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Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies
    #16690943 - 08/13/12 02:34 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)





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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Deadkndys420] * 1
    #16690945 - 08/13/12 02:35 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Fucking hipsters man. :bored:


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Deadkndys420] * 1
    #16690947 - 08/13/12 02:36 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

there was nothing about cookies :gc:

oh i saw the edit.




i kinda wanna try one :datass:




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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Deadkndys420] * 5
    #16690948 - 08/13/12 02:37 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Deadkndys420] * 3
    #16690951 - 08/13/12 02:38 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

What is this I don't even


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Salomon]
    #16690959 - 08/13/12 02:39 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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"I made menstrual blood cookies..."




I suggest you read the first picture again..


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Deadkndys420] * 2
    #16690965 - 08/13/12 02:40 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

wwhhyyyy?!
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #16690970 - 08/13/12 02:42 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Woman needs a better hobby.


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: ToiletDuk] * 5
    #16690979 - 08/13/12 02:45 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

That's gotta be fake.

Red velvet cookies or some shit and a jar full of food coloring


If not,  that woman is seriously fucked in the head.


If I saved a years worth of jizz in a jar and made cookies out of it I'm pretty sure I'd be locked up somewhere.


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #16690982 - 08/13/12 02:46 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

That does not sound like a delicious cookie recipe.....plus it really takes the thunder out of my double cum ceviché recipe.


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Alabama Slim]
    #16690984 - 08/13/12 02:48 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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That's gotta be fake.




Well, her name is apparently "cuntbarf" so...


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: bryguy]
    #16690996 - 08/13/12 02:50 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Bitches be crazy bro


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #16691002 - 08/13/12 02:53 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

:woooaaahhh:

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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: nooneman]
    #16691090 - 08/13/12 03:17 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

:itwasgoodforme:


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #16691104 - 08/13/12 03:21 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Gotta be fake.

Doesn't blood turn black after a little while?


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Beefy1]
    #16691115 - 08/13/12 03:23 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

I think thats only if its dried.


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #16691126 - 08/13/12 03:26 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

No way. This was a clever.


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: CounterCulturest]
    #16691140 - 08/13/12 03:28 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

its not clever its fucked up beyond belief


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #16691194 - 08/13/12 03:44 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

:ohgodpleaseno:


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Robo Shaman]
    #16691202 - 08/13/12 03:47 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: bloodsheen]
    #16691239 - 08/13/12 03:59 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

:smilingpuppy:


I gotta tell my GF about this tomorrow.  She's a "liberated" woman and always poo poos me for not being down for menstrual sex and just in general being averse to the whole thing.  For her it's womanly, connecting with the moon, demonstrative of a healthy body, and she never has mood swings that *i've* noticed while on her period.



I wonder what she'll think of this.


For reals though I draw the line at storing jars of menstrual blood in the house or making period cookies on the same rack I cook fish.  Simply unacceptable and shall not be tolerated.


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Humility]
    #16691260 - 08/13/12 04:07 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

yall are gross quit talking about collecting/baking/eating & fucking period blood

im gonna go watch 2 girls 1 cup a few times to get my thoughts straightend out from this horrendous baking tale gone wrong


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #16691277 - 08/13/12 04:13 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

"Bitches be goin crazy"
Man. I've never honestly wanted to go through with punching a chick in the face.
Never...until now.
Who here wants to punch her in the face?
All the bs in the world and she's going out of her way to push period blood?? Fuck this


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Oeric McKenna]
    #16691328 - 08/13/12 04:28 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

oh puh-leeze.  This story isn't nearly as bad as it could be.


Ever heard the tales of men eating semen-cakes and semen brownies prepared by their (but they didn't know it yet) ex-gfs who would go fuck some dude, have him nut in her mouth or pussy/condom and then pour the contents into a cake that's baked for her wonderful boyfriend to eat before she breaks up with him?



Imagine some bitch making you "red-velvet cake".  The fucked up thing is that I LOVE red velvet cake.  Thankfully I'm a great baker so I either bake myself of me and the girls I've baked with bake together :smile:.  I don't want no suspect, semen-treats.

Wind up like OJ with bloody gloves on your property and shit behind that.  I wish some bitch would feed me period food.


