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Why Pussy smells like trash bag or like dead cat. * 1
    #16942795 - 10/01/12 05:45 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

İ have a penis .. And you know even if i dont wash it for week it smells not bad .. When i got horny it gives this specifc smell ( kinda sexy) ..
But when it comes to girls .. Just omg
After the lady gives me blow .. İ feel i need to give her a tongue work .. But man . That smell
İ dont know ... İs this same with any woman.. Even for virgin.? İ guess some bacterial activity in vaginal hole..


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Re: Why Pussy smells like trash bag or like dead cat. [Re: Hate]
    #16942801 - 10/01/12 05:50 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Its because your dating a dirty slut. besides why the fuck wouldn't you wash your junk for a week? hell even when I spend a couple weeks out in the bush camping I still find time to at least give the important bits a quick wash every day or two.


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Re: Why Pussy smells like trash bag or like dead cat. [Re: Hate]
    #16942802 - 10/01/12 05:51 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

i don't smell it when i have my face buried in it. but yea i know what your talking about, i notice it when i'm in a position like doggystyle or otherwise right above it. it's not like it makes me nearly gad or anything like when i walk into a fish cleaning room. its weird to like i can smell it on my dick until i shower, like if a have sex and fall asleep right away and go to work when i wake up and work all the way through my shift and take a piss and smell it when i whip out my dick... sometimes i don't shower for a few days even and its still there, funny thing is when my girlfriend goes down on my she doesn't admit to smelling it lol


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Re: Why Pussy smells like trash bag or like dead cat. [Re: SurReality]
    #16942817 - 10/01/12 06:06 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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Ulfrick said:
Its because your dating a dirty slut. besides why the fuck wouldn't you wash your junk for a week? hell even when I spend a couple weeks out in the bush camping I still find time to at least give the important bits a quick wash every day or two.



I dont know i dont feel dirty enough to clean... :/
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i don't smell it when i have my face buried in it. but yea i know what your talking about, i notice it when i'm in a position like doggystyle or otherwise right above it. it's not like it makes me nearly gad or anything like when i walk into a fish cleaning room. its weird to like i can smell it on my dick until i shower, like if a have sex and fall asleep right away and go to work when i wake up and work all the way through my shift and take a piss and smell it when i whip out my dick... sometimes i don't shower for a few days even and its still there, funny thing is when my girlfriend goes down on my she doesn't admit to smelling it lol



After fucking her .. You should give your dick to another one to sniff.. She will tell the truth.)


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Re: Why Pussy smells like trash bag or like dead cat. [Re: Hate] * 8
    #16942935 - 10/01/12 07:29 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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İ have a penis .. And you know even if i dont wash it for week it smells not bad .. When i got horny it gives this specifc smell ( kinda sexy) ..
But when it comes to girls .. Just omg
After the lady gives me blow .. İ feel i need to give her a tongue work .. But man . That smell
İ dont know ... İs this same with any woman.. Even for virgin.? İ guess some bacterial activity in vaginal hole..





You were going to say weekS right?

You're an unhygienic homosexual waiting to happen.


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Re: Why Pussy smells like trash bag or like dead cat. [Re: Asante]
    #16943064 - 10/01/12 08:47 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

My girl never smells at all, and neither did the girl I dated before her either.


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Re: Why Pussy smells like trash bag or like dead cat. [Re: pwnasaurus] * 3
    #16943070 - 10/01/12 08:48 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Theres spray cans of New Car Scent, maybe the OP can use that on his GF, everybody loves a new car :awesomenod:


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Re: Why Pussy smells like trash bag or like dead cat. [Re: Asante]
    #16943086 - 10/01/12 08:57 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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Hate said:
İ have a penis .. And you know even if i dont wash it for week it smells not bad .. When i got horny it gives this specifc smell ( kinda sexy) ..
But when it comes to girls .. Just omg
After the lady gives me blow .. İ feel i need to give her a tongue work .. But man . That smell
İ dont know ... İs this same with any woman.. Even for virgin.? İ guess some bacterial activity in vaginal hole..





You were going to say weekS right?

You're an unhygienic homosexual waiting to happen.



Wtf why did you say that?? The girls got pussy and it smells .. Why i am an unhygenic homo.. !! Lol


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Re: Why Pussy smells like trash bag or like dead cat. [Re: Hate] * 3
    #16943114 - 10/01/12 09:05 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Stop sleeping with dirty females and you might be pleasantly surprised.

