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 The Fraud/.Phoney Guitarist Thread 
#16398354 - 06/18/12 06:49 AM (1 year, 19 hours ago) |
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Who are some guitarists you think, are absolute frauds? Touted as hot shit on a guitar, but they don't do anything really hot?
My nominee is BB King. He plays two or three notes and everyone rolls their eyes and says "Oh, BB King, what feel..."
It's the emperors new clothes syndrome. I dont think he is shit. Who are some others?
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 Re: The Fraud/.Phoney Guitarist Thread [Re: starfire_xes]
#16398381 - 06/18/12 07:28 AM (1 year, 19 hours ago) |
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Kirk Hammett. He's sloppy as hell and really not the most imaginative lead guitarist. Sloppy playing in the metal genre doesn't resonate with me.
Yngwie Malmsteen. He can definitely play fast, but it all sounds the same to me. Nothing but a show-off.
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Re: The Fraud/.Phoney Guitarist Thread [Re: starfire_xes]
#16398600 - 06/18/12 09:59 AM (1 year, 16 hours ago) |
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Honestly, the two guitarists from my favorite bands: Tool and STS9. Both Adam Jones and Hunter Brown are decent, and somewhat unique, hut they ain't the hot shit. Particularly Hunter, when listening to past shows, has a problem hitting all the right notes. 
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Re: The Fraud/.Phoney Guitarist Thread [Re: starfire_xes] 3
#16398622 - 06/18/12 10:07 AM (1 year, 16 hours ago) |
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BB king REALLY? You're dumb and I bet you suck at guitar.... especially compared to BB.
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Re: The Fraud/.Phoney Guitarist Thread [Re: Alabama Slim]
#16398655 - 06/18/12 10:26 AM (1 year, 16 hours ago) |
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Quote:
Alabama Slim said:
BB king REALLY? You're dumb and I bet you suck at guitar.... especially compared to BB.
^ this.
I think anyone who is going to talk trash about how someone plays guitar needs to post what they can jam on
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Re: The Fraud/.Phoney Guitarist Thread [Re: trampis]
#16398683 - 06/18/12 10:36 AM (1 year, 16 hours ago) |
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I think every guitarist has something to offer really. Not sure I'd actually put any of em down, otherwise they wouldn't have got where they are if they didn't have something about them...
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Re: The Fraud/.Phoney Guitarist Thread [Re: trampis]
#16398692 - 06/18/12 10:40 AM (1 year, 16 hours ago) |
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Quote:
trampis said:
Quote:
Alabama Slim said:
BB king REALLY? You're dumb and I bet you suck at guitar.... especially compared to BB.
^ this.
I think anyone who is going to talk trash about how someone plays guitar needs to post what they can jam on
I'm pretty sure starefire_xes is legendary on guitar. I think I heard some stuff he uploaded, and he def has a rep here at the Shroomery. That said, I do disagree about BB King, I've heard him really jam, and I think he's great and improvising with other people too, which is its own talent.
My nominee would be The Edge, though I'll admit I'm far from the first person to call him out. He's inventive, but a pretty shit guitar player once his effects are stripped down.
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Re: The Fraud/.Phoney Guitarist Thread [Re: Lion]
#16398747 - 06/18/12 10:59 AM (1 year, 15 hours ago) |
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Is playing fast all that matters? I mean if it's just style that these guitar players are being judged on then this will turn into a shouting match about whose favorite guitar player is the the most favorite.
Jimi Hendrix was a phony, that's for sure.
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Re: The Fraud/.Phoney Guitarist Thread [Re: Amoeboid]
#16398810 - 06/18/12 11:15 AM (1 year, 15 hours ago) |
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Yngwie malmsteen... I fucking hate that guy. Such a tool. Doesn't do anything original. Such a show-off.
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Re: The Fraud/.Phoney Guitarist Thread [Re: Amoeboid] 1
#16398823 - 06/18/12 11:18 AM (1 year, 15 hours ago) |
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Amoeboid said:
Jimi Hendrix was a phony, that's for sure.
