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 Luc1d
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 Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard...  2
#16414327 - 06/21/12 02:49 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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Guy buys black sunglasses and blind person cane.
goes to a public spot (mall food court) with a friend ( who is in on it)
looks for dumb, arrogant lookin bitch, and proceeds to just blindly stare at her tits.
lady comes over all pissed off, yelling at him for staring at her tits
"blind guy's" friends starts yelling back, getting all defensive, etc. (doesnt mention fact that his friend is "blind")
"blind" guy calmly tells defensive friend "its okay, im done eating anyway" ...calmly gets up, puts on glasses, and walks away with cane, pretending to be blind of course. (POKER FACE)
dumb bitch is shocked, all the onlookers in the food court start BITCHING HER ASS OUT for being such a cunt.
MOAR STOARIES BELOW
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Luc1d
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: Luc1d]
#16415358 - 06/21/12 05:25 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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wow....
never have i posted a thread that failed so hard.
what a boner kill mannn
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: Luc1d]
#16415378 - 06/21/12 05:27 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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Can't think of any
Anyway +5 shrooms for trying i guess
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Luc1d
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#16415409 - 06/21/12 05:30 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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thanks for being a Good Samaritan and giving the tard a cookie....i appreciate it 
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xbloodwhipx
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: Luc1d]
#16415414 - 06/21/12 05:31 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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No problem haha
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"Dont worry even jesus never saw his real father"
"Man, because he sacrifices health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then he dies having never really lived."
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: Luc1d] 2
#16415446 - 06/21/12 05:35 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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What is important is that you did not plagiarize it, then claim it as your own.
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Amoeboid
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: Luc1d]
#16415479 - 06/21/12 05:39 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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My threads fail all the time 
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Ya blew it...
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I_was_the_walrus
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: Luc1d]
#16415625 - 06/21/12 06:02 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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A troll of my very own....
These two guys come in to the bar I work at and hit on this chick. Every weekend...never fails. Imagine 2 forty year old meat-heads with affliction shirts and faux hawks. Its kind of embarrassing. So I got on her phone and sent a text to both of em. Something along the lines of "let me see what youre workin' with...". They each went into the bathroom all nonchalantly and sent back pictures of their dicks.
So, as theyre sitting next to eachother, I sent them the pictures of the other guys dick. Hilarious.
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jboredone
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#16415666 - 06/21/12 06:10 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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not the best but one time at a music festival....I was selling turkey flavored jolly ranchers 1 for 5, 2 for 15....There was this couple that stopped and asked what we had and I told them.....The girl caught on real fast that we were just fukcin with people....the guy had no clue we were joking around and kept asking if it was good shit and how long does it last............
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: jboredone]
#16415683 - 06/21/12 06:11 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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Ive sold many a nitrous brownies
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... *DELETED* [Re: LySergic D]
#16415781 - 06/21/12 06:29 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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Best In The World
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: lavod]
#16415846 - 06/21/12 06:44 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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Well two of my friends got the munchies and decided to order some Chinese food delivery. Minutes before the delivery came, they realized they didn't even have any money and so they had to think of something to avoid this sticky situation. They decide to hide in the closet and remain silent for the entire time.
So as soon as the delivery guy comes and knocks on the door, they do not say one word and remain silent, hoping he would just go. The delivery guy somehow manages to open the front door, and starts yelling "CHINESE FOOOOOOOD" several times. My friends told me they were scared shitless out of their minds, but eventually he left. Apparently that was one of the most memorable and exhilarating day of their lives 
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: Best In The World]
#16415871 - 06/21/12 06:51 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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That's brilliant
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: Best In The World]
#16415907 - 06/21/12 07:01 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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Quote:
Changsta said:
Well two of my friends got the munchies and decided to order some Chinese food delivery. Minutes before the delivery came, they realized they didn't even have any money and so they had to think of something to avoid this sticky situation. They decide to hide in the closet and remain silent for the entire time.
So as soon as the delivery guy comes and knocks on the door, they do not say one word and remain silent, hoping he would just go. The delivery guy somehow manages to open the front door, and starts yelling "CHINESE FOOOOOOOD" several times. My friends told me they were scared shitless out of their minds, but eventually he left. Apparently that was one of the most memorable and exhilarating day of their lives
yeah you'd get the newbs like this doing deliveries...they'd always come out sketched as fuck and shut the door right behind them acting all weird and paranoid...and then order more food an hour and a half later to the same house.