If sleeping with someone else is out of the cards, then I suggest buying some Glade plug-ins and putting them into her pussy. The heat from her vag will really bring out the scent of the plug-in. Enjoy. :sun:


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Re: Why Pussy smells like trash bag or like dead cat. [Re: Hate] * 2
    #16943115 - 10/01/12 09:05 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

You are utterly repulsed by the odor of pussy and you dont wash your dick for a week or more? :smile:

I heard heterosexual men harp about the scent of their GF's pussy and how its juices were like ambrosia, yet you are in utter contempt for the noxious fumes wafting from that nasty snatch :smile:


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Re: Why Pussy smells like trash bag or like dead cat. [Re: Asante]
    #16943118 - 10/01/12 09:07 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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Wiccan_Seeker said:
Theres spray cans of New Car Scent, maybe the OP can use that on his GF, everybody loves a new car :awesomenod:




Mmm I prefer pine tree myself :eatingout:


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Re: Why Pussy smells like trash bag or like dead cat. [Re: Asante]
    #16943146 - 10/01/12 09:14 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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sadsappysucker said:
Stop sleeping with dirty females and you might be pleasantly surprised.

If sleeping with someone else is out of the cards, then I suggest buying some Glade plug-ins and putting them into her pussy. The heat from her vag will really bring out the scent of the plug-in. Enjoy. :sun:



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You are utterly repulsed by the odor of pussy and you dont wash your dick for a week or more? :smile:

I heard heterosexual men harp about the scent of their GF's pussy and how its juices were like ambrosia, yet you are in utter contempt for the noxious fumes wafting from that nasty snatch :smile:



Damn people its one night stands... How the hell i can know about their pussy untill i open it ...
I cant ask them like ...
-Hey whats up .. Whats ur name..
-angelica )))
-oh cool name angel.. So angel... "tell me ABOUT YOUR PUSSY!!! DOES IT SMELL !!

Wtf.. One night stands guys.. And its cold here wiccan .. But after every sex i get shower bro..:stoned:


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Re: Why Pussy smells like trash bag or like dead cat. [Re: Hate]
    #16943151 - 10/01/12 09:16 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

If I was hooking up with someone who smelled rank, I would probably pretend I was too drunk to continue. If you are that desperate for a hook up, then go for shower sex first and seductively scrub the hell out of her pussy.


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Re: Why Pussy smells like trash bag or like dead cat. [Re: Pacific Sappy Sucker] * 1
    #16943181 - 10/01/12 09:29 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

hey baby im just going to slide this dove in u k?


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Re: Why Pussy smells like trash bag or like dead cat. [Re: Pacific Sappy Sucker]
    #16943195 - 10/01/12 09:33 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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If I was hooking up with someone who smelled rank, I would probably pretend I was too drunk to continue. If you are that desperate for a hook up, then go for shower sex first and seductively scrub the hell out of her pussy.



Well i can smell it when i am 20 cm away over pussy... After a blow job i dont think she wants to hear that .. In my sex life I didnt work on anything smely .. They knew the deal.. So i just bring up the mr.dick over flour and put it in garbage...
And pls dont speak so straight ...:wink: btw my shower is very small for 2 person.. And there is a crack bottom of it ...:/


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Re: Why Pussy smells like trash bag or like dead cat. [Re: Hate]
    #16943230 - 10/01/12 09:47 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Do you have it written somewhere that you HAVE to have a blowjob first? Get to her pussy before she gets to you and then go into your cramped shower and wash her.
I don't understand what you mean by speaking so straight?


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Re: Why Pussy smells like trash bag or like dead cat. [Re: Hate]
    #16943232 - 10/01/12 09:48 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

:trolldance:


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Re: Why Pussy smells like trash bag or like dead cat. [Re: yogabunny]
    #16943241 - 10/01/12 09:52 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Keep away from the whores and you'll be fine  :cookiemonster:  I have never had that problem


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Re: Why Pussy smells like trash bag or like dead cat. [Re: yogabunny]
    #16943244 - 10/01/12 09:52 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

I "ve never had problems with a stinky vaginas. Its a hygiene thing.


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Re: Why Pussy smells like trash bag or like dead cat. [Re: Pacific Sappy Sucker]
    #16943349 - 10/01/12 10:34 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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Do you have it written somewhere that you HAVE to have a blowjob first? Get to her pussy before she gets to you and then go into your cramped shower and wash her.
I don't understand what you mean by speaking so straight?



No its not written but you are offering sniffing her pussy and if it smells bad suggest to girl wash her pusy ... Ist this little harsh ..
And besides  the subject not " how can i save myself from licking smelly pussys " no .. If i dont lick ..i dont lick.  Its aint the deal.. Its just a subject about smelly pussies.
Straight .. I ment .. Every one doesnt have same conditions to do what you offered. It changes.


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