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Is a blowjob sex?
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I don't want anyone to think I'm retarded I'm only asking to see what you guys think, a user on here said that if his gf asked if he had sex with another girl, and he got a blowjob, he would say yes, instead of specifying it was a blow job. I'm not saying it would change the situation, but saying you got laid when you get blown seems so strange.
So my question is, if you just got head, would you say to people you've had sex? I understand that it makes them a sexual partner technically, that's not what I'm talking about though.
This person says that: Since I've had sex with 8 or so girls vaginally and done stuff like oral and fingering with about 25 girls, I've had sex with about 33 girls.. Is that what the majority here thinks? If you get head from a girl have you gotten laid or had sex? I understand yes you just recieved oral sex lol, so does that mean you've had sex?
In my opinion yes you've just recieved ORAL sex, going around telling people you've just had sex would be very strange. Just because its a type of sex, doesn't mean its sex.
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Its "oral" sex. I don't consider it sex.
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blowjobs > sex is it sex? no, it'sa blowjob
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oral sex= a type of sex
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Uh, no. A bj is not sex, but it is still considered cheating. If you get a BJ but no sex shes probably a skank anyway.
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: ilus]
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Thank you guys, I was beginning to lose hope in the shroomery.. This person claims to be 44 years old also.
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: ilus] 2
#19240625 - 12/07/13 12:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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illustrain said: If you get a BJ but no sex shes probably a skank anyway.
how does that make sense?
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Chowder963 said: I was beginning to lose hope in the shroomery..
thats fucked up dude
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It is oral sex, so yes. Sexual activities are included under the umbrella term of sex.
That being said, the colloquial use of 'sex', on its own, generally refers to the act of penetration. So, though your friend is technically correct--in general practice it will lead to much confusion.
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We don't generally refer to masturbating as sex. I don't even call it oral sex. Just oral. Or bj.
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When I think of the term sex, I think of sexual intercourse aka penetration. That to me is what having sex means. Saying you've had sex with 33 people is misleading if you only had intercourse with some of them.
If you want to include all of them without confusing someone, why not just say you've had 33 sexual partners?
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Because some people were even counting fingering as sex, I was starting to think this place was all 15-16 year olds or extremely bizarre strange 20-30 year olds. I just wanted some confirmation that there are normal people here, I'm in no way normal lol, but it sometimes it gets a little ridiculous with how far from reality people are online, but it is the Internet so I understand there's gonna be some far out people. St the the percentage of them are way higher than what I originally thought.
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Ballerium]
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you must be young. It's cute you count partners like that
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Sex is sex
How'd you feel if you were about to get down with somebody nice and they told you they've never had sex
And they've really given and received head with many partners and they give you chlamydia and syphilis
But it was "only blowjobs" so they're "still a virgin"
You can't fully rationalize oral as "not counting"
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Shroomopotamus said: blowjobs > sex is it sex? no, it'sa blowjob
wake up on acid everyday!
Oral SEX.
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Synthe]
#19240682 - 12/07/13 12:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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That's like saying my moms my dad because they are both parents.
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shivas.wisdom said: It is oral sex, so yes. Sexual activities are included under the umbrella term of sex.
That being said, the colloquial use of 'sex', on its own, generally refers to the act of penetration. So, though your friend is technically correct--in general practice it will lead to much confusion.
He isn't my friend lol, he's a user on here, I don't want to embarrass him or get in trouble for posting his name, I doubt hel chime into this thread, if I'm allowed to post his name I will, but he was posting saying that he's had sex with 70+ people lol. I was like "dude c'mon" he's basically going around saying he's getting laid by playing with words and technicalities haha.
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: highc]
#19240691 - 12/07/13 12:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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It certainly is not intercourse, but damn does it feel right.
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Chowder963] 1
#19240694 - 12/07/13 12:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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No, oral sex doesn't count as intercourse.
Also, you're talking about yourself, I just saw this shit in another thread! You're probably talking about blowing yourself, too.
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Synthe]
#19240705 - 12/07/13 12:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Synthe said: Sex is sex
How'd you feel if you were about to get down with somebody nice and they told you they've never had sex
And they've really given and received head with many partners and they give you chlamydia and syphilis
But it was "only blowjobs" so they're "still a virgin"
You can't fully rationalize oral as "not counting"
They should say they've had oral sex, or done other sexual things. They are still a virgin man.. Girls don't lose their virginity through giving a bj..
