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Anonymous #1
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 Felt up roommate's friend with benefits 
#16472051 - 07/02/12 09:41 PM (11 months, 11 days ago) |
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A little while ago my room mate, his friend with benefits, and I pre-gamed then planned to go out to a bar. The pre-game was like 10 shots. Wanting to be sociable I politely excused myself and vomited to make room for more shots, knowing I weigh only 135 lbs. and planned on drinking more at the bar. In the cab, my room mate starts puking and curling up in the fetal position, other beta shit. His 'friend' doesn't like his beta behavior. I capitalize and feel her up without him noticing, as he slumps in the corner of a cab.
..yep.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Felt up roommate's friend with benefits [Re: Anonymous #1]  1
#16472065 - 07/02/12 09:44 PM (11 months, 11 days ago) |
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you a silly man, also your story is pointless unless you dry smashed her shit box
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Felt up roommate's friend with benefits [Re: Anonymous #1]
#16472067 - 07/02/12 09:44 PM (11 months, 11 days ago) |
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Posting when you get your dick wet is understandable.
Posting when you cop a feel, less understandable.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Felt up roommate's friend with benefits [Re: Anonymous #3]
#16472072 - 07/02/12 09:46 PM (11 months, 11 days ago) |
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I think its pretty awesome! Nice work.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Felt up roommate's friend with benefits [Re: Anonymous #3]
#16472073 - 07/02/12 09:46 PM (11 months, 11 days ago) |
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Sorry  I feel really bad whenever I do anything like this.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Felt up roommate's friend with benefits [Re: Anonymous #1]
#16472134 - 07/02/12 10:04 PM (11 months, 11 days ago) |
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Pics?
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Felt up roommate's friend with benefits [Re: Anonymous #1]
#16472496 - 07/02/12 11:25 PM (11 months, 11 days ago) |
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You talk about shit like alpha and beta, therefore, are a virgin trying to look cool. Go get laid and stfu.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Felt up roommate's friend with benefits [Re: Anonymous #5]
#16472513 - 07/02/12 11:30 PM (11 months, 11 days ago) |
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So hostile.  I don't think I'm the one that needs to get laid here, you got some pent up emotions.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Felt up roommate's friend with benefits [Re: Anonymous #1]
#16472541 - 07/02/12 11:37 PM (11 months, 11 days ago) |
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If your friend isnt involved enough with this girl to make it official than she is just another cum dumpster on the market. You should have got her to blow you...
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Felt up roommate's friend with benefits [Re: Anonymous #1]
#16472551 - 07/02/12 11:39 PM (11 months, 11 days ago) |
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I got laid yesterday. I'm not hostile, but all that alpha beta bullshit is bullshit and if you talk like that you've been reading too many 'I'm trying too hard to get laid' books.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Felt up roommate's friend with benefits [Re: Anonymous #5]
#16472620 - 07/02/12 11:52 PM (11 months, 11 days ago) |
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I got the term 'beta' from I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. No need to try to convince me you got laid on an Anon forum, I'm not buying.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Felt up roommate's friend with benefits [Re: Anonymous #1]
#16472940 - 07/03/12 01:17 AM (11 months, 11 days ago) |
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Couldn't you have paced yourself better, or simply not drank more at the bar instead of forcing yourself to vomit? Doesn't seem like healthy "alpha" behavior to me.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: Felt up roommate's friend with benefits [Re: Anonymous #7]
#16473202 - 07/03/12 02:47 AM (11 months, 11 days ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #7 said:
Couldn't you have paced yourself better, or simply not drank more at the bar instead of forcing yourself to vomit? Doesn't seem like healthy "alpha" behavior to me.
Agreed "Alpha's" or any grown adult for that matter don't need to take 10 shots to pregame before going to the bar. "I hope they serve beer in hell" was a lame book full of bullshit drinking stories. Sounds like you're 23 or 24 and are still drinking like a child. I don't throw up from drinking and I don't take shots to keep up with people. I'm happy with my glasses of Bulleit neat and beer backs.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: Felt up roommate's friend with benefits [Re: Anonymous #8]
#16474443 - 07/03/12 12:35 PM (11 months, 10 days ago) |
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I rarely even do shots anymore, phatty beers on tap is where it is at!
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Anonymous #10
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Re: Felt up roommate's friend with benefits [Re: Anonymous #9]
#16476744 - 07/03/12 09:09 PM (11 months, 10 days ago) |
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OP needs to drink til he pukes to get the courage up to touch a girl 
Sounds like the author of that book is spoon feeding you stupidity by the shot, way to be a tool 
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Anonymous #11
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Re: Felt up roommate's friend with benefits [Re: Anonymous #10]
#16479640 - 07/04/12 12:03 PM (11 months, 9 days ago) |
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This the first time you felt a girl up? If not GTFO with this highschool bull shit
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Felt up roommate's friend with benefits [Re: Anonymous #11]
#16480811 - 07/04/12 04:38 PM (11 months, 9 days ago) |
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Oh, it's always nice to cop a feel. 
Maybe not after barfing up ten shots though. 
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Anonymous #12
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Re: Felt up roommate's friend with benefits [Re: Anonymous #3]
#16481061 - 07/04/12 05:29 PM (11 months, 9 days ago) |
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Says buddy is a 'beta'
Brags about touching a titty
Dude, get the fuck out with your weak-ass sexual conquests
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Anonymous #13
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Re: Felt up roommate's friend with benefits [Re: Anonymous #12]
#16489309 - 07/06/12 10:59 AM (11 months, 7 days ago) |
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The Shroomery be touchin' titties on the regular..
Try back when you can control your drinking, make smart decisions, and actually woo a sober woman instead of feeling up drunken hoes.
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Anonymous #14
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Re: Felt up roommate's friend with benefits [Re: Anonymous #13]
#16502312 - 07/09/12 04:10 AM (11 months, 4 days ago) |
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I got head from my friend's girlfriend once. And a few hand jobs.
Didn't fuck her Because that very night I asked someone out, so I felt it would be wrong.
Not saying getting head from this girl was at all right, but fucking her would have topped the bar in my opinion.
Nice way to get a feel :P Sense they are FWB's I don't think it matters much.
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