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Re: I've come to realize I have a pretty fucked up fantasy [Re: MorphinTime]
    #16445471 - 06/27/12 03:49 PM (10 months, 17 days ago)

Wow man your fucked. You should seek help asap. I know its been said, but why should you choose who can reproduce and who can't. You shouldn't even dream of doing shit like that. Just cause someone is fucked up doesnt mean they can't turn their life around. Maybe some dead beat prick just might clean himself up and start offering something to his fellowman.

If you wanna do humanity a favor get your head examined.


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Re: I've come to realize I have a pretty fucked up fantasy [Re: shLong]
    #16445587 - 06/27/12 04:09 PM (10 months, 17 days ago)

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This was my "list" of various things I wanted to be when I was a kid

  • super villain with a lair
  • astronaut
  • hobo
  • stage magician
  • rockstar
  • blacksmith


only one of those have I actually gotten the chance to try :sad:




I'm guessing you got to try out the hobo lifestyle.  At least now you can appreciate not being a hobo :thumbup:


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I could donate a few nickels to your cause if it becomes a reality





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Let me know when your covert group sets up a Paypal. :thumbup:





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Oh, and if you do it, and set up a donation program, you should make tiers (tears? :lol:) whereas say "Platinum" donors get their choice of person to fix.

This is coming together nicely




This wouldn't be an organization that requires your donation.  As a chemist I'd have access to supplies as well as knowledge for syntheses and my shadow army of surgeons wouldn't have too much trouble acquiring necessary materials for our operation.  Everything would come out of our pockets.

However, requests could definitely be taken as long as the target can be shown beyond a reasonable doubt to be unfit to reproduce/raise children.

Also, I know that sterilizing people wouldn't stop them from bypassing reproduction and adopting, but at least there are measures taken to help prevent children from going to bad homes.  It's by no means fool proof, but the odds of a kid ending up with good foster parents are slightly better than the odds a newborn faces with his or her biological parents.


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Re: I've come to realize I have a pretty fucked up fantasy [Re: MorphinTime]
    #16445623 - 06/27/12 04:15 PM (10 months, 17 days ago)

Oh contrare, I tried out being a supervillain and learned it was not for me.


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Re: I've come to realize I have a pretty fucked up fantasy [Re: Tokesmoke]
    #16445647 - 06/27/12 04:20 PM (10 months, 17 days ago)

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I decided to check out that show dexter, watched first 20 mins so far.  Funny thing I'm nothing like that guy but when I did lots of dex I felt the same way.  If I did enough dxm and wanted to deep down I could kill myself or others :omgz:.




It's a good show, but I recommend that you in particular avoid watching it under the influence of DXM. 


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Wow man your fucked. You should seek help asap. I know its been said, but why should you choose who can reproduce and who can't. You shouldn't even dream of doing shit like that. Just cause someone is fucked up doesnt mean they can't turn their life around. Maybe some dead beat prick just might clean himself up and start offering something to his fellowman.

If you wanna do humanity a favor get your head examined.




:andyistic: 

Sure, people can change for the better.  If by chance they were sterilized and later cleaned up and wanted to raise a kid, there's always adoption. 

I've had my head examined by the way.  I'm fine.  Unless I'm so fucked up that I can easily fool psychiatrists and psychologists into thinking I'm fine :whoa:


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Re: I've come to realize I have a pretty fucked up fantasy [Re: MorphinTime]
    #16445665 - 06/27/12 04:23 PM (10 months, 17 days ago)

Thats the one!


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Re: I've come to realize I have a pretty fucked up fantasy [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #16445671 - 06/27/12 04:25 PM (10 months, 17 days ago)

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Oh contrare, I tried out being a supervillain and learned it was not for me.




au contraire* :grin:

My apologies, I was quick to assume.  Were you in it for world domination or just the badass secret lair?


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Re: I've come to realize I have a pretty fucked up fantasy [Re: MorphinTime]
    #16445726 - 06/27/12 04:36 PM (10 months, 17 days ago)

Yeah keep correctin everyones grammar on the internet, pyscho  :thumbdown:


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Re: I've come to realize I have a pretty fucked up fantasy [Re: MorphinTime]
    #16445737 - 06/27/12 04:38 PM (10 months, 17 days ago)

i realized I spelled it wrong after posting it, but honestly thought it'd be funnier to leave it as is.


