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Humility
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: bloodsheen]
#16691239 - 08/13/12 01:59 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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I gotta tell my GF about this tomorrow. She's a "liberated" woman and always poo poos me for not being down for menstrual sex and just in general being averse to the whole thing. For her it's womanly, connecting with the moon, demonstrative of a healthy body, and she never has mood swings that *i've* noticed while on her period.
I wonder what she'll think of this.
For reals though I draw the line at storing jars of menstrual blood in the house or making period cookies on the same rack I cook fish. Simply unacceptable and shall not be tolerated.
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Shroomopotamus
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Humility]
#16691260 - 08/13/12 02:07 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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yall are gross quit talking about collecting/baking/eating & fucking period blood
im gonna go watch 2 girls 1 cup a few times to get my thoughts straightend out from this horrendous baking tale gone wrong
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Oeric McKenna
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#16691277 - 08/13/12 02:13 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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"Bitches be goin crazy" Man. I've never honestly wanted to go through with punching a chick in the face. Never...until now. Who here wants to punch her in the face? All the bs in the world and she's going out of her way to push period blood?? Fuck this
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Humility
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Oeric McKenna]
#16691328 - 08/13/12 02:28 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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oh puh-leeze. This story isn't nearly as bad as it could be.
Ever heard the tales of men eating semen-cakes and semen brownies prepared by their (but they didn't know it yet) ex-gfs who would go fuck some dude, have him nut in her mouth or pussy/condom and then pour the contents into a cake that's baked for her wonderful boyfriend to eat before she breaks up with him?
Imagine some bitch making you "red-velvet cake". The fucked up thing is that I LOVE red velvet cake. Thankfully I'm a great baker so I either bake myself of me and the girls I've baked with bake together . I don't want no suspect, semen-treats.
Wind up like OJ with bloody gloves on your property and shit behind that. I wish some bitch would feed me period food.
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Shroom_i
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Humility]
#16691372 - 08/13/12 02:44 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Humility said: Wind up like OJ with bloody gloves on your property and shit behind that. I wish some bitch would feed me period food.
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moonrockmushy
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Shroom_i]
#16691377 - 08/13/12 02:47 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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She should open a restaraunt with those 4chan guys who save their semen in 2 liter bottles. Milk 'n' cookies
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Deadkndys420]
#16691399 - 08/13/12 02:54 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: moonrockmushy]
#16691691 - 08/13/12 05:16 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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moonrockmushy said: She should open a restaraunt with those 4chan guys who save their semen in 2 liter bottles. Milk 'n' cookies
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: daz01]
#16691732 - 08/13/12 05:43 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: The Boat]
#16691768 - 08/13/12 06:04 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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She actually looks really sexy besides the cookies. looks like she doesn't need allot of attention which is good.
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: tospace]
#16691771 - 08/13/12 06:05 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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funegi
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: The Boat]
#16691785 - 08/13/12 06:11 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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all grossness aside, it is quite a utilitarian idea--a meal that consists of all the essential nutrients, and its a meal and a desert all in one, and its non wateful of precious vag. juices.
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: casket]
#16691791 - 08/13/12 06:14 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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the color looks off for cooked blood.
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: funegi]
#16691794 - 08/13/12 06:15 AM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm hungry Who has milk?
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Deadkndys420
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: funegi]
#16694133 - 08/13/12 04:02 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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funegi said: all grossness aside, it is quite a utilitarian idea--a meal that consists of all the essential nutrients, and its a meal and a desert all in one, and its non wateful of precious vag. juices.
Theres nutrients in blood?
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Deadkndys420]
#16694340 - 08/13/12 04:36 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Absent Minded]
#16694370 - 08/13/12 04:39 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol at fucking hipsters
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Dark_Star
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Deadkndys420]
#16694700 - 08/13/12 05:35 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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Deadkndys420 said:
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funegi said: all grossness aside, it is quite a utilitarian idea--a meal that consists of all the essential nutrients, and its a meal and a desert all in one, and its non wateful of precious vag. juices.
Theres nutrients in blood?
What do you think blood is? It's the lifeline to the cells of the body. Of course there's nutrients in it.
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Tripbin]
#16694704 - 08/13/12 05:35 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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That looks like the chick from the snuggery.
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CounterCulturest
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: CounterCulturest]
#16694726 - 08/13/12 05:37 PM (11 years, 7 months ago) |
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CounterCulturest said: No way. This was a clever.
No I meant clever because whoever made this was clever enough to trick you fools !
I'm with the other few people. That color is way off for cooked blood.
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