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Re: ways to make money [Re: lar20]
#16443489 - 06/27/12 01:49 AM (10 months, 16 days ago) |
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Start selling crack
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lar20 said: thanks for the suggestions. and for those saying get any job possible believe me ive been trying i would kill to be a janitor right about now lol.
Thats why you dont get a job, you get a passive income and do whatever the fuck you want, WHILE making money 
All about dat passive income
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Re: ways to make money [Re: lar20]
#16443562 - 06/27/12 02:24 AM (10 months, 16 days ago) |
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how has no one suggested selling drugs?
sell drugs.
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Celestial Traveler said: Start selling crack
do this.
crack is one of the more profitable drugs to be selling.
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Re: ways to make money [Re: lar20] 1
#16443592 - 06/27/12 02:41 AM (10 months, 16 days ago) |
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Years ago I heard you can pre-sell your corpse to a medical college. They pay you 7k and tattoo a little number on you so when you die eventually your body gets sent to the college for medical students to practice on. I did a web search and couldn't find anything on it though. Anyone know if this can still be done?
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Re: ways to make money [Re: Rail_Gun]
#16443609 - 06/27/12 02:52 AM (10 months, 16 days ago) |
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OP
Keep calling places until you get a job. I mean bug that fuck out of these people until they either hate you or give you a job. If you keep calling (like once a day) about openings someone is bound to be impressed that someone wants to work so badly. Many will get sick of you but someone out there will see the desire.
And take ANY job. I don't care if it's fucking bagging groceries or sweeping at Wendy's. You only have 30 bucks right now...can't be choosy.
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Re: ways to make money [Re: Rail_Gun]
#16443621 - 06/27/12 02:59 AM (10 months, 16 days ago) |
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You can be a webcam 'model' I'm not ashamed to say I did it for awhile when money was a bit tight. I would never strip or prostitute, but I felt absolutely safe and in control while sitting in the comfort of my own home. 
It's really good money if you don't have any hang-ups about that kind of thing.
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Re: ways to make money [Re: Tetriana]
#16443626 - 06/27/12 03:00 AM (10 months, 16 days ago) |
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Tetriana said: You can be a webcam 'model' I'm not ashamed to say I did it for awhile when money was a bit tight. I would never strip or prostitute, but I felt absolutely safe and in control while sitting in the comfort of my own home. 
It's really good money if you don't have any hang-ups about that kind of thing.
hmmm i bet they have those for gay guys too
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Re: ways to make money [Re: k00laid]
#16443631 - 06/27/12 03:04 AM (10 months, 16 days ago) |
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k00laid said:
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Celestial Traveler said: Start selling crack
do this.
crack is one of the more profitable drugs to be selling.
Poor ghetto trash sell crack for a reason. It is probably one of the lesser profitable drugs to sell, and probably one of the more dangerous ones to sell too.
But OP is in a really bad financial situation so this should be his drug of choice. Crack is cheap, thus a reasonable investment in OP's fragile situation.
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Re: ways to make money [Re: Rail_Gun]
#16443635 - 06/27/12 03:06 AM (10 months, 16 days ago) |
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Rail_Gun said: Years ago I heard you can pre-sell your corpse to a medical college. They pay you 7k and tattoo a little number on you so when you die eventually your body gets sent to the college for medical students to practice on. I did a web search and couldn't find anything on it though. Anyone know if this can still be done?
I'd honestly consider this right now if it were true. Many good times can be had on 7 g's
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hit up the spank bank man.
in my city i can get paid $300 per fap for up to 5 faps.
u mad?
it takes ages though. you don't get paid for months, and you have to do all these tests and shit to qualify, but still.
$300 to fap? hell yea
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Dosile Kouki said: hit up the spank bank man.
in my city i can get paid $300 per fap for up to 5 faps.
u mad?
it takes ages though. you don't get paid for months, and you have to do all these tests and shit to qualify, but still.
$300 to fap? hell yea
I would probably be unable to fap because I'd feel pressured 
But in most places I think you have to have a college degree, be at least 6 feet tall, etc. to qualify right?
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you can whore yourself to fat chicks? 
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$300 to fap? hell yea
dude i should be a millionaire, can you just travel to spank banks all over the country since theres a 5 fap limit?
time for a road trip
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Re: ways to make money [Re: k00laid]
#16443652 - 06/27/12 03:10 AM (10 months, 16 days ago) |
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k00laid said: hmmm i bet they have those for gay guys too
Well, if you're a man it's almost always gay men you'll be 'modelling' for tbh.
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$300 to fap? hell yea
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Re: ways to make money [Re: 1EyeCries]
#16443656 - 06/27/12 03:11 AM (10 months, 16 days ago) |
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yeah theres a limit of like 5 or something. and you dont get paid for months. but still. free money for fapping, win win situation
i think the tests are just to certify that genetically you are not a peanut, and also you have no diseases and all that type of stuff
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Re: ways to make money [Re: Tetriana]
#16443660 - 06/27/12 03:12 AM (10 months, 16 days ago) |
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Tetriana said:
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k00laid said: hmmm i bet they have those for gay guys too
Well, if you're a man it's almost always gay men you'll be 'modelling' for tbh.
well thats what i meant.
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i think the tests are just to certify that genetically you are not a peanut, and also you have no diseases and all that type of stuff
What if you're a cashew?
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