Quote:

---

EllisDSox said:

Quote:

---

Prisoner#1 said:

Quote:

---

EllisDSox said:
Like anyone is going to take advice from you when your fighting face just looks like some gay cat on the verge of tears.

---

I'll tell you what. we can fight this out, if you can overcome the
incredible power of my shit punches and beat my ass with your Mr. Clean®
fighting style, then I will kowtow at your feet in a pool of my own urine

---

Mr Sheen and we're on.

---

Quote:

---

sprinkles said:
Thats funny.  i also have been jumped by mexicans.  3 of them in the bathroom of a bar.  it was a real hoot.

---

Quote:

---

EllisDSox said:
I meant the cleaning mascot who's like a WWI looking pilot, not Charlie Sheen or Mr Sheen. I fucked up the names and now I can't find out what he's called.

---

Quote:

---

EllisDSox said:
Were you avenging sprinkles honour or what?

---

Quote:

---

Prisoner#1 said:

Quote:

---

sprinkles said:
Thats funny.  i also have been jumped by mexicans.  3 of them in the bathroom of a bar.  it was a real hoot.

---

I jumped on 3 mexicans in a bar. got them out the door and 2 of them sent
the 3rd back in through a window, there was a lot of blood

---

Quote:

---

sprinkles said:
girlfriend, we should fight and charge thousands of dollars to watch and split the money. 60/40 or 70/30

---

I would be up to the challenge, my lady , but -- I don't fight for fun and / or for money (and never have).  All fights that I have been in have been due to my having actual major problems / major issues with my opponent(s) that could only be solved through a physical fight / through physical fights (and -- I've never once lost a fight, and so, I have always solved the problem(s) at hand through winning all of my fights with my opponents).

Also -- just so you know who and what you would be up against in a fight with me (if we were to fight, that is) --

Without being egotistical (and -- rather -- simply being entirely honest and accurate and proud of what I have made of myself in my life so far -- which includes my honesty, [living by my] morals / moral aptitude, knowledge, intelligence, abilities, capabilities, skills and strength), I am -- in my honest opinion -- literally like the undefeated and eventually entirely-victorious Beatrix Kiddo (a.k.a. 'The Bride') from the 'Kill Bill' movies (once she has trained with Pai Mei, that is) and -- also -- like a female version of 'Neo' from 'The Matrix trilogy' (in that I am exceptionally skilled in many traditional AND progressive fighting styles -- both with and without weapons of many kinds -- that most individuals -- whether male or female -- are just not skilled in), and am stronger (physically, mentally, emotionally, etc.) than any other female I have ever known (and even stronger than many men I have known, thankfully without looking in any way whatsoever like a 'wanna-be muscle-bound male' -- which I would entirely hate to look like, seeing as I care as much about my undoubtedly / unmistakably feminine, aesthetically-attractive looks as much as my physical strength).

So -- bottom-line -- I've never lost a fight with anybody, whether male or female, no matter their size, strength or skills (etc.) and -- sometimes -- choice of weapon(s).

And -- I have been in MANY fights in my life (almost as many with males as with females).

Anyway -- I always walk away from the fight(s) as the victor, with almost no scratches and / or bruises and / or cuts and / or blood whatsoever -- every time -- and with my opponent(s) always severely hurt, and -- most times -- too hurt and / or weak to get back up to continue fighting (which I do on purpose so that they no longer want to fight me -- and -- so that they never want to fight with me again at any future date) -- or (as with other times) -- they can't get up to either continue to fight or even to walk away / run away from the fight because I knocked them the f*ck out so that they will be unconscious for a while). 

Oh, and -- because I always fight in such a hardcore, no-holds-barred way (which often includes my deciding to fight in a way that purposefully draws a significant-enough amount of blood from the opponent(s) to -- once they notice all the blood and feel more than enough of the horrible pain in their body from the fight -- immediately scare them well away from wanting to continue fighting and keep them away for good once they are able to get far enough away from the fight) and am no less than literally and honestly brutal to my opponent(s) when I feel that it is appropriate to fight that way, which it almost always is (in my opinion, anyway).