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: T-Rex]
#19240719 - 12/07/13 12:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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T-Rex said: It certainly not intercourse, but damn does it feel right.
if i have oral sex with someone, i don't think of it as having sex with them, but i certainly had ORAL sex with them.
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: highc]
#19240726 - 12/07/13 12:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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ITT: self rationalizing cheaters.
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highc said: That's like saying my moms my dad because they are both parents.
Worst analogy I've ever seen.
You realize both oral sex and vaginal sex fall under the category of sex, right? No I didn't think so...
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T-Rex said: It certainly not intercourse, but damn does it feel right.
if i have oral sex with someone, i don't think of it as having sex with them, but i certainly had ORAL sex with them.
And neither do I. Take the word NOT from my quotes and ponder the meaning for a bit.
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Chowder963] 1
#19240734 - 12/07/13 12:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: T-Rex]
#19240747 - 12/07/13 12:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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oh i just quoted you to giggle, the rest of my post was a general response to the thread. my bad boo.
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The Ecstatic said: ITT: self rationalizing cheaters.
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highc said: That's like saying my moms my dad because they are both parents.
Worst analogy I've ever seen.
You realize both oral sex and vaginal sex fall under the category of sex, right? No I didn't think so...
Was meant to be slightly humorous. But by ur rational against this moms and dads both fall under the category or parents.
If you get a bj you don't say I just had sex. No one nowhere ever would assume you got your knob polished.
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: sprinkles]
#19240770 - 12/07/13 12:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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sprinkles said: you must be young. It's cute you count partners like that
Me? Or was that a reply fail.
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claraclairvoyant said: oh i just quoted you to giggle, the rest of my post was a general response to the thread. my bad boo.
No offense taken sweet heart. Your post contained an ambiguous response and I was unable to decipher the message.
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: T-Rex]
#19240788 - 12/07/13 12:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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A BJ is an act of sex. Oral sex, anal sex, and sexual intercourse are different but they all count as "sex."
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Yeah but you didn't have sex, you had oral sex, if you tell people you had sex with a girl and really just got a blow job, you would say you've had oral sex or got a bj, not just say you had sex with her. That's weird as fuck dude.
Do you talk to people..? I mean I understand the mentality of someone who's a virgin or never really talks to people are what society would call a "loser" because I could fall under that category easily since I only have a few friends, but being this detached is borderline lying to yourself to make yourself feel better/actually believing it. Its psychotic.
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This thread stems from the "how many sexual partners" thread from yesterday right OP?
I personally think the term when used such as "I had sex with this person" implies that there was penetration. I would like to believe the majority of people think the same thing.
Now as far as oral being a type of sex. Of course it is. Thus why it's called oral sex lol. That's why we have slang in the English language to decipher the difference.
-You got laid = sex -You got a blowjob = oral sex
The question on yesterday's thread that you got all worked up over was "how many sexual partners have you had?" In which case you count both intercourse and oral.
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: kr0nik0]
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Yes that's where it stemmed from, but then a user insisted that a blowjob was indeed NO DIFFERENT than sex. Also stating that he if a girlfriend asked him if he had sex with another girl, and he got a bj, he would say yes. I'm not saying that saying it was a blowjob only would change the cheating aspect, but there were actual people saying that if you got a blowjob from someone, you had sex with them. That's where the sexual parter thing stopped and a whole new wave of stupid came over..
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I get what you're saying and I agree with you. I think we're saying pretty much the same thing. I just went over the other thread and, yea, there were a couple people in there that weren't making any sense.
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is a blowwjob sex where u get ur dick sucked off and all the cum gets fuckin pumped out an shit i duno good question thanks for asking get over it
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said: is a blowwjob sex where u get ur dick sucked off and all the cum gets fuckin pumped out an shit i duno good question thanks for asking get over it
omg do u not no how to kiss girl? get over it
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Sheekle]
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Chowder963 said: Omg dude if you think getting a fucking blowjob is the same as sex then you're one of the 16 year olds.. Wtf dude. Damn like what's wrong with you..? You need me to explain that shit to you..?
