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What do you do to prepare for a fight?
    #20737308 - 10/22/14 09:58 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Ok so I've only been in 2 fights before and both times, their faces were swollen pretty bad. First guy looked like he had a golfball in his mouth. I went to jail for the 2nd fight and the rumor was that the entire right side of his face was swollen.

I'm not really experienced in fighting other than those 2 measly little fights, which I won because I have some natural fighting ability but haven't really trained, put on gloves and went toe-to-toe with anyone.

I'm going to be fighting somebody for 100 dollars today or tomorrow. They are 5'10 and 170. I'm 6'2 and 165.

I think I might have the upper hand because I don't eat junk food, take pills, don't drink often, etc. I'm a health nut and I like to work out but I think they might have the upper hand because they gave me a choice between boxing gloves and mma gloves, which implies that they might have a bit more experience... I'm choosing the boxing gloves.

What do you do to prepare for a fight?

I have some D4 Thermal Shock I plan on taking before the fight to give me energy. The stuff actually works.

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Re: What do you do to prepare for a fight? [Re: thirtygoats]
    #20737318 - 10/22/14 10:01 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe train for it, practice with others.

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Re: What do you do to prepare for a fight? [Re: qman]
    #20737350 - 10/22/14 10:12 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Ok well let's say hypothetically, he wants to fight at 5pm and it's 11:11 now... what should I do, eat or fast? Exercise or relax? etc...

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Re: What do you do to prepare for a fight? [Re: thirtygoats]
    #20737361 - 10/22/14 10:14 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe you should prepare by meditating on why you fight people? Are you looking for validation?

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Re: What do you do to prepare for a fight? [Re: underfliptown]
    #20737426 - 10/22/14 10:38 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I bet you wind up on the ground wishing that you hadn't picked the boxing gloves.

That is, unless your healthy diet give you the power of yoga flame.

Seriously, though, why would you do this? The hobby will end badly sooner or later. Join a gym, boxing or contact kickboxing.

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Re: What do you do to prepare for a fight? [Re: underfliptown]
    #20737439 - 10/22/14 10:42 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

watch some mike tyson dodges, get it stuck in your head, now image punches coming at you front all different angles, dodge the imaginated punches with  your hips and your shoulder/neck at the same time throw punches back.

dont keep a muscle flexed stance, rest your muscles but with the strike of your punch flex.


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Re: What do you do to prepare for a fight? [Re: Psychotria]
    #20737468 - 10/22/14 10:51 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Get a buddy to run through some combos with you and keep stable on your feet.  Stretch, drink a lot of water and eat some healthy fats/small amount of protein a little bit before.

Idk what else when you have less then a day.


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Re: What do you do to prepare for a fight? [Re: Herbologist] * 4
    #20737473 - 10/22/14 10:53 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: What do you do to prepare for a fight? [Re: Bassfreak]
    #20737513 - 10/22/14 11:05 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

$100 probably wouldn't cover your insurance's deductible for fixing a cracked toof.

Then again, whatever. Shoot for the stars.

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Re: What do you do to prepare for a fight? [Re: underfliptown]
    #20737518 - 10/22/14 11:06 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

underfliptown said:
Maybe you should prepare by meditating on why you fight people? Are you looking for validation?




lol no I just want some money.
Validation of what... trying to prove I'm a "man" or something?
Nah... I'll be a man when I get my shit together and don't have to ask people to bet on whether they can beat me or not.

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Re: What do you do to prepare for a fight? [Re: Me_Roy]
    #20737526 - 10/22/14 11:08 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

We're both gonna be boxing with the same gloves.
It's strictly boxing meaning no moves that wouldn't be allowed in an actual boxing match.

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Re: What do you do to prepare for a fight? [Re: thirtygoats]
    #20737530 - 10/22/14 11:11 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Don't throw and watch out for hay makers easiest way to get knocked out or lose balance.
I stay really loose in a fight keep my hands up and duck or side step and wait for them to lower there hands or open up.

With boxing gloves you might be able to bet on his arms getting tired if he is out of shape and doesn't train after 10 minutes or so.


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Re: What do you do to prepare for a fight? [Re: thirtygoats]
    #20737531 - 10/22/14 11:11 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

videotape and post it here.  good luck.


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Re: What do you do to prepare for a fight? [Re: Asshat331]
    #20737538 - 10/22/14 11:13 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Ill fight you for 5000.00 dollars. And I eat junk food and every thing else bad.  I know for sure ill still win.


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Re: What do you do to prepare for a fight? [Re: FilthyShroomz]
    #20737560 - 10/22/14 11:18 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

That makes no sense... Do you even have 5 grand? Why would you eat junk food if you have that kind of money?

You know for sure? Based on what.. what I've said in this thread?

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Re: What do you do to prepare for a fight? [Re: sprinkles]
    #20737568 - 10/22/14 11:19 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Will do (if possible)

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Re: What do you do to prepare for a fight? [Re: FilthyShroomz]
    #20737570 - 10/22/14 11:19 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)


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Re: What do you do to prepare for a fight? [Re: thirtygoats]
    #20737597 - 10/22/14 11:25 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

The way I prepare for a fight is to tie my balls real tight around my thigh; really tight.


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Re: What do you do to prepare for a fight? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #20737659 - 10/22/14 11:45 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I pick my second then I meet in town square at high noon.


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Re: What do you do to prepare for a fight? [Re: SARAtonin]
    #20737791 - 10/22/14 12:27 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I prepare for a fight by arming myself. If I know someone is coming to fight me I'll have brass knuckles, a knife in case they have brass knuckles, you get the idea. I don't fuck around with losing fights or fighting at all. I've seen so many fights escalate into someone getting jumped by 20 people. I've seen people get hit once and loose teeth and get their jaw broken. I've seen two people fighting and the winner gets carried away and doesn't stop. I've been to a fight where someone was hit in the head with a brick then chased down by a bunch of people. I was even at a fight where everyone had knifes and  were going to knife the other group, its a good thing they never showed up. I saw a fight where someone was losing so he pulled out a pocket knife a cut the other guys cheek open. I've seen knocked out people get pissed on.

You can die from being punched or kill someone by punching them. I hope you have good insurance and don't mind going to jail.

I suggest that if you need money than go do day labor or get a job. Do something that benefits other people and society. Something you will feel good about.

And what if you win? Is this guy going to escalate things and get other people involved? Maybe jump you when you don't expect it.

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