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It came from the Funnies thread but warrants a poll. * 3
    #16645991 - 08/05/12 09:36 AM (9 months, 9 days ago)




Which one do you pick? For the $100 million chancers, vote whether I will roll Odd or Even with a dice. I will roll after about 20 people picked a choice and post the result later in the topic so you can see whether you were lucky.


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Which do you pick?
You may choose only one
CERTAINTY - of winning one million dollars
CHANCE - of winning a hundred million dollars (50%)
STAL - keep your money
CERTAINTY voters - how much do you regret not chancing the 100 million?
You may choose only one
I won't regret it at all, I GOT my million
No regrets I think
Not sure
I think I'd have some regret
Dude this would eat at me!
STAL - I dont feel much of anything really
CHANCE people, for $100.000.000, will I roll ODD or EVEN?
You may choose only one
ODD - 1,3,5
EVEN - 2,4,6
STAL - The dice will vanish before hitting the ground


Votes accepted from (08/05/12 01:36 AM) to (No end specified)
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Re: It came from the Funnies thread but warrants a poll. [Re: Wiccan_Seeker] * 1
    #16645998 - 08/05/12 09:39 AM (9 months, 9 days ago)

I actually sent that pic to my friend when I saw it. He chose the sure thing.

I picked 100 million


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Re: It came from the Funnies thread but warrants a poll. [Re: Wiccan_Seeker] * 1
    #16645999 - 08/05/12 09:39 AM (9 months, 9 days ago)

I voted Certainty, probably no regrets, but if I had chosen chance I would have picked Odd.


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Re: It came from the Funnies thread but warrants a poll. [Re: Wiccan_Seeker] * 2
    #16646005 - 08/05/12 09:41 AM (9 months, 9 days ago)

Certainty for sure. A million dollars is plenty money for me. :grin:


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Re: It came from the Funnies thread but warrants a poll. [Re: pyrate999] * 1
    #16646013 - 08/05/12 09:43 AM (9 months, 9 days ago)

I think it's way different if the the one million is 100% vs 99.9% likely.


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Re: It came from the Funnies thread but warrants a poll. [Re: Wiccan_Seeker] * 2
    #16646028 - 08/05/12 09:48 AM (9 months, 9 days ago)

:shrug:

I'm greedy enough to take the 1mil instantly and for certain, but not greedy enough to care about the 100 million I could win.

If I picked the 1mil, and found out if I pressed the button I would have won 100mil, I wouldn't care.

I could live a satisfying life on 1mil. I'd buy a 200grand house, and 80 grand car, and live in a small town. Use the rest for property taxes/insurance/food/bills.


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Re: It came from the Funnies thread but warrants a poll. [Re: Bundy] * 1
    #16646035 - 08/05/12 09:51 AM (9 months, 9 days ago)

Quote:

Bundy said:

If I picked the 1mil, and found out if I pressed the button I would have won 100mil, I wouldn't care.





I can 100% guarantee it would eat away at you for the rest of your life


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Re: It came from the Funnies thread but warrants a poll. [Re: Patlal] * 10
    #16646050 - 08/05/12 09:56 AM (9 months, 9 days ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

Bundy said:

If I picked the 1mil, and found out if I pressed the button I would have won 100mil, I wouldn't care.





I can 100% guarantee it would eat away at you for the rest of your life




I can think of a million reasons why I'd get over it pretty quickly.


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Re: It came from the Funnies thread but warrants a poll. [Re: Patlal] * 4
    #16646053 - 08/05/12 09:56 AM (9 months, 9 days ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

Bundy said:

If I picked the 1mil, and found out if I pressed the button I would have won 100mil, I wouldn't care.





I can 100% guarantee it would eat away at you for the rest of your life




Actually you can't.

Money doesn't make that much of an impact on me. I live in a shitty apartment, I don't own a car right now, and most likely never will. I make enough money to take care of my daughter, and pay all my bills.

After a long day of work, I come home, and my apartment doesn't seem so shitty.
I don't care that I don't have a car, because I work 10 minutes by foot away from my apartment.