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Humility]
    #16691372 - 08/13/12 04:44 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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Wind up like OJ with bloody gloves on your property and shit behind that.  I wish some bitch would feed me period food.




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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Shroom_i]
    #16691377 - 08/13/12 04:47 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

She should open a restaraunt with those 4chan guys who save their semen in 2 liter bottles.  Milk 'n' cookies


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #16691399 - 08/13/12 04:54 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

:omfg:


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    #16691691 - 08/13/12 07:16 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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She should open a restaraunt with those 4chan guys who save their semen in 2 liter bottles.  Milk 'n' cookies



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    #16691732 - 08/13/12 07:43 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

:awewtf:


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: The Boat]
    #16691768 - 08/13/12 08:04 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

She actually looks really sexy besides the cookies.  looks like she doesn't need allot of attention which is good.


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: tospace]
    #16691771 - 08/13/12 08:05 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

:itwasgoodforme:


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: The Boat]
    #16691785 - 08/13/12 08:11 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

all grossness aside, it is quite a utilitarian idea--a meal that consists of all the essential nutrients, and its a meal and a desert all in one, and its non wateful of precious vag. juices.


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: casket]
    #16691791 - 08/13/12 08:14 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

the color looks off for cooked blood.


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: funegi]
    #16691794 - 08/13/12 08:15 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

I'm hungry Who has milk?


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: funegi]
    #16694133 - 08/13/12 06:02 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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all grossness aside, it is quite a utilitarian idea--a meal that consists of all the essential nutrients, and its a meal and a desert all in one, and its non wateful of precious vag. juices.



Theres nutrients in blood?


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #16694340 - 08/13/12 06:36 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

:blowmybrainsout::blowmybrainsout::blowmybrainsout::blowmybrainsout::blowmybrainsout:


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Absent Minded]
    #16694370 - 08/13/12 06:39 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

lol at fucking hipsters


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #16694700 - 08/13/12 07:35 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

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all grossness aside, it is quite a utilitarian idea--a meal that consists of all the essential nutrients, and its a meal and a desert all in one, and its non wateful of precious vag. juices.



Theres nutrients in blood?




:facepalm: What do you think blood is? It's the lifeline to the cells of the body. Of course there's nutrients in it.


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Tripbin]
    #16694704 - 08/13/12 07:35 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

That looks like the chick from the snuggery.


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: CounterCulturest]
    #16694726 - 08/13/12 07:37 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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No way. This was a clever.





No I meant clever because whoever made this was clever enough to trick you fools !

I'm with the other few people. That color is way off for cooked blood.


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: CounterCulturest]
    #16694764 - 08/13/12 07:44 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

CounterCulturest said:
No way. This was a clever.





No I meant clever because whoever made this was clever enough to trick you fools !

I'm with the other few people. That color is way off for cooked blood[/b].



Nowhere does it say she cooked it before baking it into the cookies..


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #16694798 - 08/13/12 07:51 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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Deadkndys420 said:
Quote:

CounterCulturest said:
Quote:

CounterCulturest said:
No way. This was a clever.





No I meant clever because whoever made this was clever enough to trick you fools !

I'm with the other few people. That color is way off for cooked blood[.



Nowhere does it say she cooked it before baking it into the cookies..




you're obviously a chef. :rolleyes:



i got my eye on you.


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: druqs]
    #16694879 - 08/13/12 08:07 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Am I the only one who doesn't think this is gross?


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #16694996 - 08/13/12 08:27 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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Am I the only one who doesn't think this is gross?



Yes.


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #16695076 - 08/13/12 08:39 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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Am I the only one who doesn't think this is gross?




absolutely.

But really though, people eat the placenta, this is about on par with that debauchery.


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #16695108 - 08/13/12 08:44 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Beefy1]
    #16695132 - 08/13/12 08:48 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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Gotta be fake.

Doesn't blood turn black after a little while?




well, the truth is, blood would turn BROWN as shit if you cooked it, so the pink is definitely food coloring. However, I could see a woman doing this. But yeah, I think it's fake red dye in a jar, even the blood drip on the ground looks fake also. Although I wouldn't mind seeing her legs spread :shrug:


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: imachavel]
    #16695134 - 08/13/12 08:48 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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all grossness aside, it is quite a utilitarian idea--a meal that consists of all the essential nutrients, and its a meal and a desert all in one, and its non wateful of precious vag. juices.



