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OfflineKing Klick
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Where do parents hide shit?
    #16773989 - 09/02/12 12:50 AM (8 months, 16 days ago)

I'm trying to find my dad's weed. Just to know he smokes. My sister has found his stash before, and i know he smokes. He has a room he told me not to go in, so possible. He also has a large basement that only he and i go in. So i'm looking there. This is pissing me off. Okay, if i find it, i'll probably smoke a bowl. :header: No need to preach ethics to me. Any ideas?


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Re: Where do parents hide shit? [Re: King Klick] * 6
    #16774001 - 09/02/12 12:51 AM (8 months, 16 days ago)

I told you not to go into that room for a reason son.


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Re: Where do parents hide shit? [Re: The Vapor] * 3
    #16774024 - 09/02/12 12:55 AM (8 months, 16 days ago)

What if he isn't trying to keep you from his weed in that room, but something much more...sinister..


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Re: Where do parents hide shit? [Re: frylock91] * 3
    #16774032 - 09/02/12 12:57 AM (8 months, 16 days ago)

leave your dad's weed alone and get your ass a job to earn the money to buy some fucking weed.


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Re: Where do parents hide shit? [Re: frylock91]
    #16774034 - 09/02/12 12:58 AM (8 months, 16 days ago)

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frylock91 said:
What if he isn't trying to keep you from his weed in that room, but something much more...sinister..


It's a sump pump room. Or however the fuck it's spelled~ He also has a heinekin tank that has something inside of it making noise when i shake it. I'm kinda suspicious...do they have anything on the inside? It's just a gallon or whatever tank.


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The moment you refuse the human rights for just a few, what happens when that view includes you?-Chuck D.

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Re: Where do parents hide shit? [Re: Salomon]
    #16774037 - 09/02/12 12:58 AM (8 months, 16 days ago)

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Salomon said:
leave your dad's weed alone and get your ass a job to earn the money to buy some fucking weed.


This isn't about smoking his fucking weed. :header: I have my own.


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The moment you refuse the human rights for just a few, what happens when that view includes you?-Chuck D.

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Re: Where do parents hide shit? [Re: King Klick]
    #16774050 - 09/02/12 01:01 AM (8 months, 16 days ago)



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Re: Where do parents hide shit? [Re: King Klick]
    #16774059 - 09/02/12 01:03 AM (8 months, 16 days ago)

go in the secret room with a live webcam
blair with project #4


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Re: Where do parents hide shit? [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #16774062 - 09/02/12 01:03 AM (8 months, 16 days ago)

Is the person in your profile pictures a criminal chemotherapy patient?


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Re: Where do parents hide shit? [Re: frylock91]
    #16774063 - 09/02/12 01:03 AM (8 months, 16 days ago)

Check his Sock Drawer for sure. Maybe he slipped a sack into a clothing pocket. Check in books in case of book safe. Look around where he might keep his Liquor. Shit, I don't really condone any of this but you probably are determined, so good luck. Beware of things you may not want to see from your dad.


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Re: Where do parents hide shit? [Re: TranceInTheForest]
    #16774082 - 09/02/12 01:06 AM (8 months, 16 days ago)

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TranceInTheForest said:
Check his Sock Drawer for sure. Maybe he slipped a sack into a clothing pocket. Check in books in case of book safe. Look around where he might keep his Liquor. Shit, I don't really condone any of this but you probably are determined, so good luck. Beware of things you may not want to see from your dad.


He's fucked my drunk mom once in 21 years. Not to worried about that. :lol:


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The moment you refuse the human rights for just a few, what happens when that view includes you?-Chuck D.

The X I got won't find you treasure, it'll leave you rollin so hard you leave in a stretcher-Chris Webby


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Re: Where do parents hide shit? [Re: King Klick] * 1
    #16774089 - 09/02/12 01:08 AM (8 months, 16 days ago)

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He's fucked my drunk mom once in 21 years. Not to worried about that. :lol:


It sounds like you are going to stumble upon a 'fleshlight', son.


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Re: Where do parents hide shit? [Re: King Klick]
    #16774096 - 09/02/12 01:09 AM (8 months, 16 days ago)

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King Klick said:
Quote:

TranceInTheForest said:
Check his Sock Drawer for sure. Maybe he slipped a sack into a clothing pocket. Check in books in case of book safe. Look around where he might keep his Liquor. Shit, I don't really condone any of this but you probably are determined, so good luck. Beware of things you may not want to see from your dad.


He's fucked my drunk mom once in 21 years. Not to worried about that. :lol:


get off shroomery & into the secret room & bring back pictures & stuff


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Re: Where do parents hide shit? [Re: SoreSpore]
    #16774097 - 09/02/12 01:09 AM (8 months, 16 days ago)

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SoreSpore said:
Quote:

King Klick said:
He's fucked my drunk mom once in 21 years. Not to worried about that. :lol:


It sounds like you are going to stumble upon a 'fleshlight', son.


:lmafo:


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Re: Where do parents hide shit? [Re: King Klick]
    #16774117 - 09/02/12 01:14 AM (8 months, 16 days ago)

you're gonna look in his sock drawer and find a gaint black dildo


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Re: Where do parents hide shit? [Re: Salomon]
    #16774127 - 09/02/12 01:16 AM (8 months, 16 days ago)

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you're gonna look in his sock drawer and find a gaint black dildo


If i'm lucky. :whatwhat:


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The moment you refuse the human rights for just a few, what happens when that view includes you?-Chuck D.

The X I got won't find you treasure, it'll leave you rollin so hard you leave in a stretcher-Chris Webby


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Re: Where do parents hide shit? [Re: King Klick]
    #16774134 - 09/02/12 01:18 AM (8 months, 16 days ago)

go fuckin search im excited about what hes hiding


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Re: Where do parents hide shit? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #16774141 - 09/02/12 01:19 AM (8 months, 16 days ago)

What if OP finds child porn?


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Re: Where do parents hide shit? [Re: Salomon]
    #16774147 - 09/02/12 01:20 AM (8 months, 16 days ago)

And I will shop for one. And ranch dressing.


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Re: Where do parents hide shit? [Re: SoreSpore]
    #16774154 - 09/02/12 01:21 AM (8 months, 16 days ago)

Idk if that would be funny, or just sad and disturbing.


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