in play.


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InvisibleFunnyFungi
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Re: How long has it been since you've had sex? [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #20778089 - 10/31/14 06:27 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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Lophosaurus said:
More than 3 years? Go out tonight and talk to ladies about their costume, good icebreaker. If they seem interested ask if they'll do a shot with you. Then dance or whatever and show them a good time.




Unfortunately, i don't have any "game." Lol


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Offlinespore baby
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Re: How long has it been since you've had sex? [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #20778166 - 10/31/14 06:54 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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Invisibleblackdust
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Re: How long has it been since you've had sex? [Re: FunnyFungi]
    #20778177 - 10/31/14 06:58 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

I get laid 2 - 3 times a week. I wish it was everyday. At least a daily blow job would put a smile on my face all day.

:themoreyouknow:

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Offlinefapjack
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Re: How long has it been since you've had sex? [Re: blackdust]
    #20779144 - 11/01/14 12:33 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Daily BJs everyday are nice except when I have cold sores.


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InvisibleVivaLaMushie
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Re: How long has it been since you've had sex? [Re: fapjack]
    #20779169 - 11/01/14 12:49 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Few hours ago


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InvisiblePeace of Mind 1
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Re: How long has it been since you've had sex? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #20779205 - 11/01/14 01:21 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Wednesday.

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InvisibleAdden
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Re: How long has it been since you've had sex? [Re: mpd]
    #20779257 - 11/01/14 02:00 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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mpd said:
Eight years.  What's the point?  Fuck me.  It's still too soon after my wife's death to be thinking really hard on this really hard question.  Lots of issues in play.




I know I've said it before but it's worth repeating that you're a very strong man for dealing with such a loss. You really put it all out here on the boards about her being ill and her subsequent passing. Your years of experience on all matters of life and the reflections upon them should be inspirational to the younger posters of this board (myself included). You seem to have found a way to take life as it is with such humility. I really wish and hope I could have an iron skin and be as collected as you are. I've been with my wife ten years, I can't imagine losing her now, nor can I imagine losing my wife after such a long marriage, a long battle, and a quick passing. You're a hero, mpd, to our country, your family, your wife and her memory and to the shroomery.

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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: How long has it been since you've had sex? [Re: Adden]
    #20779400 - 11/01/14 04:59 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

I am having sex right now as i type. I win.


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Re: How long has it been since you've had sex? [Re: zZZz]
    #20779725 - 11/01/14 09:26 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

To not have had reasonable sex in the period of time I've had must mean I'm disabled.

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Offlinespore baby
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Re: How long has it been since you've had sex? [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
    #20782290 - 11/02/14 12:27 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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InvisibleRedwood

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Re: How long has it been since you've had sex? [Re: spore baby]
    #20782661 - 11/02/14 03:05 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Why would we do a stupid thing like that? :lol:


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