Simply put -- I've never, ever had an opponent who I have physically fought with in the past (and won the fight with, as always) want to fight with me again, much less even try to fight with me again.  Also -- in addition to avoiding fighting with me ever again -- my beaten opponent(s) from the past never try to even just talk with me again / converse with me again after the fight is officially over.

Anyway -- despite how I'm sure this post may have sounded and / or is sounding to many or all of you reading this post, I want to make it clear that it's not my interest to just hurt random people (be it hurting them physically and / or emotionally, etc.).  I only fight with people that I genuinely believe I need to fight (and win against) for whatever reason(s) I have, and -- to put it another way -- I only fight them if I feel my reason is -- or, feel that my reasons are -- entirely legitimate and morally-based.

Lastly -- I will admit that I enjoy fighting (and -- especially -- winning fights, as I always do), but I am in no way a 'female gangster' / 'gang-member' or 'psychopath', etc.  I enjoy winning fights because it makes me feel good about myself for being able to settle major disputes with other people without needing help from anybody else and -- also -- because I know that once the fight is over and we both walk away from each other (if the other individual CAN actually literally walk away, that is, seeing as that I have sent many people to the Emergency Room, having had to call their ambulances to the scene myself many times for them so that they could get the necessary medical treatment they may have needed / did need).

So, sprinkles -- still want to fight?

Quote:

---

qman said:

Quote:

---

Amphetamine Viper said:
I may be a female, but I am far more knowledgable about fighting (and am more skilled / have greater capabilities) than just about any male I've ever known (and can take most of them down, as well).

---

"I may be a female, but I...have greater (fighting) capabilities that just about any male I've ever known"

Sounds like you know a bunch of wimpy men. 

---

Quote:

---

Mescalean said:
Take a male and a female of the same training with everything. I will put my money on the male. Reasons being physicality. Yes a woman can build herself up to be physically tougher than other women and some men. But woman are naturally not as strong men especially upper body strength. Also there is a bit of a difference in bone density.

That's not to say theyre are not some bad ass female fighters.

Rhonda rousey is an amazing fighter and athlete, but I highly doubt she could take down jone jones.

---

I believe that you are right on with all of what you said in your quoted post / reply above.  When it comes to statistics, I would put my money on males almost always having the upper-hand in a fight compared to females with the same training as the male.  However -- if a female has a considerable weapon in a fight and is skilled enough with the weapon (and the male either has a weapon that doesn't compare to the female's weapon and / or the male simply isn't skilled [enough] with the weapon or -- worst of all -- the male simply doesn't have a weapon at all), then the female may very well have the upper-hand in the fight and may have a far greater chance of winning, if not a 100% guarantee of winning.

However -- when it comes to MY own self in fights (along with what I already posted about in an above post / reply) -- I never, ever engage in a fight that I don't believe (and / or know) that I have 100% guarantee of winning, and I am never any less than 100% confident in myself when it comes to who I believe I can defeat in a fight -- and / or who I know that I can defeat in a fight.

As I said before -- I have never, ever lost a fight (and -- I never plan on losing a fight, either, for any reason).  Hopefully I can continue to maintain a 100% success rate with fights that I am in.

Quote:

---

Me_Roy said:
participant one: gives option of boxing or mma gloves. has two pairs of each.

participant two: goes on a drug website to ask how he should prepare for the fight the day of that fight.

who do you think will come out on top?

---

Quote:

---

uglyman said:
or smoke some crack. Can't knock a crackhead out. He's fighting today so let's see how he does.

---

LOL @ 'Can't knock a crackhead out'.

I, myself, believe that an individual CAN knock a crackhead out, so long as the individual is a hardcore tweaker and is high-as-f*ck on a lot of crystal.

When it comes to improving one's ability to fight, crystal meth > crack -- any day of the week.

IMO, at least.