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Deadkndys420
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: CounterCulturest]
#16694764 - 08/13/12 05:44 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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CounterCulturest said: No way. This was a clever.
No I meant clever because whoever made this was clever enough to trick you fools !
I'm with the other few people. That color is way off for cooked blood[/b].
Nowhere does it say she cooked it before baking it into the cookies..
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Deadkndys420]
#16694798 - 08/13/12 05:51 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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CounterCulturest said: No way. This was a clever.
No I meant clever because whoever made this was clever enough to trick you fools !
I'm with the other few people. That color is way off for cooked blood[.
Nowhere does it say she cooked it before baking it into the cookies..
you're obviously a chef.
i got my eye on you.
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: druqs]
#16694879 - 08/13/12 06:07 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Am I the only one who doesn't think this is gross?
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: sanchothestoner]
#16694996 - 08/13/12 06:27 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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sanchothestoner said: Am I the only one who doesn't think this is gross?
Yes.
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: sanchothestoner]
#16695076 - 08/13/12 06:39 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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sanchothestoner said: Am I the only one who doesn't think this is gross?
absolutely.
But really though, people eat the placenta, this is about on par with that debauchery.
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Deadkndys420]
#16695108 - 08/13/12 06:44 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Beefy1]
#16695132 - 08/13/12 06:48 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Beefy1 said: Gotta be fake.
Doesn't blood turn black after a little while?
well, the truth is, blood would turn BROWN as shit if you cooked it, so the pink is definitely food coloring. However, I could see a woman doing this. But yeah, I think it's fake red dye in a jar, even the blood drip on the ground looks fake also. Although I wouldn't mind seeing her legs spread
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: imachavel]
#16695134 - 08/13/12 06:48 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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funegi said: all grossness aside, it is quite a utilitarian idea--a meal that consists of all the essential nutrients, and its a meal and a desert all in one, and its non wateful of precious vag. juices.
Theres nutrients in blood?
What do you think blood is? It's the lifeline to the cells of the body. Of course there's nutrients in it.
i didnt know it was nutritous either
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Sheekle]
#16695240 - 08/13/12 07:11 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Gross lol
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#16696196 - 08/13/12 10:17 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hahahaha fucking ...I love you guys. Again...what a disgusting dirty pig this bitch is. I'd like to box her head like a piñata! N hell I'm not a violent person but 1 minute she's collecting PERIOD BLOOD ( aka the grossest shit in the galaxy) then she's all martha stewart baaking the shit into cookies. Must.punch.face & for the " am I the only one who doesn't find this disgusting?" Bro. Please tell us your kidding. If not... can I offer u a delicious tiolet salad or a dog turd sandwich maybe? Glass of piss? Ehh? Cmon mannnnn ferreal. As stated above...maybe semen cakes from yer x are worse...oh i'd kill over that nonsense. Peace&love kids!
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Oeric McKenna]
#16696651 - 08/13/12 11:58 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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vagina blood iz just gross
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#16696817 - 08/14/12 12:50 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah, grosser than blood from any other part of the body, right?
Does no one calling the girl in the OP gross eat meat? There is usually just a little bit of blood left in the muscle fibers of most meat before it's cooked. Not the red/pink juice you see, but it's there.
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: MorphinTime]
#16696836 - 08/14/12 12:57 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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yeah, but the blood in my hamburger wasn't shed from the walls of the cow's uterus, passed through a stanky vagina full of bacteria and all sorts of other nasty shit, stored in a jar for a year and baked into cookies.
I still say they're made from red velvet cake mix and she's a bitch just trying to start shit.
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Beefy1]
#16696858 - 08/14/12 01:04 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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All meat is full of bacteria. That's why you store it in a cold place to inhibit the growth of bacteria or salt/cure it to make the meat inhospitable to most bacteria, and why it's recommended you cook it before you eat it.
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: MorphinTime]
#16696876 - 08/14/12 01:12 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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There's no way she was just keeping that for an entire year. It would start growing all sorts of nasty shit.
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: hawksapprentice]
#16696907 - 08/14/12 01:23 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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If it was kept refrigerated it probably wouldn't.
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: MorphinTime]
#16696922 - 08/14/12 01:32 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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For a year? Yes it would. Unless she put preservatives it would go bad. And it wouldn't keep that read color. The they would oxidize since she's opening the jar again and again to keep adding menstrual blood. It would definitely end up contaminated.
Open up a container of sour cream or any other nutritive substance, open it for a minute or two every month, and see how long it takes to start growing something.
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: MorphinTime]
#16696932 - 08/14/12 01:35 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hey power ranger dude. You're fuckin nasty. Beefy1. Spot on. Vag blood is fuckin nasty. Even women will say the same. They used to have to crawl to the edge of the village during that time... Dude! Steak blood- period blood. Not the same! Not that we want steak blood even in our cookies you sick fuck. Fuckin power rangers...period blood! What else are you a fan of? Prison rapes? Trannys? & what next maggot pizzas yumm. HA!
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Oeric McKenna]
#16696990 - 08/14/12 02:02 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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hawksapprentice said: For a year? Yes it would. Unless she put preservatives it would go bad. And it wouldn't keep that read color. The they would oxidize since she's opening the jar again and again to keep adding menstrual blood. It would definitely end up contaminated.
Open up a container of sour cream or any other nutritive substance, open it for a minute or two every month, and see how long it takes to start growing something.
It wouldn't last a year, but donated blood can be kept around 6 weeks at 35 F (I think). Of course it's not exposed to air every 4 weeks or so. I've never tried to store blood, I have no idea how long it takes for growth to start colonizing in a medium of pure human blood. I wasn't trying to imply her menstrual blood would be fine for a year in the fridge, just that storing it in a lower temp would retard some of the growth. Besides, if she really does bake it into cookies it's probably not very harmful to her.
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Blood doesn't bother me, therefore I must be gross.
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They used to have to crawl to the edge of the village during that time...
Gee, I wonder why when here in 2012 there are still folks terrified of and grossed out by vag blood.
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Dude! Steak blood- period blood. Not the same! Not that we want steak blood even in our cookies you sick fuck. Fuckin power rangers...period blood! What else are you a fan of? Prison rapes? Trannys? & what next maggot pizzas yumm. HA!
I'm not a fan of schoolyard-style arguments. I'm also not a fan of wanting to punch/beat women with uncommon interests and hobbies that don't harm anyone else. Peace & Love though, right?
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: MorphinTime]
#16697000 - 08/14/12 02:06 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Just breakin hard balls kid. As for the punch in the face. Just honesty. Yes. I honestly still wanna hit her. So? Its just one of those things. Nice little cookie trayssss. Bitch. & peace & love... well. That's how I am NORMALLY untill I see this random period blood cookie baker and just fucking snap out. We ALL have something that could make us snap. Yeah? You don't like schoolyard style arguements? Yes you do. & you like power rangers...and pussy blood. Hey! We could be friends!
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