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hiii98
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best beginner grow kit?
#16640579 - 08/03/12 05:27 PM (9 months, 15 days ago) |
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I have been trying for TWO YEARS now to grow damn mushrooms and have failed every time. I'm familiar with the proceedure but something always goes wrong. My question is what is the very best and fastest grow kit on the market? Bag or jars, doesnt matter, but it needs to be presterialized and i prefer not to wash/dunk method i just want to grow a mushroom or two. I've never tried mushrooms cube in my life, and have tried almost every other mind bending substance. Im an adult now and dont know anyone else who would even have these as i'm so sick of trying to grow one. Can this be simply purhased anywhere or a bag alread pre-inoculated? Someone IM me? Either way, i need to know what the fastest best bag/jar kit is that i can simply inoculate and leave alone until it turns into shrooms. I'm sooo frustrated and have now spend hundreds of dollars and over a year trying to grow just one.... Please help, and sorry for my stupidity, guess i dont have a green thumb.
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Re: best beginner grow kit? [Re: hiii98]
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Re: best beginner grow kit? [Re: hiii98]
#16640606 - 08/03/12 05:33 PM (9 months, 15 days ago) |
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what he said^
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hiii98
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as stated i've been doing this for 2 years, i've watched all these videos multiple times... still no luck.
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It worked for me and I'm a moron
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Re: best beginner grow kit? [Re: hiii98]
#16640638 - 08/03/12 05:39 PM (9 months, 15 days ago) |
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this is one of schroomery's vendors, this kit looks fully cultivated...just water it and i'll have mushrooms??? Is that legal (not that i care) and I'm in the US i'm not sure if thats an overseas site. I dont care anymore how i get them, i'd like to experience a mushroom before I get much older.... getting impatient 24 months later...
http://azarius.net/smartshop/magic-mushrooms/grow-kits/mini-mushroom-grow-kit-ready-to-grow/
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Pup Tentacle said: It worked for me and I'm a moron
well i'm lower than a moron because i cant get this to work, the video and doing the jars just got me 6 jars of fruit files and rot.
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Yeah man if you can't complete a simple pf tek then I guess its not ment to be ... Google works better for finding junk growkits .
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Re: best beginner grow kit? [Re: hiii98]
#16640680 - 08/03/12 05:48 PM (9 months, 15 days ago) |
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hiii98 said: as stated i've been doing this for 2 years, i've watched all these videos multiple times... still no luck.
Well, you are doing something wrong. These guys can help you figure out what if you let them. So let them, and stop wasting years of your life.
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Re: best beginner grow kit? [Re: hiii98]
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hiii98 said:
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Pup Tentacle said: It worked for me and I'm a moron
well i'm lower than a moron because i cant get this to work, the video and doing the jars just got me 6 jars of fruit files and rot.
I'm sorry man, I didn't mean anything like that by saying I was a moron. I apologize if you took it that way. Good luck, I'm sure you were frustrated enough without my help
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That's either a bad syringe or incorrect sterilization. You spent two years on this?
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Re: best beginner grow kit? [Re: hiii98]
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hiii98 said: this is one of schroomery's vendors, this kit looks fully cultivated...just water it and i'll have mushrooms??? Is that legal (not that i care) and I'm in the US i'm not sure if thats an overseas site. I dont care anymore how i get them, i'd like to experience a mushroom before I get much older.... getting impatient 24 months later...
http://azarius.net/smartshop/magic-mushrooms/grow-kits/mini-mushroom-grow-kit-ready-to-grow/
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"Shipping restrictions Please check if this product is legal in your country. We cannot ship this product to Australia, Brazil, Canada, Croatia (Hrvatska), Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Lithuania, Mauritius, Mexico, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Reunion Island, Russia, Slovenia, South Africa, Switzerland, Turkey, United Kingdom and United States."
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Re: best beginner grow kit? [Re: hiii98]
#16641367 - 08/03/12 09:36 PM (9 months, 15 days ago) |
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Come on man, you got us to help you. Try again, start a grow log and we can figure what's going wrong. It's just as easy to screw up a grow kit or presterilized jars/bags and if that happens it's harder to figure out what went wrong because you never know how they were prepared. Mt first grow I ordered some presterilized jars and made a batch of my own only a day after I inoculated those. 3/4 of the premade jars contaminated while 1/12 I made myself contamed. They're hardly foolproof because you still need to inoculate them and that is often where the problem lies.
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Re: best beginner grow kit? [Re: Kizzle]
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just alot of money, time, and general frustration at this point. I'm willing to start over AGAIN.... and I think Kizzle you were helping me at one time in the past. Maybe I'll just start from scratch and post my results like a blog on here. I'm not sure if that would annoy anyone though. I've made much more complicated uhhh compounds before but to this day the only thing i cannot make is mushrooms and its aggrivating. Again i'm willing to start over and go slowly step by step, but if there is a simple fool proof way, i would honestly just like to see some results at this point. Either way I look forward to your advice, layout a simple plan and I'll follow it. Just please steer me right.
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hiii98
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SimpleFarmer said: Read and follow to the T , no exceptions. http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/15223324 And RR videos
too many steps for me to screw up, especially when there are experts out there who have already done seveal of the steps for you (presteralized jars, grow bags ect...)
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Re: best beginner grow kit? [Re: hiii98]
#16641942 - 08/03/12 11:28 PM (9 months, 15 days ago) |
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yes but those things require shipping which puts them threw temp changes and who knows what maybe someone is shipping a box of trich home from college. Just make them yourself cheaper you know they were sterilized cause you did it you know the moisture is right because YOU followed the directions in pf tek.
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i would realy advise against purchasing any 'ready to grow' kits.
if you can get up to the point where you birth fully colonized jars, try using liter bottles. sounds silly, but it will help you get the idea.
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i have all my materials together, my next question is once i inoculate the jars i have these open holes in all of my jars... i believin the past this is how the fruit flies got in and ruined everything. dont you tape over the holes? do i put tape over the holes after the jars are pressure steralized? do i put tape on after innoculating? doesnt hte tape contain contaims that will ruin the jar? Finally when i heat up the needle to red hot then immediatly insert into the jar, wont the glowing red hot tube kill all the spores? Do i wait a minute or shoot in it immediatly? Little details like this need to be included in instructions IMO.
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