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If you get your dick and balls blown off by a mine in the war....
    #16899798 - 09/24/12 12:16 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Did you know that they don't give you disability?  You get a prosthetic and return to active duty.  Now, I don't know about you, but losing my junk to a mine would devastate my life.  I think it is totally unfair.

Now, this is second hand info, its what my son tells me, he is a Navy Corpsman with the marines.


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Re: If you get your dick and balls blown off by a mine in the war.... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #16899811 - 09/24/12 12:17 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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starfire_xes said:
Did you know that they don't give you disability?  You get a prosthetic and return to active duty.  Now, I don't know about you, but losing my junk to a mine would devastate my life.  I think it is totally unfair.

Now, this is second hand info, its what my son tells me, he is a Navy Corpsman with the marines.




Your have a son......and hes old enough for a career in the military.......


Man I pictured you wrong :lol: I need to stop guessing how people look from their avatars and E personality


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Re: If you get your dick and balls blown off by a mine in the war.... [Re: Almond Flour]
    #16899817 - 09/24/12 12:19 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Well, if you are cool you don't get old...your ass just kind of ages like fine wine..... :smirk:


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Re: If you get your dick and balls blown off by a mine in the war.... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #16899826 - 09/24/12 12:20 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

well i guess you dont need your dick to do military thangs.


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Re: If you get your dick and balls blown off by a mine in the war.... [Re: rackem]
    #16899833 - 09/24/12 12:21 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Thats fucked the govt needs to protect our dicks with all due diligence.


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Re: If you get your dick and balls blown off by a mine in the war.... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #16899837 - 09/24/12 12:21 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Well that's fucked, I wouldn't do shit for the military without my dick. :bored:


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Re: If you get your dick and balls blown off by a mine in the war.... [Re: Eminence]
    #16899846 - 09/24/12 12:22 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

I want to put my dick in that bitch with the pink hair! :awebig:


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Re: If you get your dick and balls blown off by a mine in the war.... [Re: Eminence] * 1
    #16899849 - 09/24/12 12:23 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Its fucked up. I had no clue that your dicks were worthless to the government.

Also. Stop flooding the Pub with 10 threads in a half hour.


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Re: If you get your dick and balls blown off by a mine in the war.... [Re: Gilgamesh18]
    #16899855 - 09/24/12 12:24 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

That's Katy Perry, get it straight yo


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Re: If you get your dick and balls blown off by a mine in the war.... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #16900039 - 09/24/12 12:52 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Doesn't sound likely. You get 10% disability for tinnitus (ringing in the ears). They might send you back if your body is still functional, but I'm betting they'd get some $$ compensation/free medical when they get out.


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Re: If you get your dick and balls blown off by a mine in the war.... [Re: Vore]
    #16900057 - 09/24/12 12:56 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

how likely is it that your dick and balls are blown clean off with no other injury??


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Re: If you get your dick and balls blown off by a mine in the war.... [Re: Vore]
    #16900061 - 09/24/12 12:57 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck that id rather have my man hood then fight in a fake war


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Re: If you get your dick and balls blown off by a mine in the war.... [Re: Patlal]
    #16900171 - 09/24/12 01:24 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

starfire_xes said:
Well, if you are cool you don't get old...your ass just kind of ages like fine wine..... :smirk:




that shit frequently turns to vinegar

Quote:

Patlal said:
Also. Stop flooding the Pub with 10 threads in a half hour.




*stop coastering the pub coaster


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Re: If you get your dick and balls blown off by a mine in the war.... [Re: candyflip420]
    #16900173 - 09/24/12 01:25 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

if anything they probably figure you make a better solider as a eunnic. I would be ready to die. 



Shit if they had it their way we would all be sexless murder monkeys. thats why they get em young and stupid, its probably also why sex has transformed into a taboo but violence is just fine.

thr would rather we go overseas and fuck oursleves than fuck each other. :omgz:


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Re: If you get your dick and balls blown off by a mine in the war.... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #16900194 - 09/24/12 01:30 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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Well, if you are cool you don't get old...your ass just kind of ages like fine wine..... :smirk:




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Re: If you get your dick and balls blown off by a mine in the war.... [Re: Patlal]
    #16900197 - 09/24/12 01:30 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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Patlal said:

Also. Stop flooding the Pub with 10 threads in a half hour.




I had to make up for my most recent ban.

And it wasn't Coaster Mode.  they were all different.


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