Theres nutrients in blood?




:facepalm: What do you think blood is? It's the lifeline to the cells of the body. Of course there's nutrients in it.



i didnt know it was nutritous either


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Sheekle]
    #16695240 - 08/13/12 09:11 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Gross lol


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #16696196 - 08/14/12 12:17 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Hahahaha fucking ...I love you guys.
Again...what a disgusting dirty pig this bitch is. I'd like to box her head like a piñata!
N hell I'm not a violent person but 1 minute she's collecting PERIOD BLOOD ( aka the grossest shit in the galaxy) then she's all martha stewart baaking the shit into cookies. Must.punch.face
    & for the " am I the only one who doesn't find this disgusting?"  Bro. Please tell us your kidding.
If not... can I offer u a delicious tiolet salad or a dog turd sandwich maybe?  Glass of piss? Ehh?
Cmon mannnnn ferreal. As stated above...maybe semen cakes from yer x are worse...oh i'd kill over that nonsense. Peace&love kids!


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Oeric McKenna]
    #16696651 - 08/14/12 01:58 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

vagina blood iz just gross


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #16696817 - 08/14/12 02:50 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah, grosser than blood from any other part of the body, right? :rolleyes:

Does no one calling the girl in the OP gross eat meat?  There is usually just a little bit of blood left in the muscle fibers of most meat before it's cooked.  Not the red/pink juice you see, but it's there.


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: MorphinTime]
    #16696836 - 08/14/12 02:57 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

yeah, but the blood in my hamburger wasn't shed from the walls of the cow's uterus,  passed through a stanky vagina full of bacteria and all sorts of other nasty shit,  stored in a jar for a year and baked into cookies.



I still say they're made from red velvet cake mix and she's a bitch just trying to start shit.


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Beefy1]
    #16696858 - 08/14/12 03:04 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

All meat is full of bacteria.  That's why you store it in a cold place to inhibit the growth of bacteria or salt/cure it to make the meat inhospitable to most bacteria, and why it's recommended you cook it before you eat it.


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: MorphinTime]
    #16696876 - 08/14/12 03:12 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

There's no way she was just keeping that for an entire year.  It would start growing all sorts of nasty shit.


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: hawksapprentice]
    #16696907 - 08/14/12 03:23 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

If it was kept refrigerated it probably wouldn't.


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: MorphinTime]
    #16696922 - 08/14/12 03:32 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

For a year?  Yes it would.  Unless she put preservatives it would go bad.  And it wouldn't keep that read color.  The they would oxidize since she's opening the jar again and again to keep adding menstrual blood.  It would definitely end up contaminated. 


Open up a container of sour cream or any other nutritive substance, open it for a minute or two every month, and see how long it takes to start growing something.


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: MorphinTime]
    #16696932 - 08/14/12 03:35 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Hey power ranger dude. You're fuckin nasty. Beefy1. Spot on.
Vag blood is fuckin nasty. Even women will say the same.
They used to have to crawl to the edge of the village during that time...
Dude!  Steak blood- period blood. Not the same! Not that we want steak blood even in our cookies you sick fuck.  Fuckin power rangers...period blood! What else are you a fan of? Prison rapes? Trannys?  & what next maggot pizzas yumm.  HA!


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Oeric McKenna]
    #16696990 - 08/14/12 04:02 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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For a year?  Yes it would.  Unless she put preservatives it would go bad.  And it wouldn't keep that read color.  The they would oxidize since she's opening the jar again and again to keep adding menstrual blood.  It would definitely end up contaminated. 


Open up a container of sour cream or any other nutritive substance, open it for a minute or two every month, and see how long it takes to start growing something.





It wouldn't last a year, but donated blood can be kept around 6 weeks at 35 F (I think).  Of course it's not exposed to air every 4 weeks or so.  I've never tried to store blood, I have no idea how long it takes for growth to start colonizing in a medium of pure human blood.  I wasn't trying to imply her menstrual blood would be fine for a year in the fridge, just that storing it in a lower temp would retard some of the growth.  Besides, if she really does bake it into cookies it's probably not very harmful to her.



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Hey power ranger dude. You're fuckin nasty. Beefy1. Spot on.
Vag blood is fuckin nasty. Even women will say the same.




