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 What to write on OkCupid profile? 
#16631372 - 08/02/12 01:01 AM (9 months, 13 days ago) |
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Well, I have an OkCupid profile and I'm just not sure where to fo with and what to write in my profile summary but I don't want to leave it blank ether.
Anyone have experience with making onlie profiles? 
I know it comes down to writing about yourself but I'm not sure what sort of angle to take yet but I'm thinking about it.
I'm thinking of even going to Starbucks or something and just writing whatever comes to mind when I'm out of my house, maybe that would inspire creativity or something.
Edited by Anonymous (08/02/12 01:03 AM)
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 King Klick
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Re: What to write on OkCupid profile? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#16631383 - 08/02/12 01:04 AM (9 months, 13 days ago) |
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Just post your hobbies, about your lifestyle, you wants. It's not hard. No need to play an angle. Do we have a shroomery online dating thread. Even though it's  
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Anonymous #1
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Re: What to write on OkCupid profile? [Re: King Klick]
#16631422 - 08/02/12 01:14 AM (9 months, 13 days ago) |
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King Klick said:
Just post your hobbies, about your lifestyle, you wants. It's not hard. No need to play an angle. Do we have a shroomery online dating thread. Even though it's
Yeah. I don't want it to sound so generic though? I don't think.
Like - I like skateboarding, music, jamming, movies, hanging out, outdoors, video games, etc.......
In what I'm doing section I could write "Hanging out, and working between music and videography" since I might do some stuff with filming. 
Maybe generic is good though haha idk. At least in the favorite music and films section it shows my taste isn't really 'generic', pop radio mtv movie type a stuff. 
Edited by Anonymous (08/02/12 01:16 AM)
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Re: What to write on OkCupid profile? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#16631426 - 08/02/12 01:16 AM (9 months, 13 days ago) |
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Anonymous said:
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King Klick said:
Just post your hobbies, about your lifestyle, you wants. It's not hard. No need to play an angle. Do we have a shroomery online dating thread. Even though it's
Yeah. I don't want it to sound so generic though? I don't think.
Like - I like skateboarding, music, jamming, movies, hanging out, outdoors, video games, etc.......
In what I'm doing section I could write "Hanging out, and working between music and videography" since I might do some stuff with filming.
Maybe generic is good though haha idk. At least in the favorite music and films section it shows my taste isn't really 'generic', pop radio mtv movie type a stuff.
And how old are you? this makes a big difference.
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Your god is dead, and i killed him.
The moment you refuse the human rights for just a few, what happens when that view includes you?-Chuck D.
The X I got won't find you treasure, it'll leave you rollin so hard you leave in a stretcher-Chris Webby
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Anonymous #1
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Re: What to write on OkCupid profile? [Re: King Klick]
#16631433 - 08/02/12 01:17 AM (9 months, 13 days ago) |
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Quote:
King Klick said:
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Anonymous said:
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King Klick said:
Just post your hobbies, about your lifestyle, you wants. It's not hard. No need to play an angle. Do we have a shroomery online dating thread. Even though it's
Yeah. I don't want it to sound so generic though? I don't think.
Like - I like skateboarding, music, jamming, movies, hanging out, outdoors, video games, etc.......
In what I'm doing section I could write "Hanging out, and working between music and videography" since I might do some stuff with filming.
Maybe generic is good though haha idk. At least in the favorite music and films section it shows my taste isn't really 'generic', pop radio mtv movie type a stuff.
And how old are you? this makes a big difference.
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Re: What to write on OkCupid profile? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#16631443 - 08/02/12 01:19 AM (9 months, 13 days ago) |
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Be straight up...
" the names xxxxxx and I'm here to get my dick wet!
I'm willing to act like we are actually trying to find a relationship knowing we both just want to fuck..
I don't want to look like a slut just as much as you so lets go out to McDonald's and a $3 movie then fuck in my back seat. If we enjoy it, fuck it we can do it a few weeks longer... but after that lets lose interest in eachother and move on to the next fuck....
