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So I accidently got my red wings like an hour ago.
    #18014536 - 03/26/13 05:29 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

That was kinda shitty... Like 5 minutes in she stops me and goes to the bathroom, then comes out and tells me to wash my hands and my dick... It came back lightly..eeeww.
:wtfsonic:

Oh yeah, been a while guys. :feelsjohngoodman:

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Re: So I accidently got my red wings like an hour ago. [Re: Demonic_Chronic] * 10
    #18014544 - 03/26/13 05:31 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

No you dumbass its when you go down on a girl when shes on her period.

your face has wings if you do it right.

Now get back in there and earn em right! :ifyoucanawe:


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Re: So I accidently got my red wings like an hour ago. [Re: trekie]
    #18014601 - 03/26/13 05:41 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Its when you fuck a girl on the rag around here, though I've done both.


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Re: So I accidently got my red wings like an hour ago. [Re: fapjack]
    #18014786 - 03/26/13 06:17 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

love guys who earn their red wings :naughty:

seriously period sex is my favorite time to fuck. i get sooooo ridiculously horny, im like a fucking animal and nothing can stop me.


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Re: So I accidently got my red wings like an hour ago. [Re: Crystal G]
    #18014798 - 03/26/13 06:19 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
love guys who earn their red wings :naughty:

seriously period sex is my favorite time to fuck. i get sooooo ridiculously horny, im like a fucking animal and nothing can stop me.




Pretty much.

Except my guy wont fuck me on my period anymore. He says its too messy lol


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Re: So I accidently got my red wings like an hour ago. [Re: Crystal G]
    #18014805 - 03/26/13 06:20 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
love guys who earn their red wings :naughty:

seriously period sex is my favorite time to fuck. i get sooooo ridiculously horny, im like a fucking animal and nothing can stop me.




Is true... a little blood never hurt anybody.


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Re: So I accidently got my red wings like an hour ago. [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18014862 - 03/26/13 06:29 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
Quote:

Crystal G said:
love guys who earn their red wings :naughty:

seriously period sex is my favorite time to fuck. i get sooooo ridiculously horny, im like a fucking animal and nothing can stop me.




Pretty much.

Except my guy wont fuck me on my period anymore. He says its too messy lol




Get a towel, preferably an old one that is a dark brown or red or black color. Make this your official "period sex towel" and lay it down underneath you whenever you have sex.

Problem solved.


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Re: So I accidently got my red wings like an hour ago. [Re: BlindSophist]
    #18014865 - 03/26/13 06:30 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Quote:

BlindSophist said:
Quote:

Crystal G said:
love guys who earn their red wings :naughty:

seriously period sex is my favorite time to fuck. i get sooooo ridiculously horny, im like a fucking animal and nothing can stop me.




Is true... a little blood never hurt anybody.




Another one of these threads? damn.

One word. SHOWER.

5 words. Fuck in the shower.

lol. felt like I needed to clear that up.


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Re: So I accidently got my red wings like an hour ago. [Re: Crystal G]
    #18014868 - 03/26/13 06:30 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
Quote:

Crystal G said:
love guys who earn their red wings :naughty:

seriously period sex is my favorite time to fuck. i get sooooo ridiculously horny, im like a fucking animal and nothing can stop me.




Pretty much.

Except my guy wont fuck me on my period anymore. He says its too messy lol




Get a towel, preferably an old one that is a dark brown or red or black color. Make this your official "period sex towel" and lay it down underneath you whenever you have sex.

Problem solved.




I say you should do it with a white towel. :derfase:


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Re: So I accidently got my red wings like an hour ago. [Re: kr0nik0] * 1
    #18014873 - 03/26/13 06:31 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Shower sex is horrible. It's slippery, there's water all in your face and eyes, and getting water in your pussy dries out your pussy and gets rid of its natural lubrication. I never understood why people enjoy shower sex.


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Re: So I accidently got my red wings like an hour ago. [Re: Crystal G]
    #18014884 - 03/26/13 06:32 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
Shower sex is horrible. It's slippery, there's water all in your face and eyes, and getting water in your pussy dries out your pussy and gets rid of its natural lubrication. I never understood why people enjoy shower sex.




