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 Gumby
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 My parents moved in next to a retired DEA agent.   5
#16446568 - 06/27/12 07:40 PM (11 months, 15 days ago) |
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Yep, my parents live next door to a retired DEA agent. Not one of those shitty US based ones that does small-fry shit though, he was a covert ops type guy that was trying to bring down the cartels in Bogota, Colombia. He was involved in numerous raids and shoot outs with the cartel and has a few battle scars.
Anyways, I'm talking to my mom tonight and she goes "Hey you know that guy next door, the DEA guy?" And I say "yeah, what about him?" Apparently my parents were chilling out on the patio last night and they smelled something weird. They moved closer to the fence and smelled some strong bud and heard the dude and his wife hitting a bong on their back porch.
That my friends, is pretty awesome 
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 Re: My parents moved in next to a retired DEA agent. [Re: Gumby]
#16446579 - 06/27/12 07:42 PM (11 months, 15 days ago) |
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You really should talk with this guy.
He must have the coolest stories ever.
Plus you could get some inside info on how the DEA works.
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Re: My parents moved in next to a retired DEA agent. [Re: Patlal] 1
#16446590 - 06/27/12 07:44 PM (11 months, 15 days ago) |
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That's hypocritical as fuck !
He would bust drug dealers and users but hes smoking weed . SMH
Other then that he sounds pretty cool though .
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Gumby
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Re: My parents moved in next to a retired DEA agent. [Re: Patlal]
#16446618 - 06/27/12 07:50 PM (11 months, 15 days ago) |
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I plan on talking to him the next time I go visit my parents. From what they told me he seems like a badass guy, rides Harleys with his son every weekend, always has a gun on his belt. My mom was asking him if he had a security system installed in his house and he just goes "Darling, I don't need no security system" and winked at my mom, following it up with "I tell you what, you ever have any problems, you call me and I'll be over there in a second." So the dude is armed to the teeth and has close combat training. I'm glad my parents live next to a guy like him because crime in their area has started to pick up now that it's summer.
As far as talking to DEA guys goes, I know several of them in Newark, they have a huge headquarters here and some of them come to a bar I frequent. I've spoken to them before and they really could give a fuck less about the individual user, they're just trying to stop large amounts of drugs from being trafficked and the crime associated with it(at least in this area). People demonize the DEA on this site, but after talking to some of them, they're not after people like us that like to dick around with small amounts of drugs to have fun, they're really out there trying to stop the crime that's associated with the drug trade.
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Re: My parents moved in next to a retired DEA agent. [Re: candyflip420]
#16446624 - 06/27/12 07:52 PM (11 months, 15 days ago) |
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Quote:
candyflip420 said:
That's hypocritical as fuck !
He would bust drug dealers and users but hes smoking weed . SMH
Other then that he sounds pretty cool though .
Did you read my post? He was after the South American cartels, not the US drug dealers. He was after the people that behead people in batches and gut their families and hang them from the rafters. That's a good bit different from a drug dealer.
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Re: My parents moved in next to a retired DEA agent. [Re: Gumby]
#16446659 - 06/27/12 08:02 PM (11 months, 15 days ago) |
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That's not different at all. He's the reason all that shit happened in the first place. American prohibition causes all of those beheadings.
And don't think for one second there aren't people still in jail or dead because of him solely due to weed.
I'm so glad i don't live in New Jersey. I'd move with every red cent I had.
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Re: My parents moved in next to a retired DEA agent. [Re: Humility] 1
#16446688 - 06/27/12 08:06 PM (11 months, 15 days ago) |
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Your parents better be careful. He might get the munchies and try to eat their faces
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Re: My parents moved in next to a retired DEA agent. [Re: Humility]
#16446694 - 06/27/12 08:07 PM (11 months, 15 days ago) |
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Id rather live next to a former DEA agent than a run-of-the-mill cop. Or even an asshole alcoholic redneck. The hardcore guys just want you to stay out of their way, cops like to fuck with you
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Re: My parents moved in next to a retired DEA agent. [Re: trampis]
#16446695 - 06/27/12 08:07 PM (11 months, 15 days ago) |
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I can only hope he eats one of my mom's god awful dogs.