I ain't here for love, I'm here for 'love's so lets love tonight in the parking lot of Burger king..
Oh ya ill need $2 for gas"
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Re: What to write on OkCupid profile? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#16631450 - 08/02/12 01:20 AM (9 months, 13 days ago) |
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Your 24 and you want to use an online dating website? Hmm...i think your better off on fuckbook.
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Your god is dead, and i killed him.
The moment you refuse the human rights for just a few, what happens when that view includes you?-Chuck D.
The X I got won't find you treasure, it'll leave you rollin so hard you leave in a stretcher-Chris Webby
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Anonymous #1
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Re: What to write on OkCupid profile? [Re: King Klick]
#16631482 - 08/02/12 01:29 AM (9 months, 13 days ago) |
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King Klick said:
Your 24 and you want to use an online dating website? Hmm...i think your better off on fuckbook.
Haha. Well it isn't really for dating. I guess really I'm interested to meet new people to hang out with. Maybe new friends, with sex on the side? I mean for hooking up I usually look at craigslist.
Where I lie it's boring as shit, socially so I think a profile is maybe a way to sort of branch out. New connections. I don't know. I'm really not looking to date, but to go out have fun and I'm sort of open to a relationship tho anyway. But yes I'm not actually dating but I also have craigslist for hooking up once in a while, and yeah I avoid people with disease and shit like that. I rarely hook up from there but have a couple times.
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Re: What to write on OkCupid profile? [Re: King Klick]
#16631486 - 08/02/12 01:29 AM (9 months, 13 days ago) |
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My profile:
I am a guy that is building a life on the crazy shit I think when I am tripping. I will gladly cut down the forest you call your life and sacrifice it to the fire I call my ego.
The only thing I can promise is that things between us will get wierd. Don't fear, I am the master of strange, but know that if you ever break my heart (like the needy bitch that you are) I will unleash the monster upon you.
Don't jack my style but feel free to use it for inspiration.
This is your chance to be a pimp ass mofo, don't come off like a bitch.
I'll toss you a freebie. 6 things you could never do without:
1. pu$$y
2. guns
3. anal
4. strippers
5. cocaine
6. abortions
I think that is a good angle for you.
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Re: What to write on OkCupid profile? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#16631490 - 08/02/12 01:30 AM (9 months, 13 days ago) |
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Try going on facebook and adding people in your area.
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Your god is dead, and i killed him.
The moment you refuse the human rights for just a few, what happens when that view includes you?-Chuck D.
The X I got won't find you treasure, it'll leave you rollin so hard you leave in a stretcher-Chris Webby
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Anonymous #1
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Re: What to write on OkCupid profile? [Re: King Klick]
#16631496 - 08/02/12 01:31 AM (9 months, 13 days ago) |
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King Klick said:
Try going on facebook and adding people in your area.
I don't have facebook anymore. 
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Re: What to write on OkCupid profile? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#16631505 - 08/02/12 01:33 AM (9 months, 13 days ago) |
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Anonymous said:
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King Klick said:
Try going on facebook and adding people in your area.
I don't have facebook anymore.
Bah that paranoia shit right? I fucking hate facebook but i need it to keep up with the circle, even though i hate people so much. On a side note does anyone know how to delete my smiley things? I want a different one for common use. 
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Your god is dead, and i killed him.
The moment you refuse the human rights for just a few, what happens when that view includes you?-Chuck D.
The X I got won't find you treasure, it'll leave you rollin so hard you leave in a stretcher-Chris Webby
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Re: What to write on OkCupid profile? [Re: King Klick]
#16631510 - 08/02/12 01:35 AM (9 months, 13 days ago) |
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Re: What to write on OkCupid profile? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#16631515 - 08/02/12 01:37 AM (9 months, 13 days ago) |
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http://www.shroomery.org/forums/clearsmileys.php
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i love you.  i had fucking 30 gay ass smileys in there.
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Your god is dead, and i killed him.
The moment you refuse the human rights for just a few, what happens when that view includes you?-Chuck D.
