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koods
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I ban both you bitches
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jewunit
Brutal!
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Loc: Ohio
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Re: at what age did you lose your virginity? [Re: shadyy]
#20772236 - 10/30/14 12:27 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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This is the best thread we've had in a very long time.
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Dark_Star
train driver pervading a desktop
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Re: at what age did you lose your virginity? [Re: jewunit]
#20772253 - 10/30/14 12:31 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah I found it pretty entertaining as well.
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jewunit
Brutal!
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Re: at what age did you lose your virginity? [Re: Dark_Star] 2
#20772260 - 10/30/14 12:32 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fuck-nigga we're not here for entertainment.
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robbyberto
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Re: at what age did you lose your virginity? [Re: jewunit]
#20772449 - 10/30/14 01:10 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was really old. 23. She was part native American and had some kidney thing that she said was going to kill her by 50. It was her 30th birthday. Never saw her again.
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underfliptown
I suck and you should kill me
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Re: at what age did you lose your virginity? [Re: robbyberto]
#20772535 - 10/30/14 01:31 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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You're from france and you didn't get laid til 23? That sucks.
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robbyberto
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Re: at what age did you lose your virginity? [Re: underfliptown]
#20772567 - 10/30/14 01:43 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm from France?
-------------------- “People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn’t necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.” -Karl Pilkington
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underfliptown
I suck and you should kill me
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Re: at what age did you lose your virginity? [Re: robbyberto]
#20773126 - 10/30/14 03:39 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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lol! i dunno man. I love your avatar though!
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robbyberto
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Re: at what age did you lose your virginity? [Re: underfliptown]
#20773254 - 10/30/14 04:03 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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I should have made his dick smaller though. And he should be fucking a 9 year old, in order to accurately portray the quran.
-------------------- “People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn’t necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.” -Karl Pilkington
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El Sereno
Some Fool
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Re: at what age did you lose your virginity? [Re: robbyberto]
#20779246 - 11/01/14 01:47 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was 13
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Imperfect Iam
^means imperfect,not I'm perfect
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Re: at what age did you lose your virginity? [Re: El Sereno]
#20779267 - 11/01/14 02:12 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was sixteen, and she was 15, and a whore, but a smoking hot whore! She wrote me a letter that day explaining that if we hooked up, she was gonna rock my world.
So she came to my parents house, we went for a ride and smoked a j, then went into my room, in my parents basement, and she started ripping her clothes off, and so did I!
But, once we started doing it, she was like Lassie from porky's, she was so loud, I had to keep telling her to be quite, cause my parents were not down with this happening in there house. She would be quite for about 30 sec. Then start screaming again, it was a shame, cause I could barely enjoy it.
This chick was super hot, and said she wanted to be a porn star, which I don't doubt, because I was out partying with her three years later, and the next morning I found out her boyfriend blew his brains out, at 17, because he found out she had a three way with 2 dudes, while they were together, and I was trying to get some off her again that night, I am glad I did not!
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thelanzii
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Re: at what age did you lose your virginity? [Re: Imperfect Iam]
#20779993 - 11/01/14 11:25 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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15. at a waterfall. the slut did it just to fuck with me cause she was emotionally damaged. at least i got to bang her at a waterfall.
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The Doobie Dude
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Re: at what age did you lose your virginity? [Re: Imperfect Iam]
#20780010 - 11/01/14 11:33 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Imperfect Iam said: I was sixteen, and she was 15, and a whore, but a smoking hot whore! She wrote me a letter that day explaining that if we hooked up, she was gonna rock my world.
So she came to my parents house, we went for a ride and smoked a j, then went into my room, in my parents basement, and she started ripping her clothes off, and so did I!
But, once we started doing it, she was like Lassie from porky's, she was so loud, I had to keep telling her to be quite, cause my parents were not down with this happening in there house. She would be quite for about 30 sec. Then start screaming again, it was a shame, cause I could barely enjoy it.
This chick was super hot, and said she wanted to be a porn star, which I don't doubt, because I was out partying with her three years later, and the next morning I found out her boyfriend blew his brains out, at 17, because he found out she had a three way with 2 dudes, while they were together, and I was trying to get some off her again that night, I am glad I did not!
Omg what did I just read! That poor soul seriously if there is an afterlife I hope he scores the 72 virgins
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thelanzii
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Re: at what age did you lose your virginity? [Re: Imperfect Iam] 1
#20780050 - 11/01/14 11:50 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Imperfect Iam said: I was sixteen, and she was 15, and a whore, but a smoking hot whore! She wrote me a letter that day explaining that if we hooked up, she was gonna rock my world.
So she came to my parents house, we went for a ride and smoked a j, then went into my room, in my parents basement, and she started ripping her clothes off, and so did I!
But, once we started doing it, she was like Lassie from porky's, she was so loud, I had to keep telling her to be quite, cause my parents were not down with this happening in there house. She would be quite for about 30 sec. Then start screaming again, it was a shame, cause I could barely enjoy it.
This chick was super hot, and said she wanted to be a porn star, which I don't doubt, because I was out partying with her three years later, and the next morning I found out her boyfriend blew his brains out, at 17, because he found out she had a three way with 2 dudes, while they were together, and I was trying to get some off her again that night, I am glad I did not!
the power of the pussy. A kid I knew around here hung himself over a girl. Attachment leads to suffering.
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Imperfect Iam
^means imperfect,not I'm perfect
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Re: at what age did you lose your virginity? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
#20780069 - 11/01/14 11:57 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was hoping someone would read that whole thing, yeah, me to bro, he deserves it!
And to think, I was trying to nail her that night too, I am sooo glad I didn't!
I still have that letter she wrote me that day, and a pic of herself she have me the next day after she took my virginity, man, she was 15, and I know of 3 dudes for sure she already had sex with, before me, you guys would be impressed if ya saw her pic!
-------------------- All you touch, and all you see, is all your life will ever be- Pink Floyd Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans- John Lennon
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