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Re: My parents moved in next to a retired DEA agent. [Re: trampis]
#16446732 - 06/27/12 08:14 PM (11 months, 15 days ago) |
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Call the cops on that mother fucker. See how much he likes being fucked by the long dick of the law for a change...
Justifying the actions of the DEA 
I know at the end of the day the day they are just doing their job... but their job is to put people away (both good and bad people) for very long periods of time over drugs.
Drugs don't necessarily breed violence... but when you let a multi billion dollar a year industry remain a black market industry... guess what, violent criminals capitalize on that.
We're getting off topic here but my point is trying to justify his actions is pointless... at the end of the day he sounds like he's just a misguided, spineless, hypocritical piece of shit.
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Re: My parents moved in next to a retired DEA agent. [Re: Subconscious]
#16446763 - 06/27/12 08:24 PM (11 months, 15 days ago) |
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he probably has his card. and even if he dosent im sure he could get his way out of whatever bullshit you think that would even do
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Re: My parents moved in next to a retired DEA agent. [Re: Ghostwriter]
#16446803 - 06/27/12 08:31 PM (11 months, 15 days ago) |
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get a fake cop siren and use it on him when you see him smoking.
then when he's all like well fuck, you'll jus be like suprise lololol
and he'll smoke you up
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Re: My parents moved in next to a retired DEA agent. [Re: Salomon]
#16446885 - 06/27/12 08:46 PM (11 months, 15 days ago) |
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Thats awesome. I kinda wanna join the DEA. It wouldn't even feel wrong taking down big time drug operations. First I join the coast guard though.
I'll either be DEA agent or big time pot grower :/ maybe both  .
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Re: My parents moved in next to a retired DEA agent. [Re: Salomon]
#16446902 - 06/27/12 08:49 PM (11 months, 15 days ago) |
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Salomon said:
get a fake cop siren and use it on him when you see him smoking.
then when he's all like well fuck, you'll jus be like suprise lololol
and he'll smoke you up
Or shoot you. I'm good friends with an old retired DEA agent. Laid back and chill. He actually is bringing me hot peppers from his garden tomorrow. 
O yeah, all you people that are like fuck the DEA blah blah blah, grow up
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Re: My parents moved in next to a retired DEA agent. [Re: Salomon]
#16446908 - 06/27/12 08:50 PM (11 months, 15 days ago) |
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OP needs to find a way to smoke bud with this man.
That is all.
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#16446938 - 06/27/12 08:55 PM (11 months, 15 days ago) |
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unknown1123 said:
O yeah, all you people that are like fuck the DEA blah blah blah, grow up
The DEA is responsible for raiding houses, killing people and animals, and putting away good people for decades.
Tell that to William Pickard or anyone else who has had their life ruined by the DEA. If you believe the DEA is only responsible for taking down "the big bad violent criminals" then you're ignorant as hell.
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Re: My parents moved in next to a retired DEA agent. [Re: Subconscious]
#16446949 - 06/27/12 08:56 PM (11 months, 15 days ago) |
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I didn't make this thread to start a politics discussion
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Re: My parents moved in next to a retired DEA agent. [Re: Gumby]
#16446972 - 06/27/12 09:03 PM (11 months, 15 days ago) |
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Quote:
Gumby said:
I didn't make this thread to start a politics discussion
Ok, so what kind of discussion are you trying to get out of a thread about living near a DEA agent?
Do you just want everyone to come in and say "Cool story, bro." and leave it at that?
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Re: My parents moved in next to a retired DEA agent. [Re: Subconscious]
#16446979 - 06/27/12 09:05 PM (11 months, 15 days ago) |
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Subconscious said:
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unknown1123 said:
O yeah, all you people that are like fuck the DEA blah blah blah, grow up
The DEA is responsible for raiding houses, killing people and animals, and putting away good people for decades.
Tell that to William Pickard or anyone else who has had their life ruined by the DEA. If you believe the DEA is only responsible for taking down "the big bad violent criminals" then you're ignorant as hell.
Ah, well fuck that. I'm not gonna join the DEA then. Thats just what I would do if I where a bad person. Also heard about em torturing people, thats not really my thang.
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Re: My parents moved in next to a retired DEA agent. [Re: Gumby]
#16447005 - 06/27/12 09:08 PM (11 months, 15 days ago) |
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well at first i was like "what!? that is bad ass!", but then i had to scroll through the posts and now its like,
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