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Anonymous #1
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 this one time.. 
#16403765 - 06/19/12 03:43 PM (10 months, 29 days ago) |
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i was at the park with my brothers and this stray dog ran up to us panting. i forgot what my brothers said or did .. but for some reason i whipped out my penis and pissed all over the dog. it was a lot of pee. the dark stinky kind. the dog just sat there embracing it, panting.
i cant forget about this. not a single day goes by where i dont think of these actions. 
oh yeah. i musta been like 8-10
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Anonymous #2
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Anonymous #1
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the same day we came across this sort of playground. one of many at this large park. i had this large gandalf looking stick i was carrying while trekking around the park.
long story short. brother and i see this tire hanging from some chains. i sit in it, with the stick on my lap. they spin it so much i go twirling around out of control. this small child walks up in amazement and gets smacked in the head while im rotating at light speed.
the 2 adolescents that were supposed to be watching the kid saw what happened at the last moment. they yelled at me. i replied, watch your baby. we took off on foot. soon after an ambulance showed up.
where art thou, bloody headed baby?
what happened to you? i hope youre ok.
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Anonymous #1
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this one time, i made e-friends with this girl from long island.
over time she fell in love with me. i got her to send me thousands of dollars which i pissed away on drugs. the money was supposedly for first, last, security deposit on an apartment for us <3
got her to buy a phone, deposit for electric. school money. i mean everything you could think of. the money just kept showing up in birthday cards. it was a celebration.
well she finally buys a plane ticket and tells her family shes moving. something she had been telling them for sometime. i told her not to leave and told her i was about to get arrested. she said she was leaving anyways. had my friend call her from his cell and pretend to be my lawyer.
left her at the airport, in a strange city, with lots of luggage.
where are you now?
i should have made good on those plans. thinking back on it she was probably loaded. the one thing that was a deal breaker was when i called her up one night and asked her what she was doing.
she told me she was applying hair remover of some sort on her upper lip area and her "happy trails", you know ..the area from your crotch to belly button. i was like omg...she grows a mustache. 
my brother and friend put me up to this. they had done it to another girl once before who had an abusive family. 
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Anonymous #2
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sounds like you got some issues brah
daddy touched your no no parts growing up?
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Anonymous #1
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actually no, he was very cool. he bought me all the things someone shoulldnt have at that age. when i was young he bought me a bb gun. followed by a small shotgun. then a gocart. i was terrorizing the neighborhood and loving it.
he got mad and smacked me around a few times....
like the time i got kicked out of school for stealing the Eucharist. the bread they give you at mass. i found about a thousand of those things and drew swastikas and wrote very mean things on them. stuffed them in girls lockers i disliked. i found it very amusing at the time.
when i was called down to the office and asked why there was Eucharists in the disk drive and cd drive of all the computers surrounding me...i denied it. i had no clue what to say. i sure as shit wasnt going to admit it.
but an hour later they rewound some camera off in a distant area i overlooked, caught me splashing holy water on a friend screaming, THE BLOOD OF CHRIST!
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Anonymous #3
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Sociopath and narcissist. Life is much easier when you are a reptile incapable of empathy. Me? I'm saddled with a conscience. Eh, at least I'm human.
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Anonymous #1
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im not a narcissist..
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Anonymous #2
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said:
actually no, he was very cool. he bought me all the things someone shoulldnt have at that age. when i was young he bought me a bb gun. followed by a small shotgun. then a gocart. i was terrorizing the neighborhood and loving it.
he got mad and smacked me around a few times....
like the time i got kicked out of school for stealing the Eucharist. the bread they give you at mass. i found about a thousand of those things and drew swastikas and wrote very mean things on them. stuffed them in girls lockers i disliked. i found it very amusing at the time.
when i was called down to the office and asked why there was Eucharists in the disk drive and cd drive of all the computers surrounding me...i denied it. i had no clue what to say. i sure as shit wasnt going to admit it.
but an hour later they rewound some camera off in a distant area i overlooked, caught me splashing holy water on a friend screaming, THE BLOOD OF CHRIST!
this all makes sense now. you were catholic.
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Anonymous #1
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explain..
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Anonymous #2
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you are a sociopathic monster with a dissociative identity disorder. what more is there to explain?
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Anonymous #1
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shit i think youre right. but how is being catholic the root of this ?
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Anonymous #4
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Why do people feel the need to post useless shit on the Internet and hide behind and anonymous username? Quit wasting everyones time and server space with your childish stories.
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Anonymous #2
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think about what catholics are in the christian world. they are a bunch of stuck up faggot pricks brown nosers who eat each others assholes like its a thanksgiving dinner. all these uptight rules and regulations pretending to be so righteous and upheld like they DESERVE to go to heaven just because they are catholic and do stupid rituals and have stupid communions and masses and eat pieces of shitty bread and get their ding dongs touched by priests for the sake of God. yeah. thats why. catholicism breeds fake individuals more so than any other religion out there. at least the jihadists are willing to die for what they believe. now thats some real ass shit and shows you how real they are.
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