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 BlackPeace
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 Re: My girlfriend is pregnant  [Re: At My Peak]
#16618404 - 07/30/12 09:04 PM (9 months, 12 days ago) |
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wait wait wait,
she is 67 and you are 14?
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wallthepaint
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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant [Re: At My Peak]
#16618417 - 07/30/12 09:05 PM (9 months, 12 days ago) |
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Explain to her CPS and Foster Homes, and what a fucked life that is for a kid to grow up in.
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BlackPeace
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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant [Re: BlackPeace]
#16618423 - 07/30/12 09:06 PM (9 months, 12 days ago) |
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If she is 67 she should not be pregnant and if you are 14 you should not be here...
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At My Peak
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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant [Re: BlackPeace]
#16618428 - 07/30/12 09:07 PM (9 months, 12 days ago) |
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Quote:
BlackPeace said:
wait wait wait,
she is 67 and you are 14?
No I was joking about that haha.
We are both 18
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Thankfully I have only had one scare. No kids yet. Your life is far from over but say goodbye to your freedom for the next fifteen years. 
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At My Peak
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Quote:
wallthepaint said:
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mellowparty
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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant [Re: At My Peak]
#16618492 - 07/30/12 09:19 PM (9 months, 12 days ago) |
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Jesus OP don't be a twat and kick her in the stomach. Problem solved 
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The Ecstatic
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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant [Re: mellowparty]
#16618532 - 07/30/12 09:28 PM (9 months, 12 days ago) |
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OP, tighten up.
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DuNeRaVeR
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Op no longer at his peak. Downhill slope from here.
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The Ecstatic
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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant [Re: DuNeRaVeR] 1
#16618548 - 07/30/12 09:32 PM (9 months, 12 days ago) |
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If there was OP stock, I'd be shorting the fuck out of it.
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At My Peak
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Quote:
DuNeRaVeR said:
Op no longer at his peak. Downhill slope from here.
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 unam sanctum
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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant [Re: At My Peak]
#16618588 - 07/30/12 09:39 PM (9 months, 12 days ago) |
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Quote:
The Ecstatic said:
OP is fucked.
Cut the brakes in her car.
Fuck that
op, you need to seriosly consider the potential to profit off an otherwise miserable situation.
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DuNeRaVeR
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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant [Re: At My Peak]
#16618594 - 07/30/12 09:40 PM (9 months, 12 days ago) |
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Quote:
At My Peak said:
Quote:
DuNeRaVeR said:
Op no longer at his peak. Downhill slope from here.
: crazy baby : lol, irony.
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Patlal
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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant [Re: At My Peak]
#16618620 - 07/30/12 09:48 PM (9 months, 12 days ago) |
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Quote:
At My Peak said:
Quote:
wallthepaint said:
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Its more like:
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floatingwater
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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant [Re: Patlal]
#16618930 - 07/30/12 10:44 PM (9 months, 12 days ago) |
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18 years old and considering the life or death of a human being, still can't have a beer legally.. 
Hope you make the right decision, whatever it may be. Good luck to you and your girl (and possibly baby girl)
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pfxtc
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well haha guess what happens when you have sex without a condom and without birth control
why are people so fucking retarded
holy shit this explains all the problems in this world
good going op.
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trampis
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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant [Re: At My Peak]
#16618993 - 07/30/12 10:56 PM (9 months, 12 days ago) |
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It is common for women to have a miscarriage the first time they become pregnant. Nature may "take care" of this for you.
If she makes it to three months then the child is probably going to make it.
Maybe you should just man the fuck up and start preparing to be a dad
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Salomon
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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant [Re: trampis] 2
#16619029 - 07/30/12 11:03 PM (9 months, 12 days ago) |
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start shooting an enema of abortion pills up your urethra before each time you have sex so you ejaculate baby killer
problem solved
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pfxtc
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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant [Re: Salomon]
#16619040 - 07/30/12 11:05 PM (9 months, 12 days ago) |
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Quote:
Salomon said:
start shooting an enema of abortion pills up your urethra before each time you have sex so you ejaculate baby killer
problem solved
this may seem completely random and strange
but i don't think i've ever had a conversation with you
THAT HAS CHANGED.. (if you respond to this)
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Salomon
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Re: My girlfriend is pregnant [Re: pfxtc]
#16619105 - 07/30/12 11:15 PM (9 months, 12 days ago) |
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Quote:
pfxtc said:
Quote:
Salomon said:
start shooting an enema of abortion pills up your urethra before each time you have sex so you ejaculate baby killer
problem solved
this may seem completely random and strange
but i don't think i've ever had a conversation with you
THAT HAS CHANGED.. (if you respond to this)
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