So if you get head or you finger a girl you go around telling people you've gotten laid.. If someone came up to me and started talking about a girl, I was like "so did you guys have sex?" And he said yeah and described a blowjob or said he fingered her, I'd walk away thinking he was retarded dude..
answer this question
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Let me put it this way. You're in a relationship. You get a blowjob from someone who isn't your partner. Your partner asks you if you've had sex with someone else. You say no. How are you not a total liar?
I'm still not getting what why you think shooting your jizz down someone's throat would not be sex.
Although, on second thought. Chowder, why don't you suck my dick? It's not like it's sex, or anything.
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Synthe]
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Sheekle said: is a blowwjob sex where u get ur dick sucked off and all the cum gets fuckin pumped out an shit i duno good question thanks for asking get over it
omg do u not no how to kiss girl? get over it
wtf r u saying getover it
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Sheekle said: is a blowwjob sex where u get ur dick sucked off and all the cum gets fuckin pumped out an shit i duno good question thanks for asking get over it
omg do u not no how to kiss girl? get over it
wtf r u saying getover it
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Synthe]
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Synthe said: omg do u not no how to kiss girl? get over it
On which set of lips?
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Synthe]
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wtf's ur avatar u prolly only have ur avatar just for this thread cuz its about blowjobs get over it
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Sheekle]
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wtf ur avatar has a ball gag thats mad king bro lik wtf lol get over it
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hahahahah that was good shit i lol'd
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle, get in the middle of it dude. You gotta get over getting over things.
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: kr0nik0]
#19241108 - 12/07/13 02:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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hahhah lol wtf is an acronym like rly u need to get over it
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: kr0nik0]
#19241116 - 12/07/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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kr0nik0 said: Sheekle, get in the middle of it dude. You gotta get over getting over things.
lulz
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Sheekle]
#19241138 - 12/07/13 02:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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lulz what is your argument rly wtf come at me bro and get over it
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Sheekle]
#19241159 - 12/07/13 02:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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So you kids are arguing about sex now? Feels like junior high all over again
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: niteman]
#19241173 - 12/07/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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koods
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shivas.wisdom said: It is oral sex, so yes. Sexual activities are included under the umbrella term of sex.
That being said, the colloquial use of 'sex', on its own, generally refers to the act of penetration. So, though your friend is technically correct--in general practice it will lead to much confusion.
He isn't my friend lol, he's a user on here, I don't want to embarrass him or get in trouble for posting his name, I doubt hel chime into this thread, if I'm allowed to post his name I will, but he was posting saying that he's had sex with 70+ people lol. I was like "dude c'mon" he's basically going around saying he's getting laid by playing with words and technicalities haha.
Seriously, you needed to make a new thread to prove your point?
I don't fuck vaginas, so I guess in your eyes I'm a virgin.
You sound like you aren't old enough to have an account on the shroomery. You also sound desperate to not have those blowjobs you gave your friends in middle school considered sex.
Edited by koods (12/07/13 07:37 PM)
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: koods]
#19242327 - 12/07/13 07:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think we should all be honest and admit that we have nothing better to do. At least we have a place where we can all bicker with one another without the threat of being stabbed in the kidneys.
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: niteman]
#19242338 - 12/07/13 07:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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What could be better on a Saturday night than discussing the subtle nuances of how many sexual partners you've had, and talking about blowjobs? Pfft... and you say we nothing better to do
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: kr0nik0]
#19242345 - 12/07/13 07:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: niteman]
#19242384 - 12/07/13 07:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I have absolutely nothing better to do.
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: niteman]
#19242387 - 12/07/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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If we are talking about cheating...when the penis is introduced to the girl, and the girl accepts the fact that its out...
well that is gonna lead to cheating...I don't care who you are..
some girl grabs your junk, and your gonna tell her 'No'...bwahahaha..
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: koods]
#19242398 - 12/07/13 08:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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It is a sexual act, but is oral sex or fellatio not intercourse!
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Idk, a blowjob is definitely a form of sex. I'd count her as a sexual partner if it were just blow jobs. If someone asks how many times you've had sex, I'd be thinking they are wanting to know how many times I've had a sexual encounter with someone, rather than strictly penetration sex.
either way doesn't matter, got a blowjob
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: dontknow]
#19242522 - 12/07/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oral sex.
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Chowder963 said: Yeah but you didn't have sex, you had oral sex, if you tell people you had sex with a girl and really just got a blow job, you would say you've had oral sex or got a bj, not just say you had sex with her. That's weird as fuck dude.
