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Penguin1
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Anonymous #54]
#16530437 - 07/14/12 03:29 PM (9 months, 29 days ago) |
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I want to commit suicide!! I'm the mother of 2 grown children, wife of a selfish husband. Unemployed, depressed, thing that maybe I could inject air to vein to do it...all other options are out to me. I've lived a very traumatized life beginning when I was 8. Now over 1/2 century, things not better. Ideally, Carbone monoxide sounds great. But I have NO CAR, CAN'T LEAVE APT. on HOUSE ARREST FOR DUI. Anyone have thoughts? Not into Shrooms.
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Looking for easy way out. Thought maybe that I could inject a air bubble to veins. Think that can work?
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Rail_Gun
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Penguin1]
#16530482 - 07/14/12 03:39 PM (9 months, 29 days ago) |
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If you're on house arrest and an ankle bracelet and suicidal why do you care about house arrest? It's not like they'll throw your corpse in a jail cell. Even if they did who cares you won't need your broken down body anymore. Go jump off a bridge or tall building or shoot hour brains out or drink draino or hang yourself. Ending your life isn't hard if you have the courage to follow through. What's hard is working up the constitution to follow through. Welcome to ASH, sorry you're here.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Anonymous #54]
#16530963 - 07/14/12 05:46 PM (9 months, 29 days ago) |
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Anonymous said: I am trying to fight the impulse to end my life because I do not want to cause my daughter that kind of pain. I wonder if she would not be better off with someone healthy.
If you love her you'll do whatever possible to be there for her. She is better off with someone healthy, a healthy version of YOU.
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Anonymous said: My counselor suggested I find someone to fall in love with but he is just taking advantage of me.
What? If your counselor isn't helping you either he is not doing his job and it's your responsibility to find another or you aren't doing your job as a patient and following through with treatment. It's not your counselor's job to drag you by your hand. If the healing change doesn't come from inside of you no amount of therapy is ever going to work.
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Anonymous said: I can not get the respect of my boyfriend. No man will love me.
If you don't respect yourself why do you expect other people to?
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Anonymous said: I know this is a malfunction of my brain but I can not stop it this time.
If you recognize the problem is all in your mind, then yes you do have the power to stop it. The only people I would ever consider helpless are those that aren't even aware of how ill they are.
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Anonymous said: All I keep thinking is "I bet he would appreciate me if he woke up next to a dead body in the bed".
And I bet, no. If he doesn't respect you now why would your death seem anything more than pathetic to him? Furthermore, you'll be dead. What difference would it make to you if he appreciated you after you're dead and no longer exist?
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Psychasthenia]
#16531356 - 07/14/12 07:27 PM (9 months, 29 days ago) |
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Kurt Cobain style. You look at the graphs and a shotgun in the mouth is 99% effective, end of story.
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MissyKoneKo
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: timelapses]
#16534129 - 07/15/12 12:02 PM (9 months, 28 days ago) |
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I have felt like I want to kill myself but there is something holding me back, if you want support private msg me, I wanna know Im not alone inside my damaged head!
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MissyKoneKo]
#16535659 - 07/15/12 06:23 PM (9 months, 28 days ago) |
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Don't know what method I plan to use but I know that by the end of the summer I'm ending my life
Edited by Anonymous (07/15/12 06:28 PM)
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Mr. Blonde


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Anonymous #43]
#16535941 - 07/15/12 07:39 PM (9 months, 28 days ago) |
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Planning and actually going through with it might be harder then you think, at least with me. So many natural bodily instincts to survive that kick in even subconsciously it's not that easy to do.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: timelapses]
#16536033 - 07/15/12 08:05 PM (9 months, 28 days ago) |
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Have you ever thought about how pathetic, mentally unstable or sad people will think you were if you commit suicide, i mean your dead so why would you even care, but it's just something that used to bother me.
And also here is a mildly humorous image i'm sure yee'll enjoy.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: hecticpicnic] 1
#16537687 - 07/16/12 02:54 AM (9 months, 27 days ago) |
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Only half of you was the quickest sperm cell. The other half was the lazy egg that just sat there like a lump and that's probably the part of you now that can't be bothered with anything worthwhile and just wants to die.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Viveka] 1
#16537914 - 07/16/12 05:21 AM (9 months, 27 days ago) |
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Helium. Get a tank of helium and a gas mask, put the gas mask on, and breathe through it. Your brain won't recognize it's not oxygen, but you'll still suffocate... without panic. And, there is a next to ZERO percent chance you'll be saved. You also pass out fairly quickly, and after that point, you're as good as dead.. just breathing in more and more helium....