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: Luc1d]
#16415936 - 06/21/12 07:09 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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Quote:
Luc1d said:
Guy buys black sunglasses and blind person cane.
goes to a public spot (mall food court) with a friend ( who is in on it)
looks for dumb, arrogant lookin bitch, and proceeds to just blindly stare at her tits.
lady comes over all pissed off, yelling at him for staring at her tits
"blind guy's" friends starts yelling back, getting all defensive, etc. (doesnt mention fact that his friend is "blind")
"blind" guy calmly tells defensive friend "its okay, im done eating anyway" ...calmly gets up, puts on glasses, and walks away with cane, pretending to be blind of course. (POKER FACE)
dumb bitch is shocked, all the onlookers in the food court start BITCHING HER ASS OUT for being such a cunt.
MOAR STOARIES BELOW
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I'm almost positive I've seen this story somewhere else before.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: SweetLeafSamadhi]
#16415962 - 06/21/12 07:16 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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Quote:
Cj-B said:
Quote:
Luc1d said:
Guy buys black sunglasses and blind person cane.
goes to a public spot (mall food court) with a friend ( who is in on it)
looks for dumb, arrogant lookin bitch, and proceeds to just blindly stare at her tits.
lady comes over all pissed off, yelling at him for staring at her tits
"blind guy's" friends starts yelling back, getting all defensive, etc. (doesnt mention fact that his friend is "blind")
"blind" guy calmly tells defensive friend "its okay, im done eating anyway" ...calmly gets up, puts on glasses, and walks away with cane, pretending to be blind of course. (POKER FACE)
dumb bitch is shocked, all the onlookers in the food court start BITCHING HER ASS OUT for being such a cunt.
MOAR STOARIES BELOW
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I'm almost positive I've seen this story somewhere else before.
no way dude, who the hell would plagiarize a story like that
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SweetLeafSamadhi said:
What is important is that you did not plagiarize it, then claim it as your own.
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16130668#16130668
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there are 923 words in the english language that do not follow the "I before E"
rule, there are 44 words in the english language that follow the rule. this is
the shit our education funding is paying for and these liberals want more money
for education to keep making students stupid
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#16415978 - 06/21/12 07:21 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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it's story you have heard so OP is fine, he prob just got bullshited by someone, officer.
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: Synth Ethics]
#16416004 - 06/21/12 07:28 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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The Bible
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"Evolution. Evolution is the greatest force in the material world. Evolution will provide us the next step in intelligent life. But it will come from somewhere unexpected."
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift. Thats why its called the present.
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
#16416065 - 06/21/12 07:43 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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i was smoking in a circle in a driveway with some friends
i had rolled a spliff and my friend had loaded a bowl in his glass piece
friend gets spliff and asks "did you put tobacco in here?"
me "yeah"
friend "next time don't do that, it makes it taste like shit" in a joking manner, just trying to rustle my jimmies
other friends chuckle
his pipe has gotten to me by this point
me "well next time don't pass around a broken pipe"
him "what? my pipes not broken" in a confused manner
i throw his pipe down and shatter it
friends lol and i walk away like a boss
i didn't really break the pipe, just acted out the motion of throwing it down, still got a pretty good lol
i was more proud of the fact i got him to say what i wanted ("what? my pipes not broken") to get the bit to work, i'm like a jedi
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: Luc1d]
#16416122 - 06/21/12 07:52 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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a few months ago i trolled an old man.
i had pulled into a corner store to grab a few things. on my way out i was diggin around for my keys so i stopped and started checking each pocket. while i was lookin around i noticed this little old man walking to my car with a some what confused face. i then saw that he was driving a similar car with the same color and was parked right next to me. with out thinking i reached out, grabbed my door handle and started shaking it violently. i then started peering through the windows and making crazy gestures.
this old many literally froze for a good minute. he was confused, shocked, and was completely unsure what to do.
right then i found the keys, hopped in the car, and drove off.
this is a true story.
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