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OfflineKinko
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Re: Go outside and get a girl friend [Re: Mafeki]
    #16412297 - 06/21/12 02:18 AM (11 months, 21 days ago)

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Mafeki said:
You must be like the only dude that can just sit around and get a girls most people aren't that lucky, I know I'm not. What I had to do is ask out 100 women just to get one date.



haha how this world works... i pretty much get any girls number , when you believe something and reinforce it by your actions it becomes real to you..

i currently have enough confidence to talk to any girl with no anxiety whatsoever if your firm and say what you truly think then ur golden.


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Re: Go outside and get a girl friend [Re: Doc_T]
    #16412299 - 06/21/12 02:18 AM (11 months, 21 days ago)

I'm going outside.
It's 12:14am. wish me luck, fellers.


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Re: Go outside and get a girl friend [Re: Kinko]
    #16412302 - 06/21/12 02:19 AM (11 months, 21 days ago)

you should go to a bar.. 

and get some randoms.

its easy as 1,2,3


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OfflineAzure Essence
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Re: Go outside and get a girl friend [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #16412310 - 06/21/12 02:21 AM (11 months, 21 days ago)

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MisterMuscaria said:
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Mafeki said:
You just got to slowly rid your problem out by doing things you don't normally do, it's up to you to push yourself enough to make a difference.



this is what I dont understand...like what sorta things?
I dont normally kill people or drive drunk, should I do that?
I dont normally smoke crack, should I do that?




LOL. Your interpretation of this is exactly your answer. Why all of a sudden start doing random dumb shit whene you fina a potential paramour?

Thats fucking retarded. BE YOURSELF. If you start sky diveing every weekend to impress Sally, you're eventually going to get fucking sick of it, because it isnt what you dig. Meanwhile, Sally is going to go fuck Mike beacue he LOVES sky diving, and does it without being prompted or trying to get pussy.

Just be yourself, and the girls will come to you


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Re: Go outside and get a girl friend [Re: Mafeki]
    #16412321 - 06/21/12 02:23 AM (11 months, 21 days ago)

Ladies and Gentlemen, the DENNIS System.



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All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the
octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV.
But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns.
Also he got a race car.
Is any of this getting through to you?


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Re: Go outside and get a girl friend [Re: Azure Essence]
    #16412324 - 06/21/12 02:24 AM (11 months, 21 days ago)

what if I dont know exactly who I am or what Im into? :confused:


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Re: Go outside and get a girl friend [Re: Deity208]
    #16412333 - 06/21/12 02:25 AM (11 months, 21 days ago)

note: the pool table in the background


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Re: Go outside and get a girl friend [Re: Deity208]
    #16412359 - 06/21/12 02:33 AM (11 months, 21 days ago)

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Deity208 said:
Ladies and Gentlemen, the DENNIS System.






LOL, I went through class with a girl named Megan who I got really into Always Sunny, and we would discuss eeach episode in class every week. I gave her a methodology she could use for dating that followed her name:

Meet
Engage
Gain trust
Act interested enough to fuck
Never call again


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OfflineIcepic
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Re: Go outside and get a girl friend [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #16412382 - 06/21/12 02:39 AM (11 months, 21 days ago)

That's one of the best things about dating different women, they can help you discover what you are into. Sure you will have to do some shit along the way you don't really care for, but if a woman says hey let's go do (whatever) you start to try different things you might not normally do. If you start to really enjoy something that a girl introduced you to, it is like an instant bond. Naturally she is going to want to do more things with you.
      Of course there is going to be plenty of dumb shit along the way, but take it in stride, I still hate shoe shopping with my wife, but i go anyway. She doesn't like going to the gun range with me but she goes anyway. just be who you are no one wants to be with someone who is full of shit, and women can smell the BS a mile away. My wife knows I hate going shoe shopping with her it is no secret between us, but she really enjoys the fact I go to spend time with her even though she knows I don't like it.
    There are plenty of good women out there, and it is my experience, they are more nervous about talking to you then you are to them, just be who you and have a good time. If you can make them smile and laugh you are set, nothing breaks anxiety like smiling and laughing. You will be surprised, a good woman can help you learn about who you truly are and what you really like more then anything else.