Thank me later. Oh, wait.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: 999] 1
#16537924 - 07/16/12 05:29 AM (9 months, 27 days ago) |
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How on earth can any of you sick fucks actually post ideas. Why is this thread even allowed when people like Wakeboarder, or other shroomerites actually have made the leap to kill themselves ( with some succeeding )
Sick, every one of you, the mods included for allowing this bullshit topic to reach 70+ pages
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Edited by Almond Flour (07/16/12 05:29 AM)
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Rail_Gun
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Almond Flour] 1
#16537956 - 07/16/12 05:50 AM (9 months, 27 days ago) |
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999, The mammal body doesn't actually notice the presence of oxygen. What we associate with not getting enough oxygen is actually a result of carbon dioxide buildup in the blood not anything to do with oxygen. The helium method thus is great to asphyxiate ones self without the associated feelings of suffocating. I'd caution though to use a really big tank of helium and not cheap out on one of those tiny balloon tanks. You don't want to end up brain damaged because you ran out of helium before you died. Get at least real oxygen tank and have it filled with helium.
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Real CA Milk said: How on earth can any of you sick fucks actually post ideas. Why is this thread even allowed when people like Wakeboarder, or other shroomerites actually have made the leap to kill themselves ( with some succeeding )
Sick, every one of you, the mods included for allowing this bullshit topic to reach 70+ pages 
And don't forget over two million views. LOL This thread gets more hits than alt.suicide.holiday. So why do you hate free speech? Why do you want censorship of knowledge? Don't try to force your moral ideas on other people. Personally I'm strongly opposed to impulsive suicide but support the right to die. This thread has probably helped a lot of terminally ill people end their suffering. People like you are more merciful to a suffering dog or horse than to a suffering person. Shame on you.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Rail_Gun]
#16538283 - 07/16/12 09:33 AM (9 months, 27 days ago) |
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Free speech and comprehension of suicide is not something that should be censored. At least you don't get the trolls here like ASH and ASM.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: timelapses]
#16543220 - 07/17/12 04:01 AM (9 months, 26 days ago) |
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The action or non-action of Shroomery moderators has nothing to do with so called "free speech" or "censorship". The Shroomery is not a publicly owned place so there is no guarantee of free speech and moderator action could not rightly be considered censorship. Just thought I'd clear that up. Learn the difference between the public and private sector.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Viveka]
#16544613 - 07/17/12 03:14 PM (9 months, 26 days ago) |
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I decided on a method I'll drive to a vacant park at night take all the meds crush it up and put it in a bottle of alcohol and just end it that way.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Anonymous #43]
#16569269 - 07/22/12 06:19 PM (9 months, 21 days ago) |
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My method won't be the most painless but I purchased a knife and plan to drive to a secluded place and slice my wrists.
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Rail_Gun
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Anonymous #43]
#16569357 - 07/22/12 06:39 PM (9 months, 21 days ago) |
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My friend Ted Gaily committed suicide by cutting his own throat and wrists. He had a lot of courage and I still admire his constitution and character. I for one couldn't do it that way. Anon 43, are you terminally ill or a victim of some painful disease? If not please don't make your decision hastily. Take at least a few weeks to determine if your decision is correct. Regards.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Anonymous #43]
#16570111 - 07/22/12 08:38 PM (9 months, 21 days ago) |
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Jumping off a large bridge seems to be a quick way to go if you know how to land correctly.
Head first, with your back arching.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: LiquidSmoke]
#16579730 - 07/24/12 02:58 PM (9 months, 19 days ago) |
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I think it was Robin Williams who had a funny line about it. Someone jumped from the San Fran brindge and survived it and said later that half way down he thought it was a bad idea.
Personally I'd rather land on hard rock to be sure if I made that choice than a bridge or hitting hard into water.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: timelapses]
#16579755 - 07/24/12 03:03 PM (9 months, 19 days ago) |
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timelapses said: I think it was Robin Williams who had a funny line about it. Someone jumped from the San Fran brindge and survived it and said later that half way down he thought it was a bad idea.
Personally I'd rather land on hard rock to be sure if I made that choice than a bridge or hitting hard into water.
I think the people the regret it halfway down to the water regret it because of survival instinct and not the fact that they actually want to die. Overriding your survival instinct is rather hard.
On that note. Is carbon monoxide a good way to off yourself? Dr Kevorkian used a CO tank when he ran out of drugs.
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