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Woman weighs 56 pounds, must eat every 15 min to stay alive * 1
    #17763529 - 02/07/13 08:26 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)



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Lizzie Velasquez suffers from a rare disorder and must eat every 15 minutes to stay alive.

Velasquez, a 21-year-old Texan, is unable to put on weight and must eat 5,000-8,000 calories a day. That's approximately 60 meals a day.

Velasquez is believed to be just a few in the entire world to suffer from Neonatal Progeroid Syndrome, which also accelerates with aging. She eats all kinds of food, including junk food, at will without gaining any weight.

She told the Telegraph, "I weigh myself regularly and if I gain even one pound I get really excited."

Gary Hamilton reported for CBS that Velasquez remains "upbeat" with life despite the disorder and strives to be a motivational speaker.
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I know this is story is kinda old but man I feel bad for her.


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Re: Woman weighs 56 pounds, must eat every 15 min to stay alive [Re: Deadkndys420] * 2
    #17763540 - 02/07/13 08:28 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Sounds like my wife.  She is 5'-4" tall and weighs less than 95 pounds.  She looks like an old stick.  I feel for her.  I worry about her.  And I love her.  :shrug:


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Re: Woman weighs 56 pounds, must eat every 15 min to stay alive [Re: Deadkndys420] * 1
    #17763564 - 02/07/13 08:31 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Wow, Lizzie and her parents seem like really amazing people.  I would love to meet her someday.


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Re: Woman weighs 56 pounds, must eat every 15 min to stay alive [Re: mpd]
    #17763645 - 02/07/13 08:49 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

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Sounds like my wife.  She is 5'-4" tall and weighs less than 95 pounds.  She looks like an old stick.  I feel for her.  I worry about her.  And I love her.  :shrug:



Does she have a disorder?


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Re: Woman weighs 56 pounds, must eat every 15 min to stay alive [Re: mpd]
    #17763826 - 02/07/13 09:25 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

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mpd said:
Sounds like my wife.  She is 5'-4" tall and weighs less than 95 pounds.  She looks like an old stick.  I feel for her.  I worry about her.  And I love her.  :shrug:





Eww gross.


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Re: Woman weighs 56 pounds, must eat every 15 min to stay alive [Re: Enjoywho]
    #17763839 - 02/07/13 09:28 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

What the fuck is wrong with you?


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Re: Woman weighs 56 pounds, must eat every 15 min to stay alive [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #17763904 - 02/07/13 09:39 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

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mpd said:
Sounds like my wife.  She is 5'-4" tall and weighs less than 95 pounds.  She looks like an old stick.  I feel for her.  I worry about her.  And I love her.  :shrug:



Does she have a disorder?




Yeah, she is like her mother was.  She eats less and less and is slowly killing herself with tobacco and anorexia.


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Re: Woman weighs 56 pounds, must eat every 15 min to stay alive [Re: mpd]
    #17763924 - 02/07/13 09:44 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Man, that is really bad...

I wouldn't want to live like that.


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Re: Woman weighs 56 pounds, must eat every 15 min to stay alive [Re: Patlal]
    #17763933 - 02/07/13 09:46 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

At least she has God. God has a purpose for her.


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Re: Woman weighs 56 pounds, must eat every 15 min to stay alive [Re: Deadkndys420] * 1
    #17763940 - 02/07/13 09:48 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

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Deadkndys420 said:
I know this is story is kinda old but man I feel bad for her.





dont you dare feel bad for her, she's done far more in her 21 years than most
of us will do in life, she's gone well beyond what doctors have expected,
she's made real friends and learned self acceptance. sure the circumstances in
her life are rough but this chick is a survivor, a total bad ass10

I see her as an inspiration, someone we could all look up to because of the
strength of her character


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Re: Woman weighs 56 pounds, must eat every 15 min to stay alive [Re: Patlal]
    #17763952 - 02/07/13 09:50 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

She is not sad in the slightest. She has led a vibrant and engaging life.  She has raised six children and has eleven grandchildren she dearly loves and then there is me and I take it to a whole new plane.  We have come to an understanding - her and I - we know that we have been in love before in at least one prior life and will be able to recall our love at any time through eternity at the speed of our thought.  No, only the first page in this story has been turned and there is so much more yo see, to do, to experience and to share.


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Re: Woman weighs 56 pounds, must eat every 15 min to stay alive [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #17763975 - 02/07/13 09:54 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

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Velasquez, a 21-year-old Texan, is unable to put on weight and must eat 5,000-8,000 calories a day. That's approximately 60 meals a day.







Isn't the average person supposed to get about 2,000 calories? And thats roughly about 3 meals day. Where are they getting the math for 60 meals if she only needs about twice at much calories in the day than the average person?


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Re: Woman weighs 56 pounds, must eat every 15 min to stay alive [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #17763982 - 02/07/13 09:55 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

I think they just mean that she has to eat constantly to maintain her metabolism.


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Re: Woman weighs 56 pounds, must eat every 15 min to stay alive [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #17763986 - 02/07/13 09:57 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

She eats every 15 minutes they said.  That is four meals an hour.  In a fifteen hour day that is sixty meals. :shrug:  new math?


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Re: Woman weighs 56 pounds, must eat every 15 min to stay alive [Re: mpd]
    #17763994 - 02/07/13 09:58 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

She must have litte "snacks"  and I wouldn't necessarily call them meals. If she really ate 60 meals then her caloric intake would be much higher.


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Re: Woman weighs 56 pounds, must eat every 15 min to stay alive [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #17764048 - 02/07/13 10:09 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

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She must have litte "snacks"  and I wouldn't necessarily call them meals. If she really ate 60 meals than her caloric intake would be much higher.





she probably just pulls a cart full of twinkies around to get the calories

I know I would


'cept twinkies are actually gross


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Re: Woman weighs 56 pounds, must eat every 15 min to stay alive [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #17764110 - 02/07/13 10:20 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Imagine how intense her shits might be.


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Re: Woman weighs 56 pounds, must eat every 15 min to stay alive [Re: smack]
    #17764174 - 02/07/13 10:32 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

I would eat nothing but bacon cheese burgers if I were her. That and buffalo wings and fried chicken and steak and ribs and carrot cake.


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Re: Woman weighs 56 pounds, must eat every 15 min to stay alive [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #17764176 - 02/07/13 10:33 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

That must cost her a lot of money. I wonder how she pays for it all.


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Re: Woman weighs 56 pounds, must eat every 15 min to stay alive [Re: bourgeo]
    #17764458 - 02/07/13 11:23 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

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What the fuck is wrong with you?





What the fuck is wrong with you?


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