The X I got won't find you treasure, it'll leave you rollin so hard you leave in a stretcher-Chris Webby
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Anonymous #1
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Re: What to write on OkCupid profile? [Re: King Klick]
#16631547 - 08/02/12 01:46 AM (9 months, 13 days ago) |
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King Klick said:
Quote:
Anonymous said:
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King Klick said:
Try going on facebook and adding people in your area.
I don't have facebook anymore.
Bah that paranoia shit right? I fucking hate facebook but i need it to keep up with the circle, even though i hate people so much. On a side note does anyone know how to delete my smiley things? I want a different one for common use.
Yeah. Facebook just got weird after a while lol.
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Re: What to write on OkCupid profile? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#16632533 - 08/02/12 09:34 AM (9 months, 13 days ago) |
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How do you avoid people with disease on Craigslist?
LoL
I imagine your rigorous testing process goes something like this;
"Hey so.... you don't like have any diseases or anything right?
No??? OK..."
Next I bet you "avoid cops" when you buy hookers.
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Re: What to write on OkCupid profile? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#16633169 - 08/02/12 12:49 PM (9 months, 13 days ago) |
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moonrockmushy said:
Quote:
My profile:
I am a guy that is building a life on the crazy shit I think when I am tripping. I will gladly cut down the forest you call your life and sacrifice it to the fire I call my ego.
The only thing I can promise is that things between us will get wierd. Don't fear, I am the master of strange, but know that if you ever break my heart (like the needy bitch that you are) I will unleash the monster upon you.
Don't jack my style but feel free to use it for inspiration.
This is your chance to be a pimp ass mofo, don't come off like a bitch.
I'll toss you a freebie. 6 things you could never do without:
1. pu$$y
2. guns
3. anal
4. strippers
5. cocaine
6. abortions
I think that is a good angle for you.
Unless he's looking for a stripper/whore who wants to do coke & let him DSHSB & cum in her vag with no protection, then watch him shoot stuff & get an abortion... I don't think this angle is gonna work.
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If you have a cat, it would be a good idea to fart on it, as this will bring you much luck.
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Re: What to write on OkCupid profile? [Re: sun_spots]
#16633981 - 08/02/12 03:44 PM (9 months, 13 days ago) |
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^ you'd be surprised...
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Your god is dead, and i killed him.
The moment you refuse the human rights for just a few, what happens when that view includes you?-Chuck D.
The X I got won't find you treasure, it'll leave you rollin so hard you leave in a stretcher-Chris Webby
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Anonymous #1
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Re: What to write on OkCupid profile? [Re: sun_spots]
#16634122 - 08/02/12 04:08 PM (9 months, 13 days ago) |
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sun_spots said:
Quote:
moonrockmushy said:
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My profile:
I am a guy that is building a life on the crazy shit I think when I am tripping. I will gladly cut down the forest you call your life and sacrifice it to the fire I call my ego.
The only thing I can promise is that things between us will get wierd. Don't fear, I am the master of strange, but know that if you ever break my heart (like the needy bitch that you are) I will unleash the monster upon you.
Don't jack my style but feel free to use it for inspiration.
This is your chance to be a pimp ass mofo, don't come off like a bitch.
I'll toss you a freebie. 6 things you could never do without:
1. pu$$y
2. guns
3. anal
4. strippers
5. cocaine
6. abortions
I think that is a good angle for you.
Unless he's looking for a stripper/whore who wants to do coke & let him DSHSB & cum in her vag with no protection, then watch him shoot stuff & get an abortion... I don't think this angle is gonna work.
Yeah I'm not really looking for any of those haha.
I did come across a interesting article tho on writting profiles - http://morepecudum.wordpress.com/2011/09/27/reader-mailbag-how-to-make-a-good-okcupid-profile/
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Re: What to write on OkCupid profile? [Re: King Klick]
#16634128 - 08/02/12 04:09 PM (9 months, 13 days ago) |
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You wanna get laid on a dating site? Try "I like fat chicks and single moms" You'll be drowning in pussy.
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