Do you talk to people..? I mean I understand the mentality of someone who's a virgin or never really talks to people are what society would call a "loser" because I could fall under that category easily since I only have a few friends, but being this detached is borderline lying to yourself to make yourself feel better/actually believing it. Its psychotic.
I don't understand how my grasp on language and communication has anything to do with whether I'm a loser, winner, virgin, or sex machine. You're assuming there's only one context for the word "sex" and that is just not the case. The fact that I understand that the context of a word can vary doesn't have anything to do with my social skills, sexual experience, or whatever else you dream up. Context is everything.
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Patlal]
#19243974 - 12/08/13 08:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Damn imagine all that pussy JFK made wet in that White House. His dick ran deep.
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Errolscool said: It is a sexual act, but is oral sex or fellatio not intercourse!
Uhmmm...
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intercourse
3: physical sexual contact between individuals that involves the genitalia of at least one person <anal intercourse> <oral intercourse>; especially : sexual intercourse 1 <heterosexual intercourse> http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/intercourse
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Re: Is Chowder soup? [Re: 4runner]
#19244345 - 12/08/13 10:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Is Chowder soup?
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Edited by koods (12/08/13 10:35 AM)
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Re: Is Chowder soup? [Re: koods]
#19244401 - 12/08/13 10:49 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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How about we all just agree to disagree. Everyone is going to attach their own definition to the word anyway.
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Re: Is Chowder soup? [Re: Ballerium]
#19244504 - 12/08/13 11:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ballerium said: How about we all just agree to disagree. Everyone is going to attach their own definition to the word anyway.
I got an idea. Let's not make up our own definitions to words that already have them. Certainly, let's not let a 16 year old do it
Sex
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: physical activity in which people touch each other's bodies, kiss each other, etc. : physical activity that is related to and often includes sexual intercourse
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sex
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Re: Is Chowder soup? [Re: koods]
#19244517 - 12/08/13 11:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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1. sex What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary? Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet. mark as favorite buy sex mugs & shirts sexual sexy sexa shag fuck screw by TJ (CC) December 03, 2005 add a video
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sex
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Math geek 1 (wispers to another math geek): I thought they hated math...their always complaining about the homework... Other math geek: (nods in agreement)We're the real math lovers.
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Re: Is Chowder soup? [Re: fapjack]
#19244521 - 12/08/13 11:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you dont multiply!
Lol
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Re: Is Chowder soup? [Re: koods]
#19244529 - 12/08/13 11:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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koods said:
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sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you dont multiply!
Lol
What about the square roots????
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Re: Is Chowder soup? [Re: Patlal]
#19244549 - 12/08/13 11:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The squares watch porn because they can't get dates.
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Re: Is Chowder soup? [Re: koods]
#19244552 - 12/08/13 11:26 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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koods said: The squares watch porn because they can't get dates.
Well played
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Re: Is Chowder soup? [Re: Ballerium]
#19246159 - 12/08/13 05:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ballerium said: How about we all just agree to disagree. Everyone is going to attach their own definition to the word anyway.
exactly theres two sides
.THE NORMAL people who know how to talk to peolle because they do it on a regular basis. VS
THE UNSOCIAL PEOPLE who are either to dumb to know that this doesnt make sense in converation with a normal person, or are trying to have sex by technicality.
which side olare you on guys lol?
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: Chowder963] 1
#19246176 - 12/08/13 05:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: Thank you guys, I was beginning to lose hope in the shroomery.. This person claims to be 44 years old also.
If a person gave you a blowjob they would still be a sexual partner though, which is what the fucking thread was asking. Whether you consider it sex or not is actually totally irrelevant to the topic of the thread.
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Why would you not make a poll
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: jewunit]
#19246491 - 12/08/13 06:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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No it went off topic when people were saying that it was sex, just sex. We all know the partner thing.
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The word is used in different senses. Obviously a blowjob is a sex act. Usually when people say they "had sex" they mean vaginal or perhaps butt sex though. It's a murky area though, I mean if two women say they "had sex" then they may well be referring to oral.
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pwnasaurus said: Why would you not make a poll
Add one!
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: highc]
#19246631 - 12/08/13 06:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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pwnasaurus said: Why would you not make a poll
Add one!
Okay
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Re: Is a blowjob sex? [Re: 4runner]
#19246686 - 12/08/13 07:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Does a blowjob count as...
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