Blood doesn't bother me, therefore I must be gross.


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They used to have to crawl to the edge of the village during that time...




Gee, I wonder why when here in 2012 there are still folks terrified of and grossed out by vag blood.

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Dude!  Steak blood- period blood. Not the same! Not that we want steak blood even in our cookies you sick fuck.  Fuckin power rangers...period blood! What else are you a fan of? Prison rapes? Trannys?  & what next maggot pizzas yumm.  HA!




I'm not a fan of schoolyard-style arguments.  I'm also not a fan of wanting to punch/beat women with uncommon interests and hobbies that don't harm anyone else.  Peace & Love though, right?


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: MorphinTime]
    #16697000 - 08/14/12 04:06 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Just breakin hard balls kid. As for the punch in the face. Just honesty.
Yes. I honestly still wanna hit her. So? Its just one of those things. Nice little cookie trayssss.
Bitch.
& peace & love... well. That's how I am NORMALLY untill I see this random period blood cookie baker and just fucking snap out. We ALL have something that could make us snap. Yeah?
You don't like schoolyard style arguements? Yes you do. & you like power rangers...and pussy blood.
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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Oeric McKenna]
    #16697005 - 08/14/12 04:08 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Also that blood would be clotted and VERY lumpy....obviously fake.


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: hawksapprentice]
    #16697090 - 08/14/12 04:49 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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Just breakin hard balls kid. As for the punch in the face. Just honesty.
Yes. I honestly still wanna hit her. So? Its just one of those things. Nice little cookie trayssss.
Bitch.
& peace & love... well. That's how I am NORMALLY untill I see this random period blood cookie baker and just fucking snap out.




If all it takes is reading an article about a woman who supposedly stores her menstrual blood and bakes it into cookies for you to want to physically harm her, I have a hard time believing you are for peace & love.  Sorry, I'm not buying it.  She's hurting no one, just doing something out of the ordinary.  She's for peace & love while you're for violence towards people who are different.


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We ALL have something that could make us snap. Yeah?




Sure, we all probably have something that could make us snap.  Maybe it just doesn't take much for you to snap.

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You don't like schoolyard style arguements? Yes you do.




No, I really don't.

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Not particularly

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I'm generally not friends with people who wish violence towards other non-violent people.




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Also that blood would be clotted and VERY lumpy....obviously fake.




Doesn't the female body release anticoagulants towards the end of the menstrual cycle?  Obviously the blood congeals on the uterine wall, but I thought anticoagulants were released if the body's hormones weren't at preg-levels.


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    #16697096 - 08/14/12 04:52 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Sheekle]
    #16697521 - 08/14/12 09:05 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Really? Sometimes with my background in A & P I take for granted that what I know about the human body isn't known by most.


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: MorphinTime]
    #16698634 - 08/14/12 02:19 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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Also that blood would be clotted and VERY lumpy....obviously fake.




Doesn't the female body release anticoagulants towards the end of the menstrual cycle?  Obviously the blood congeals on the uterine wall, but I thought anticoagulants were released if the body's hormones weren't at preg-levels.






Have you ever seen menstrual blood?  It definitely clots man.  This is fake...


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: hawksapprentice]
    #16698673 - 08/14/12 02:28 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

I wish this thread would go away I'm trying to enjoy my lunch here


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #16698915 - 08/14/12 03:20 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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Also that blood would be clotted and VERY lumpy....obviously fake.




This is exactly what I thought when I saw the jar. It looks like water with corn syrup and food coloring.

I consider myself open about my sexuality but I will never ever understand the allure of menstrual art or in this case -- baking. I'm not ashamed of what comes out of me but I certainly don't need to fucking fingerpaint with it. :facepalm:

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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: apassionplay]
    #16699219 - 08/14/12 04:25 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Can I finger paint with it?  :naughty:


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: hawksapprentice]
    #16700028 - 08/14/12 06:51 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

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Can I finger paint with it?  :naughty:



yes.  eg. to write names and ages.  maybe she can start a line of cakes too.
this idea is just such a gold mine. limitless possibilities!  i've already got my girl jucing her vag. 


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Re: Woman collects menstrual blood in jar to make cookies [Re: Deadkndys420]
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    #16741623 - 08/27/12 07:28 AM (2 years, 25 days ago)

The cookies look delicious.


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