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Re: I've come to realize I have a pretty fucked up fantasy [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #16445752 - 06/27/12 04:41 PM (10 months, 17 days ago)

I just think its retarded to correct peoples grammar on the internet. Especially on a site where half the people are stoned/trippin.  :blazed:


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Re: I've come to realize I have a pretty fucked up fantasy [Re: Tokesmoke]
    #16445767 - 06/27/12 04:43 PM (10 months, 17 days ago)

Word, if you can understand it, who the fuck cares.


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Re: I've come to realize I have a pretty fucked up fantasy [Re: Tokesmoke]
    #16445796 - 06/27/12 04:49 PM (10 months, 17 days ago)

My fantasy is to rip through a crowd with an ak 47
Hopefully it wont ever come true


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Re: I've come to realize I have a pretty fucked up fantasy [Re: EvolveShrooms]
    #16445815 - 06/27/12 04:52 PM (10 months, 17 days ago)

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I just think its retarded to correct peoples grammar on the internet. Especially on a site where half the people are stoned/trippin.  :blazed:




I think it's retarded to not know the difference between your and you're while being old enough to be a member on this site.  :shrug:


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Word, if you can understand it, who the fuck cares.




Me and the other people who correct it obviously care.


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Re: I've come to realize I have a pretty fucked up fantasy [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #16445824 - 06/27/12 04:54 PM (10 months, 17 days ago)

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My fantasy is to rip through a crowd with an ak 47
Hopefully it wont ever come true




On the bright side, there are video games in which you can probably simulate the experience to some level.


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Re: I've come to realize I have a pretty fucked up fantasy [Re: MorphinTime]
    #16445889 - 06/27/12 05:07 PM (10 months, 17 days ago)

I know the difference i just dont give a fuck. Im not in english class ,im on the fuckin shroomery. If it bothers you so much why not just sterilize me? :stonedjerk:


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Re: I've come to realize I have a pretty fucked up fantasy [Re: MorphinTime]
    #16445904 - 06/27/12 05:10 PM (10 months, 17 days ago)

It is very difficult to get away with abducting people these days. Every cell phone is also a gps tracker. If you want to do your fantasy maybe go to a third world country and set up a clinic as the charity doctor. In the western world I think you'll end in imprisoned pretty fast. Good luck. And remember, every mad scientist needs a doomsday weapon!


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Re: I've come to realize I have a pretty fucked up fantasy [Re: MorphinTime]
    #16446025 - 06/27/12 05:34 PM (10 months, 17 days ago)

I am going to become a superhero, bent on stopping the evil sterilizing ways of Dr. Morphintime and his band of thugs.


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Re: I've come to realize I have a pretty fucked up fantasy [Re: Rail_Gun]
    #16446061 - 06/27/12 05:40 PM (10 months, 17 days ago)

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It is very difficult to get away with abducting people these days. Every cell phone is also a gps tracker. If you want to do your fantasy maybe go to a third world country and set up a clinic as the charity doctor. In the western world I think you'll end in imprisoned pretty fast. Good luck. And remember, every mad scientist needs a doomsday weapon!




While I'm sure I haven't considered every possible hitch to the fantasy, I've definitely thought about how technology would be a hindrance.  I wouldn't consider phones with GPS tracking to be too big of a problem, because the targets wouldn't be missing long.  Each mission would be executed with surgical precision ( :hehehe: ), and would probably take half a day.  Phones can be ditched easily if need be.

Cameras would probably be more of a problem.  Traffic cameras picking up the same vehicles/plates in the vicinity of involuntary sterilization incidents could be a real threat.  One surgeon might need several vehicles at disposal instead of one.  Anything involving electronic currency would have to be very carefully done so as to not raise suspicion.  Cash would be used whenever possible.  As technology advances so will our methods for evading detection.

I don't want a doomsday weapon.


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Re: I've come to realize I have a pretty fucked up fantasy [Re: The_Aviator]
    #16446066 - 06/27/12 05:42 PM (10 months, 17 days ago)

Ok I see one major flaw. It seems as if you typed etorphine instead of LSD


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Re: I've come to realize I have a pretty fucked up fantasy [Re: The_Aviator]
    #16446068 - 06/27/12 05:42 PM (10 months, 17 days ago)

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I am going to become a superhero, bent on stopping the evil sterilizing ways of Dr. Morphintime and his band of thugs.





Best of luck to you, may the best vigilante win.


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Re: I've come to realize I have a pretty fucked up fantasy [Re: Senortrippington]
    #16446090 - 06/27/12 05:47 PM (10 months, 17 days ago)

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Ok I see one major flaw. It seems as if you typed etorphine instead of LSD




Yeah, the last bit of publicity LSD needs would be various news reports of some shadow society dosing people and operating on them against their will.


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