My wife inherited 100,000$ when her dad died, and she gave me 2,000$ I literally had no idea what to do with it. So I saved it in my safe under the bed. And spent it all on shit for my daughter. My wife bought a car, and furnished our apartment.

:shrug: I'm wicked content with a million. Considering I will probably never even make a million my entire life. I'm cool with just a million.

Some people are super rich, some aren't. I don't envy the super rich.

Life is more fun when you are broke.


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Re: It came from the Funnies thread but warrants a poll. [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #16646060 - 08/05/12 09:59 AM (9 months, 9 days ago)

once they take taxes out of your million its only 500,000. I'm going to take the chance. life is for living not wishing you did.


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Re: It came from the Funnies thread but warrants a poll. [Re: guitaristjon22] * 1
    #16646064 - 08/05/12 10:00 AM (9 months, 9 days ago)

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once they take taxes out of your million its only 500,000. I'm going to take the chance. life is for living not wishing you did.





Excuse me, isnt a million (or half a million if you put it on your tax form) out of the blue living?


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Re: It came from the Funnies thread but warrants a poll. [Re: guitaristjon22] * 3
    #16646065 - 08/05/12 10:01 AM (9 months, 9 days ago)

take the 50/50

and then bet 25mil that i will lose

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Re: It came from the Funnies thread but warrants a poll. [Re: guitaristjon22] * 1
    #16646069 - 08/05/12 10:02 AM (9 months, 9 days ago)

Quote:

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once they take taxes out of your million its only 500,000.




Maybe. You could afford to hire a sharp accountant.


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Re: It came from the Funnies thread but warrants a poll. [Re: Doc_T] * 2
    #16646074 - 08/05/12 10:05 AM (9 months, 9 days ago)

Well, I don't know much about what federal takes out, but I know New York takes .12%

(that was the case when my wife got her 100,000)

and .12% out of 1mil is only a loss of 120,000$

I could live with that.


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Re: It came from the Funnies thread but warrants a poll. [Re: Doc_T] * 1
    #16646079 - 08/05/12 10:08 AM (9 months, 9 days ago)

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Doc_T said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

Bundy said:

If I picked the 1mil, and found out if I pressed the button I would have won 100mil, I wouldn't care.





I can 100% guarantee it would eat away at you for the rest of your life




I can think of a million reasons why I'd get over it pretty quickly.




I can think of 100 million reasons why you wouldn't


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Re: It came from the Funnies thread but warrants a poll. [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #16646084 - 08/05/12 10:11 AM (9 months, 9 days ago)

I voted for 100 milliion and roll with even.


I know I can already make enough money in my life.... this would just make it to where I'd be set for life if I win..

If I don't, well, oh well, at least I had a good shot.


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Re: It came from the Funnies thread but warrants a poll. [Re: Bundy] * 1
    #16646091 - 08/05/12 10:12 AM (9 months, 9 days ago)

I'm going for 100 mill. Waiting for you to roll dem shits babe.


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Re: It came from the Funnies thread but warrants a poll. [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #16646104 - 08/05/12 10:16 AM (9 months, 9 days ago)

1 million dollar isn't a lot of money at all.

For a regular 9-5 guy with no entrepreneurial spirit, one million dollars can bump his annual salry from 50k to 80k a year. Which just bumps him up to the higher-middle class (that is if he doesn't do like 99% of the people would do and spend the capital immediately instead of waiting a year for the interest to come in). You can't even retire with a million


Now 100 million dollars. That's pretty much anything you can dream of. After tax, with like 3% interest, thats like 1.5 million disposable income per year... That's a new house, new ferrari, every piece of furniture you can dream of, maybe a boat a few ATV's etc...  And next year, you will get another 1.5 mil...

(a 3% interest rate was used for this example, which is very conservative)


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Re: It came from the Funnies thread but warrants a poll. [Re: Patlal] * 3
    #16646112 - 08/05/12 10:19 AM (9 months, 9 days ago)

I'd take my mil south of the border. :zaphod:


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Re: It came from the Funnies thread but warrants a poll. [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #16646118 - 08/05/12 10:21 AM (9 months, 9 days ago)

I bet a million to get a 50/50 chance of a fifty to one payout


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