I hear lots of people say this, but I don't think they know what they're talking about. Jimi was arguably the best guitar player of the '60s.
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Re: The Fraud/.Phoney Guitarist Thread [Re: Amoeboid]
#16398832 - 06/18/12 11:21 AM (1 year, 15 hours ago) |
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When you say fraud guitar players I think of everyday folks (myself included) that continue to call ourselves guitar players even though I havent played in a band since 2004 and I rarely get the guitar out of it's case anymore.
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Re: The Fraud/.Phoney Guitarist Thread [Re: DocShroom] 1
#16398909 - 06/18/12 11:38 AM (1 year, 15 hours ago) |
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BB King is in fact the shit so you are wrong sorry...
I was never that crazy about that Eric Clapton guy myself, he's mediocre but I wouldn't go as far as calling him an absolute fraud.
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Re: The Fraud/.Phoney Guitarist Thread [Re: moonrockmushy]
#16398928 - 06/18/12 11:41 AM (1 year, 15 hours ago) |
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moonrockmushy said:
I was never that crazy about that Eric Clapton guy myself, he's mediocre but I wouldn't go as far as calling him an absolute fraud.
Agreed his solo stuff was shite, but some of the stuff he did with bands like Cream and Derek and the Dominos is totally awesome. His early stuff with the Yardbirds is cool too.
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jesus btw had part alien DNA
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Re: The Fraud/.Phoney Guitarist Thread [Re: Smoky McPot]
#16398966 - 06/18/12 11:50 AM (1 year, 14 hours ago) |
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George Thorogood. I have a session friend who plays all over the world with different people and was in Jay and the Americans. He told me Thorogood was once asked to sit in at a live venue and somebody handed him a guitar. He said "I can't play this, it's a regular guitar." Apparently his sound is all odd tuning tricks. I don't care. I love his music anyway. Most of these greatest musicians arguments are crap. You either like the music or you don't. I don't care if it's hard to play or not. Phil Manzanera (Roxy Music) is no guitar genius but I love his style. Same with Gary Green (Gentle Giant).
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Re: The Fraud/.Phoney Guitarist Thread [Re: Smoky McPot]
#16398977 - 06/18/12 11:53 AM (1 year, 14 hours ago) |
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I'm with you two Clapton seems to be hit and miss.
Tom Morello is by far my favorite guitarist of all times although he did sell out a little when he started making video game appearances on top of eveything else he was famous for. I think your music should carry you to the next generation without having to change the way it's delivered to them.
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Re: The Fraud/.Phoney Guitarist Thread [Re: starfire_xes]
#16399428 - 06/18/12 07:28 PM (1 year, 7 hours ago) |
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No virtuoso myself, but Jack White is way overrated in my opinion.
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Re: The Fraud/.Phoney Guitarist Thread [Re: Kupo]
#16399442 - 06/18/12 07:31 PM (1 year, 7 hours ago) |
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Yngwie malmsteen
Herman Li
Sam Totman
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Re: The Fraud/.Phoney Guitarist Thread [Re: LySergic D]
#16399461 - 06/18/12 07:34 PM (1 year, 7 hours ago) |
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David Gilmour
Dimebag Darrel
Tom Morello
Robert Fripp
Stevie Ray Vaughn
... terrible guitar players
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Re: The Fraud/.Phoney Guitarist Thread [Re: Amoeboid]
#16399518 - 06/18/12 07:47 PM (1 year, 6 hours ago) |
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all virtuoso guitarists and solo artists that play guitar over session musicians, because they think guitar is that cool.
yeah, alllllll of those people.
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Re: The Fraud/.Phoney Guitarist Thread [Re: akira_akuma] 1
#16399573 - 06/18/12 07:57 PM (1 year, 6 hours ago) |
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Obviously kidding there, but I dont care enough about what guitarists think about themselves to have an opinion on them. Ive tried taking up guitar numerous times but just couldn't commit. If you can play at least a little and aren't a douche about it you're fine by me.
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