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Re: Go outside and get a girl friend [Re: Icepic]
    #16412622 - 06/21/12 04:32 AM (11 months, 21 days ago)

Good one Icepic. Which is another reason to try to sync your mood with the women if they act shy you should try to act a little shy yourself don't be super outgoing 'cause that'll just make her not want anything to deal with you. Though of course there's too much use moderation you don't want to act too shy but you see a girl laughing and in a good mood act like that also.


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Re: Go outside and get a girl friend [Re: Icepic]
    #16412638 - 06/21/12 04:40 AM (11 months, 21 days ago)

Well, I mean I do know some things I like...but I always feel too inadequate to talk to the women who actually ARE into the things I like. in my mind I think things like "holy shit, this girl is so amazing, we are perfect for eachother, she'd never be interested in me, she's too awesome"


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Re: Go outside and get a girl friend [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #16412869 - 06/21/12 07:45 AM (11 months, 21 days ago)

im working on making this one chick my gf...ive had a crush on her for a couple years now and i thiiiink she doesnt have a bf anymore so fuck yeah

at a party last week she was always near me and kinda giving me looks

shea probly the ugliest girl ive been involved with but she has a really pretty face and shes madd cool


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Re: Go outside and get a girl friend [Re: Bassfreak] * 1
    #16412883 - 06/21/12 07:58 AM (11 months, 21 days ago)

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Bassfreak said:
shea probly the ugliest girl ive been involved with but she has a really pretty face



That has got to be the stupidest thing I've read so far.


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Re: Go outside and get a girl friend [Re: mazaloto]
    #16412907 - 06/21/12 08:12 AM (11 months, 21 days ago)

considering u dont know what she looks lke and dont know what the other girls ive been with look like, id have to say your comment is way fucking stupider

i know what im talking about


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"Are you serious?  You ask for a reduction in your ban (and get one), and you don't even have the decency to reciprocate with a little bit of goodwill toward the people who volunteer their time here?  The only thing I asked of you is to keep your asshole comments in check, and one of the first things you do after I reduce your ban is to troll a moderator.  That shitty attitude isn't going to fly."

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Re: Go outside and get a girl friend [Re: Kinko]
    #16412923 - 06/21/12 08:22 AM (11 months, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Kinko said:
haha how this world works... i pretty much get any girls number , when you believe something and reinforce it by your actions it becomes real to you..

i currently have enough confidence to talk to any girl with no anxiety whatsoever if your firm and say what you truly think then ur golden.




I don't typically go for number because then it turns into a game that I just would rather avoid. I should say at least without setting up plans first.


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Re: Go outside and get a girl friend [Re: Mafeki]
    #16412939 - 06/21/12 08:31 AM (11 months, 21 days ago)

i have a girlfriend but it's a long distance relationship (she's outside).


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Re: Go outside and get a girl friend [Re: millzy]
    #16412940 - 06/21/12 08:33 AM (11 months, 21 days ago)

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Bassfreak said:
considering u dont know what she looks lke and dont know what the other girls ive been with look like, id have to say your comment is way fucking stupider

i know what im talking about



So you're saying that you've been dating extremely pretty girls and this one is the ugliest of them all yet still pretty? :lol:
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millzy said:
i have a girlfriend but it's a long distance relationship (she's outside).



Oh fuck that. I can't stand long distance relationships, as much as it sucks I am pretty quick at ending these.


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Re: Go outside and get a girl friend [Re: mazaloto]
    #16412945 - 06/21/12 08:40 AM (11 months, 21 days ago)

nope what i am saying is that u have no idea what you are talking about. that is all

and yes i date/hook up with hot chicks


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Re: Go outside and get a girl friend [Re: Bassfreak]
    #16412949 - 06/21/12 08:42 AM (11 months, 21 days ago)

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Bassfreak said:
considering u dont know what she looks lke and dont know what the other girls ive been with look like, id have to say your comment is way fucking stupider

i know what im talking about




"stupider" LOL fucking irony.


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Re: Go outside and get a girl friend [Re: BeefheartisBetter]
    #16412953 - 06/21/12 08:44 AM (11 months, 21 days ago)

uh oh we got da grammmer polise


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