True points, but it's really sexy to take a shower with your lover before or after the main course. No need to have sex in the shower, just lend a hand with the scrubbin'. :datass:


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Re: So I accidently got my red wings like an hour ago. [Re: Crystal G]
    #18014895 - 03/26/13 06:33 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Because it's the only time you can have sex and then be clean immediately afterwards? I dunno, my best guess.. I've always assumed it was a matter of convenience or something, I've never thought of it as being a fetish or anything.


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Re: So I accidently got my red wings like an hour ago. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #18014911 - 03/26/13 06:35 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

It's really nice to go for a hike, come home all sweaty and grubby, and take a shower before gettin' all sweaty and grubby again. :cool:


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Re: So I accidently got my red wings like an hour ago. [Re: Crystal G]
    #18014918 - 03/26/13 06:36 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
Shower sex is horrible. It's slippery, there's water all in your face and eyes, and getting water in your pussy dries out your pussy and gets rid of its natural lubrication. I never understood why people enjoy shower sex.




-I have those no-slip flower looking things on my shower floor.
-I like soapy tits
-My showerhead is movable (avoid that water in your face)
-The blood doesn't really show

Period shower sex FTW.


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Re: So I accidently got my red wings like an hour ago. [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #18015025 - 03/26/13 06:56 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
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Crystal G said:
love guys who earn their red wings :naughty:

seriously period sex is my favorite time to fuck. i get sooooo ridiculously horny, im like a fucking animal and nothing can stop me.




Pretty much.

Except my guy wont fuck me on my period anymore. He says its too messy lol




Get a towel, preferably an old one that is a dark brown or red or black color. Make this your official "period sex towel" and lay it down underneath you whenever you have sex.

Problem solved.




Problem not solved lol

I could offer to wipe it off him and he will still say no. There was one time we had period sex, and it was all over his testicles and everything... he was disgusted to say the least.

But now I usually offer him anal for those few days and hes happy.


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Re: So I accidently got my red wings like an hour ago. [Re: VivaLaMushie] * 1
    #18015027 - 03/26/13 06:57 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
Quote:

Crystal G said:
Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
Quote:

Crystal G said:
love guys who earn their red wings :naughty:

seriously period sex is my favorite time to fuck. i get sooooo ridiculously horny, im like a fucking animal and nothing can stop me.




Pretty much.

Except my guy wont fuck me on my period anymore. He says its too messy lol




Get a towel, preferably an old one that is a dark brown or red or black color. Make this your official "period sex towel" and lay it down underneath you whenever you have sex.

Problem solved.




Problem not solved lol

I could offer to wipe it off him and he will still say no. There was one time we had period sex, and it was all over his testicles and everything... he was disgusted to say the least.

But now I usually offer him anal for those few days and hes happy.




lol. I'm sure he's happy.


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Re: So I accidently got my red wings like an hour ago. [Re: kr0nik0]
    #18015030 - 03/26/13 06:57 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

just bang then shower


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Re: So I accidently got my red wings like an hour ago. [Re: kr0nik0]
    #18015037 - 03/26/13 06:58 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

I don't care what hole he has it in as long as I have my vibrator. I'm one of then females who can not orgasm from penetration alone.


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Re: So I accidently got my red wings like an hour ago. [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18015041 - 03/26/13 06:59 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Sorry if I seem a little out there. I'm stoned and don't really care lol


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Re: So I accidently got my red wings like an hour ago. [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18015051 - 03/26/13 07:01 PM (1 year, 5 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
Quote:

Crystal G said:
Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
Quote:

Crystal G said:
love guys who earn their red wings :naughty:

seriously period sex is my favorite time to fuck. i get sooooo ridiculously horny, im like a fucking animal and nothing can stop me.




Pretty much.

Except my guy wont fuck me on my period anymore. He says its too messy lol




Get a towel, preferably an old one that is a dark brown or red or black color. Make this your official "period sex towel" and lay it down underneath you whenever you have sex.

Problem solved.




Problem not solved lol

I could offer to wipe it off him and he will still say no. There was one time we had period sex, and it was all over his testicles and everything... he was disgusted to say the least.

But now I usually offer him anal for those few days and hes happy.




I can't get over the motherfucking irony that he is more grossed out by blood than by shit particles on his dick. :lol:


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