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OfflineSheekleS
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Wut the fuk man
    #16720977 - 08/18/12 04:43 PM (8 months, 27 days ago)

Dude everytime i chill with this dude him and this girl just fuckin like flirt and talk and like massage each other leavin me out of the convo a decent portion of the time why would they even invite me over stupid as fuck like itll be the three of us just sittin there and ill be almost ignored like a decent percentage its rude

any of u know people that do this shit like wtf


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Re: Wut the fuk man [Re: Sheekle]
    #16720982 - 08/18/12 04:45 PM (8 months, 27 days ago)

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Sheekle said:
Dude everytime i chill with this dude him and this girl just fuckin like flirt and talk and like massage each other leavin me out of the convo a decent portion of the time why would they even invite me over stupid as fuck like itll be the three of us just sittin there and ill be almost ignored like a decent percentage its rude

any of u know people that do this shit like wtf




Just ask if you can join in the talking and massaging.


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Re: Wut the fuk man [Re: Sheekle]
    #16720983 - 08/18/12 04:45 PM (8 months, 27 days ago)

DSHSB.  Your choice.


In all seriousness this sounds like the PERFECT opportunity to get to know someone off of okcupid via messages then invite them to your friends' for video games, pizza, discussion, bong rips, a few beers, a little liquor, just some fun times.



Often easier to get a girl to chill with you with another couple than by yourself.  Also provides instant entertainment, gives you a great opportunity to qualify her and figure out of she meets the muster, etc. etc.


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Re: Wut the fuk man [Re: Sheekle] * 9
    #16720984 - 08/18/12 04:45 PM (8 months, 27 days ago)

They are both waiting for you to pull out your wiener


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Re: Wut the fuk man [Re: Sheekle]
    #16720988 - 08/18/12 04:46 PM (8 months, 27 days ago)

I dunno everything is happy and fine


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Re: Wut the fuk man [Re: DeadHearts]
    #16720991 - 08/18/12 04:46 PM (8 months, 27 days ago)

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DeadHearts said:
They are both waiting for you to pull out your wiener




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Re: Wut the fuk man [Re: Sheekle]
    #16721019 - 08/18/12 04:51 PM (8 months, 27 days ago)

I'd pull my cawk and jizz on them

ahhh shiat u beet me too it deadhearts



Ye I have had shit like that I just leave


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Re: Wut the fuk man [Re: nice1] * 4
    #16721024 - 08/18/12 04:52 PM (8 months, 27 days ago)

lots of sound advice in here.


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Re: Wut the fuk man [Re: Hologram]
    #16721104 - 08/18/12 05:08 PM (8 months, 27 days ago)

every time they start ignoring you just start talking really loud.


















and you should probably pull out your wiener


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Re: Wut the fuk man [Re: Sheekle]
    #16721116 - 08/18/12 05:12 PM (8 months, 27 days ago)

i would take that as my cue to leave.


but in all seriousness.......
















dshsb :datass:


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Re: Wut the fuk man [Re: zZZz]
    #16721121 - 08/18/12 05:13 PM (8 months, 27 days ago)

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zZZz said:
i would take that as my cue to leave.




QFT


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Re: Wut the fuk man [Re: zZZz]
    #16721140 - 08/18/12 05:17 PM (8 months, 27 days ago)

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zZZz said:
i would take that as my cue to leave.


but in all seriousness.......
















dshsb :datass:




QFT.. lol


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Re: Wut the fuk man [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #16721371 - 08/18/12 06:03 PM (8 months, 27 days ago)

3 is a crowd. :thisisheavyman:


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Re: Wut the fuk man [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #16721380 - 08/18/12 06:05 PM (8 months, 27 days ago)

Yeah usually when im in the back seat. :lol:


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Re: Wut the fuk man [Re: Sheekle]
    #16721385 - 08/18/12 06:07 PM (8 months, 27 days ago)

Lol, that's how my brother and his girlfriend were the first few months of their relationship. If we were all three together it might as well have been a group of dude and some douche on the side.


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Re: Wut the fuk man [Re: Sheekle]
    #16721408 - 08/18/12 06:12 PM (8 months, 27 days ago)

I know exactly what you mean... Two of my previous friends started dating and would invite me over to hang out.. It would just be the three of us sitting there all awkwardly smoking weed. one time I stepped outside for a smoke and they locked the door and went up to their room to fuck. needless to say I left, but ten minutes later they were calling wondering where I went. they became complete fucking asshole to me and all their friends. Now they only hang out with each other... It's going to suck for them when they break up and don't have any friends.


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Re: Wut the fuk man [Re: TPD]
    #16721460 - 08/18/12 06:23 PM (8 months, 27 days ago)

when im around girls, every other guy is blind to me. it happens..


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Re: Wut the fuk man [Re: zZZz]
    #16725950 - 08/19/12 01:06 PM (8 months, 27 days ago)

Being a third wheel, eh?


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Re: Wut the fuk man [Re: e7add9]
    #16725978 - 08/19/12 01:12 PM (8 months, 26 days ago)

You should just start talking something that you can just go on and on about like a book or a long movie or something. And start to casually take off your clothes.


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Re: Wut the fuk man [Re: jamminshaman]
    #16726007 - 08/19/12 01:16 PM (8 months, 26 days ago)

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jamminshaman said:
And start to casually take off your clothes.




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