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Re: Post the creepiest bible quote you can find [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #16384940 - 06/15/12 11:26 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
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The Ecstatic said:
Ezekiel 23:19
She lusted after their genitals – as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.










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Re: Post the creepiest bible quote you can find [Re: Learyfan] * 1
    #16385010 - 06/15/12 11:40 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Book of Revelation, basically people are fucked for a long time world wide until all good people are destroyed God steps in.  Don't believe it but if it does turn out that way how shitty would that time be?

And that quote about people wishing for death but death would not come to them, whatever, even though some may be true how it's been used I think it's the most destructive book ever produced.


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Re: Post the creepiest bible quote you can find [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #16386517 - 06/15/12 05:23 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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TheMushroomJesus said:
This thread is a joke. Of course a 'LearyFan' loves trolling the bible because presenting facts to fundy Christians that need GUIDANCE not criticism makes his dick rise.

Sad. Bring your ego somewhere else, hypocrite.




Dear 'TheMushroomJesus',

I realize that people look to the bible for guidance.  And I'm sorry to have to be one of those people who takes that source of comfort away from you, but it is something that needs to be done for the good of humanity.  We can't move forward until we destroy religion.  It no longer serves us.  It hasn't for a long time and we've suffered greatly for it.  It's global intellectual suicide at a time when we need to use our heads more than ever.  You don't need it anymore.  Just as you didn't need your Dad to pretend to hold your bicycle on the day that you learned to ride.  Find strength in yourself.  Because YOU are god.  Don't give your power away.  But in keeping with the thread:

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"The people of Samaria must bear the consequences of their guilt because they rebelled against their God. They will be killed by an invading army, their little ones dashed to death against the ground, their pregnant women ripped open by swords."  (Hosea 13:16 NLT)

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Re: Post the creepiest bible quote you can find [Re: dr_gonz]
    #16387181 - 06/15/12 08:05 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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dr_gonz said:
Are you free of a wife?  Then do not look for a wife.  If you marry, however, you do not sin, nor does an unmarried woman sin if she marries; but such people will experience affliction in their earthly life, and I would like to spare you that.  (1 Corinthians 7:27-28 NAB)

the fuck?




1 Corinthians 7:27-28 NKJV

Are you bound to a wife? Do not seek to be loosed. Are you loosed from a wife? Do not seek a wife. But even if you do marry, you have not sinned; and if a virgin marries, she has not sinned. Nevertheless such will have trouble in the flesh, but I would spare you.

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