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OfflineAlmond Flour
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My dads a fucking ASSHAT (rant inside)
    #16290538 - 05/27/12 02:27 AM (11 months, 16 days ago)

My dads an asshat. Mother fucker gets a brand new job with his masters degree and REFUSES to help me or his grandson out at all. He keeps saying "I have no money I have no money" :bored:, but that doesnt stop the prick from buying lavish gifts for my sister, getting my mother (who he magically decides to date 22 years later :stonedjerk:) a brand new fish tank, etc. etc.

Im not asking for the jerk to pay my rent or put me through college (god forbid he help his son get through school), all im saying is maybe offer me a $20 every month or so to buy myself a gilt free beer, or some fucking food for Christ sakes :commonsense:. My mom on the other hand does NOT make 45k+ thousand a year with full benifits (she works through a temp agency), and even SHE offers to buy me new socks and shit.

So I called him out on it, right in front of my mother and grandmother and sister, asking why the fuck he refuses to hand me a dime or any sort of financial support. His excuses? :naughty:

-I should break it off with my wife and leave my son therefore he doesnt want to give me a dime because he hates her and doesnt want cash getting spent on her

-he has no money (realize the bitch makes 45+ thousand a year, and just bought a 2 bedroom condo in San diego)

-He had a hard life and his dad didnt hand him shit (therefore it makes sense to treat me in a manner which he finds suffering for......character building I can only assume :rolleyes:


The argument basically leaves him pissed off, shaking, and trying to throw anything and everything he could to make me seem like some lazy dickwad who doesnt want to get a job (despite going to school full time, raising a 6 month old, and working part time). During is "offensive speech" I got the pleasure of discovering he doesnt even know how old I am :sad:


So what does the fucker do? WHAT DID THE FATHER OF THE YEAR DO!????

He goes home and fucking pulls out $500 in 20's and leaves it at my door saying (heres some cash, I took out a loan with 18% interest)


KISS MY ASS and rot in hell piece of shit, no wonder your on antidepressents and miserable as FUCK. Hope you die alone with the solitude you so desperatly crave bitch :minigun::onfire:


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Re: My dads a fucking ASSHAT (rant inside) [Re: Almond Flour] * 3
    #16290544 - 05/27/12 02:29 AM (11 months, 16 days ago)

k now read it again to yourself


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Re: My dads a fucking ASSHAT (rant inside) [Re: Almond Flour]
    #16290552 - 05/27/12 02:33 AM (11 months, 16 days ago)

FUcking favorites game.  My life story.

$300 at times can ruin my entire bank account and bills.

$20 is awesome to get i agree 100% or a tank of gas or even a gift card to a ruby tuesdays

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Re: My dads a fucking ASSHAT (rant inside) [Re: Almond Flour]
    #16290553 - 05/27/12 02:33 AM (11 months, 16 days ago)

/gestures emptily


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Re: My dads a fucking ASSHAT (rant inside) [Re: Almond Flour]
    #16290555 - 05/27/12 02:33 AM (11 months, 16 days ago)

Quote:

Real CA Milk said:
My dads an asshat. Mother fucker gets a brand new job with his masters degree and REFUSES to help me or his grandson out at all. He keeps saying "I have no money I have no money" :bored:, but that doesnt stop the prick from buying lavish gifts for my sister, getting my mother (who he magically decides to date 22 years later :stonedjerk:) a brand new fish tank, etc. etc.

Im not asking for the jerk to pay my rent or put me through college (god forbid he help his son get through school), all im saying is maybe offer me a $20 every month or so to buy myself a gilt free beer, or some fucking food for Christ sakes :commonsense:. My mom on the other hand does NOT make 45k+ thousand a year with full benifits (she works through a temp agency), and even SHE offers to buy me new socks and shit.

So I called him out on it, right in front of my mother and grandmother and sister, asking why the fuck he refuses to hand me a dime or any sort of financial support. His excuses? :naughty:

-I should break it off with my wife and leave my son therefore he doesnt want to give me a dime because he hates her and doesnt want cash getting spent on her

-he has no money (realize the bitch makes 45+ thousand a year, and just bought a 2 bedroom condo in San diego)

-He had a hard life and his dad didnt hand him shit (therefore it makes sense to treat me in a manner which he finds suffering for......character building I can only assume :rolleyes:


The argument basically leaves him pissed off, shaking, and trying to throw anything and everything he could to make me seem like some lazy dickwad who doesnt want to get a job (despite going to school full time, raising a 6 month old, and working part time). During is "offensive speech" I got the pleasure of discovering he doesnt even know how old I am :sad:


So what does the fucker do? WHAT DID THE FATHER OF THE YEAR DO!????

He goes home and fucking pulls out $500 in 20's and leaves it at my door saying (heres some cash, I took out a loan with 18% interest)


KISS MY ASS and rot in hell piece of shit, no wonder your on antidepressents and miserable as FUCK. Hope you die alone with the solitude you so desperatly crave bitch :minigun::onfire:





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Re: My dads a fucking ASSHAT (rant inside) [Re: Everlong] * 7
    #16290569 - 05/27/12 02:39 AM (11 months, 16 days ago)

are you sure your father doesn't have TWO daughters?


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Re: My dads a fucking ASSHAT (rant inside) [Re: Everlong] * 3
    #16290572 - 05/27/12 02:39 AM (11 months, 16 days ago)

My father just sold his company for 20 mil... Guess who isn't seeing a dime... Guess who also isn't angry and is actually happy for a family member....


