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 Kada
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 Re: The question of the Century. to leave the toilet seat up or down?  [Re: jewunit] 1
#16520386 - 07/12/12 04:30 PM (10 months, 6 days ago) |
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<- Always leave it up...I put it down to shit. I have 3 boys in this house who are shit at aiming. If I left the seat down it would get peed on. I leave it up always so it's clean for the wife.
She gets it, I don't know why every other woman has to be so difficult about it. DO you want urine all over the seat? No? Then It's staying up!
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Re: The question of the Century. to leave the toilet seat up or down? [Re: Kada]
#16520500 - 07/12/12 04:46 PM (10 months, 6 days ago) |
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I put the seat back down. It's a win win situation. I still get to stand up and make a waterfall, and I don't have to listen to the females of the house bitch over some mundane shit.
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Kada
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Re: The question of the Century. to leave the toilet seat up or down? [Re: ganjfather] 3
#16520603 - 07/12/12 05:03 PM (10 months, 6 days ago) |
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I will not relent on the toilet seat issue. The ladies can bitch all they want... I like my toilet seat clean and out of pee shot of my 4 year old and 10 year old. My wife is a grown woman. She can put it down and then back up again. If not she gets pee on the seat. There are 5 males in this house and 1 female. Suck it up baby. lolz
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"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein
"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama
Live long and prosper.
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jewunit
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Re: The question of the Century. to leave the toilet seat up or down? [Re: Kada] 2
#16520800 - 07/12/12 05:40 PM (10 months, 6 days ago) |
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Seriously none of this ever made sense to me. If the seat is down I don't just start pissing, just as I think it's reasonable that if a seat is up a girl shouldn't just plop down. It doesn't seem like a difficult concept to master. And, as I said, I always put the cover down anyway. There must be some endemic of people not looking when they piss.
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: The question of the Century. to leave the toilet seat up or down? [Re: Kada]
#16520808 - 07/12/12 05:41 PM (10 months, 6 days ago) |
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Leaving the seat down has nothing to do with the possibility of women falling into the toilet should they need to evacuate their bowels in the middle of the night. It simply has to do with the thought in their heads that this is just another time you were not thinking of her.
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Re: The question of the Century. to leave the toilet seat up or down? [Re: jewunit] 5
#16520916 - 07/12/12 06:01 PM (10 months, 6 days ago) |
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Quote:
jewunit said:
If the seat is down I don't just start pissing, just as I think it's reasonable that if a seat is up a girl shouldn't just plop down.
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Doc_T
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Re: The question of the Century. to leave the toilet seat up or down? [Re: pyrate999]
#16521407 - 07/12/12 07:53 PM (10 months, 5 days ago) |
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I'm a lazy sitter anyway, but otherwise I agree w/Kada.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: The question of the Century. to leave the toilet seat up or down? [Re: Muufokfok] 1
#16521461 - 07/12/12 08:07 PM (10 months, 5 days ago) |
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Quote:
Muufokfok said:
last night was the 3rd time my roommate messaged me in the middle of the night telling me to please leave the toilet seat down.
I've never had this issue, if the chick is so lazy that she cant put the
seat down when she has to go then why should you feel obligated to clean
the seat off after you're done. maybe you should be explaining to her that
she should be leaving the seat up when she's finished. after all, dont you
raise and lower the seat according to your needs?
now to fix this situation wrap the toilet bowl with saran wrap, pull it
nice and tight so there's no wrinkles and maybe spray it lightly with
hairspray to cut some of the glare. make sure this is done if she is prone
to getting up in the wee hours of the morning to go wee and be prepared to
hear the laughter because she'll think it's great that the pee just ran all
down her legs and on the floor or that her poo is smeared all over her butt
and remember, pee on the seat so she understands why you have to raise the
seat, after all, isnt it easier for her to lower the seat than for her to
clean off the seat or worse, sit in the pee that isnt hers
and for good measure, butter the floor if it's vinyl
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Muufokfok
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Re: The question of the Century. to leave the toilet seat up or down? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#16522843 - 07/13/12 12:20 AM (10 months, 5 days ago) |
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nah i love her, she makes food for me almost everynight and gives me wine all the time. im just gonna close the lid everytime now only so she'll realize how much of a pain it is to remember to put it up everytime but also because of hygiene.
your poo/pee particles escape the toilet bowl and attach to everything nearby, including toothbrushes.
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candyflip420
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Re: The question of the Century. to leave the toilet seat up or down? [Re: Muufokfok]
#16522857 - 07/13/12 12:23 AM (10 months, 5 days ago) |
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Me and my female cuzin share a bathroom and fuck it if she needs to use it she can put the dam seat down ,
its my bathroom anyway .
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passifloracaerulea
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Re: The question of the Century. to leave the toilet seat up or down? [Re: candyflip420]
#16522888 - 07/13/12 12:27 AM (10 months, 5 days ago) |
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i'm a fuckin' sky bomber! seat up! as far as toothbrushes are concerned, it says alot that you need one anyway. your diet should be able to keep your teeth clean is one important thing i've learned.
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Edited by passifloracaerulea (07/13/12 12:30 AM)
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The Todd
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Re: The question of the Century. to leave the toilet seat up or down? [Re: passifloracaerulea]
#16525586 - 07/13/12 03:20 PM (10 months, 5 days ago) |
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Why any woman would just put their pussy on something without looking at it...I don't think that riddle will ever be solved.
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