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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #16289438 - 05/26/12 10:02 PM (11 months, 16 days ago)

Josephus  was pullin yer leg.


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: Icelander]
    #16289838 - 05/26/12 11:44 PM (11 months, 16 days ago)

Jesus is just the coolest man, he is just the best man, he is so awesome man, come on up here man and give your heart to Jesus man so that I can feel like I'm right and everyone else is wrong. Tomorrow you'll wake up in the same world of shit and nothing will have changed but that's cool cause you don't have to worry about eternal suffering.

I listen to some christian music

VENGEANCE RISING - BEHEADED LYRICS

[G. Rodgers / R. Martinez]

And I saw the beast rise
And the dragon gave him his power
And the world followed him
And it was granted him to make war
With the siants and to overcome them

Seven thunders uttered their voices
But the message has been sealed
However there are certain things that
The Lord has revealed

If anyone worships the beast (and receives the mark)
He will drink of the wrath (of God)
He shall be tormented with fire forever
In the presence of the angels and the Lamb

In the time that it all comes down
You'll find out just what witnessing is really all about
So when they ask you to take the mark of the beast
Just scream in their faces, "I want to be beheaded, beheaded"

I want (my) head chopped off
You'll see (my) body rot
But then (I'll) reign with Christ
And then you will fry


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: Icelander]
    #16290209 - 05/27/12 12:47 AM (11 months, 16 days ago)

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Doesn't exist in reality. Sorry.  Rather than debate this here again, do a search for the many long debates on this issue here and in the philosophy forum.




So now, now you have debunked unconditional love? It may be incredibly rare but it may exist among a few.


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: soldatheero]
    #16290540 - 05/27/12 02:28 AM (11 months, 16 days ago)

Unconditional love sounds like that which does not exist to me. That which does not exist beyond space and time is unconditional love, I clearly recall ET describing the true, peaceful and blissful self is that which does not exist. Of course Jesus does not exist, there would be several billion reality tunnels where he does not exist, then he does exist in other reality tunnels, in mind, a place beyond space and time that does not exist.


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #16292017 - 05/27/12 01:40 PM (11 months, 16 days ago)

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whatsgrimace said:
upon reading the old testament it seems that the father does some very heavy shit to people that don't do what they should he says.





Upon (re)reading the Old Testament with new eyes, it seems that this Yaweh character was nothing more than an egotistical, childish slaver come from afar to get himself some new serfs.

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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: Mycomyth]
    #16292023 - 05/27/12 01:41 PM (11 months, 16 days ago)

i'm sure he made more than a few serfs as well ha....


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: g00ru]
    #16293920 - 05/28/12 07:42 AM (11 months, 15 days ago)

There is a punk song that goes "God Rulz... God Rulz... God Rulz..."  This other preacher had a band called one bad pig and he preached with punk rock, and now you will sleep for the next 6 hours and awaken feeling really good.


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: usulpsychonaut]
    #16294132 - 05/28/12 09:53 AM (11 months, 15 days ago)

most christian music is fucking awful


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #16294135 - 05/28/12 09:54 AM (11 months, 15 days ago)

i'm talking about the alternative christian rock and contemporary scenes. they don't give a fuck, the music is so bland. every song sounds exactly the same and it sounds like their pumping out for profit. christian music festivals are even more lull


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #16294750 - 05/28/12 01:03 PM (11 months, 15 days ago)

so true.


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: Icelander]
    #16298628 - 05/29/12 01:28 AM (11 months, 14 days ago)



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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: Parkseerf]
    #16298676 - 05/29/12 01:37 AM (11 months, 14 days ago)

I fucking love Tom Waits, his religion is alcoholism as far as I'm concerned, he used the spirits to aid his soul and now he's in AA. As for actual preaching christian metal bands, that Vengeance Rising and Tourniquet are 2 bands that I actually like enough to listen too.


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: usulpsychonaut]
    #16299612 - 05/29/12 07:58 AM (11 months, 14 days ago)

So there were no christians beating on the doors of rome? Cant have been, that is part of the fiction right? The romans could have culled any slave and passed them off as christian martyrs to perpetuate that myth, but the original diciple - missionary pre-roman catholic church christians never existed... Very interesting.


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in every winter I feel so old
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so very old as the dreadful cold


Edited by usulpsychonaut (05/29/12 08:02 AM)


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #16305144 - 05/30/12 10:24 AM (11 months, 13 days ago)

Given enough time, I think I'd find a way to have a good time anywhere.


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