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Re: My dads a fucking ASSHAT (rant inside) [Re: SpecialEd]
    #16290574 - 05/27/12 02:40 AM (11 months, 16 days ago)

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SpecialEd said:
are you sure your father doesn't have TWO daughters?



:randysavage:  :sped:


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Re: My dads a fucking ASSHAT (rant inside) [Re: Everlong]
    #16290578 - 05/27/12 02:40 AM (11 months, 16 days ago)

i'm just going to leave this right here...


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Re: My dads a fucking ASSHAT (rant inside) [Re: k00laid]
    #16290591 - 05/27/12 02:43 AM (11 months, 16 days ago)

This is why you never rely on other people for anything .
Ive learned that the hard way


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Re: My dads a fucking ASSHAT (rant inside) [Re: Almond Flour] * 2
    #16290593 - 05/27/12 02:44 AM (11 months, 16 days ago)

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Real CA Milk said:
Quote:

SpecialEd said:
are you sure your father doesn't have TWO daughters?



:randysavage:  :sped:




i mean i can see where your old man is a douche bag, but i just think back when my father was hard on me and make me take on hard jobs when i was a teenager. 

I hated the motherfucker for that shit, thought it was the worst thing in the world.  But now i'm old enough to understand, and will be doing the same thing with my sons.


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Re: My dads a fucking ASSHAT (rant inside) [Re: Almond Flour] * 8
    #16290594 - 05/27/12 02:45 AM (11 months, 16 days ago)

For the folks who tl;dr

"daddy i want money give me some"
"Fuck off get your own"
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Re: My dads a fucking ASSHAT (rant inside) [Re: SpecialEd]
    #16290604 - 05/27/12 02:48 AM (11 months, 16 days ago)

Quote:

SpecialEd said:
Quote:

Real CA Milk said:
Quote:

SpecialEd said:
are you sure your father doesn't have TWO daughters?



:randysavage:  :sped:




i mean i can see where your old man is a douche bag, but i just think back when my father was hard on me and make me take on hard jobs when i was a teenager. 

I hated the motherfucker for that shit, thought it was the worst thing in the world.  But now i'm old enough to understand, and will be doing the same thing with my sons.




This goes beyond a hars lesson of character building that will open us up to bond in later life. This is a man whos being cruel, butthurt, and a downright prick. If waving money in front of me (while I get so stressed I wanna break apart my family, and slam my head on the fucking) is supposed to somehow "teach me a life lesson", Im calling bullshit.

He even told me so himself, he would like nothing more than for me to break apart my family, and do the bare minimum for my child (ie child support) instead of staying with my wife. And then the bastard tries to be my friend and shit.


Fuck off old man


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Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition -Timothy Leary

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Re: My dads a fucking ASSHAT (rant inside) [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
    #16290610 - 05/27/12 02:49 AM (11 months, 16 days ago)

Quote:

HeadTripVertigo said:
For the folks who tl;dr

"daddy i want money give me some"
"Fuck off get your own"
"wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh"



:strokebeard: You could have saved me a rant friend


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Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition -Timothy Leary

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living forever would be a terrible curse if there were not also quality of life to match it. :wander: -Unknown

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Re: My dads a fucking ASSHAT (rant inside) [Re: Almond Flour] * 5
    #16290614 - 05/27/12 02:50 AM (11 months, 16 days ago)

If he's that much of a prick then don't ask him for shit and don't bitch about it when he doesn't help you.  Should be obvious...


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Re: My dads a fucking ASSHAT (rant inside) [Re: Almond Flour] * 2
    #16290621 - 05/27/12 02:51 AM (11 months, 16 days ago)

well it sounds like he's just jealous of your marriage and he's trying to fuck shit up.  take it as a compliment, you don't have your old man's women issues.


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Re: My dads a fucking ASSHAT (rant inside) [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
    #16290622 - 05/27/12 02:52 AM (11 months, 16 days ago)

Quote:

HeadTripVertigo said:
For the folks who tl;dr

"daddy i want money give me some"
"Fuck off get your own"
"wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh"




Right?

"Dad I'm a married man! Give me 20 bucks for beer.... please?!
"No, I've supported you for your whole fucking life, fuck off"
"Fuck you!"


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Re: My dads a fucking ASSHAT (rant inside) [Re: Uzziel]
    #16290629 - 05/27/12 02:54 AM (11 months, 16 days ago)

Don't paraphrase me.


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Re: My dads a fucking ASSHAT (rant inside) [Re: Uzziel]
    #16290635 - 05/27/12 02:56 AM (11 months, 16 days ago)

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HeadTripVertigo said:
If he's that much of a prick then don't ask him for shit and don't bitch about it when he doesn't help you.  Should be obvious...



I didnt think he was a prick. I thought he was a chill guy who simply went his own way but loved me. I didnt know he was a passive agressive shit who tries to emotionally arm twist senarios into destructive paths
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Quote:

HeadTripVertigo said:
For the folks who tl;dr

"daddy i want money give me some"
"Fuck off get your own"
"wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh"




Right?

"Dad I'm a married man! Give me 20 bucks for beer.... please?!
"No, I've supported you for your whole fucking life, fuck off"
"Fuck you!"





If by support me his whole life you mean $300 in child support and left to be raised by a pill addicted bi polar mother than YES, he did indeed support me my whole life :stonedjerk:


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Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition -Timothy Leary

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living forever would be a terrible curse if there were not also quality of life to match it. :wander: -Unknown

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Re: My dads a fucking ASSHAT (rant inside) [Re: Almond Flour]
    #16290638 - 05/27/12 02:58 AM (11 months, 16 days ago)

i see you have a good attitude about your mother as well.


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