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 starfire_xes
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 New Criteria To Be Elected President..... 
#16638733 - 08/03/12 10:32 AM (9 months, 14 days ago) |
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After carefully watching the MSM's coverage, I've concluded these factors are the most important when considering who gets elected as POTUS:
1) Facebook Likes
2) Twitter Followers
3) Likability
4) Cool Factor
5) Skin Color
6) How Cute Family Is
7) Final Four Pick
8) Favorite Girl Scout Cookie
9) How Good You are on Kiss Cam
10)How much money you have
Feel free to add any other criteria you think are important... 
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 Dystopia
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 Re: New Criteria To Be Elected President..... [Re: starfire_xes]
#16638742 - 08/03/12 10:34 AM (9 months, 14 days ago) |
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10) Just steal the fucking thing. When you don't get called out on it, do it again!
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NizzyJones
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Re: New Criteria To Be Elected President..... [Re: starfire_xes]
#16638744 - 08/03/12 10:34 AM (9 months, 14 days ago) |
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I'm beginning to get the feeling the only people who watch CNN are the people who are outraged over how terrible it is (and it is).
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starfire_xes
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Re: New Criteria To Be Elected President..... [Re: starfire_xes]
#16639014 - 08/03/12 12:08 PM (9 months, 14 days ago) |
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Let's add another one: 12) How many people of different races and colors you can have standing behind you when you give a speech.
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Maitreya
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Re: New Criteria To Be Elected President..... [Re: starfire_xes]
#16639080 - 08/03/12 12:28 PM (9 months, 14 days ago) |
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13) The ratio of dong to balls.
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The Ecstatic
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Re: New Criteria To Be Elected President..... [Re: Maitreya]
#16639113 - 08/03/12 12:37 PM (9 months, 14 days ago) |
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14) Your ability to keep a good disaster from going to waste.
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abltsandwich
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Re: New Criteria To Be Elected President..... [Re: starfire_xes]
#16639128 - 08/03/12 12:40 PM (9 months, 14 days ago) |
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Hasn't it always been a popularity contest anyway? It's just a lot easier to see it now more than ever.
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