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Anonymous #1
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 Riding Dirty (Cocaine) 
#16285176 - 05/25/12 10:31 PM (11 months, 23 days ago) |
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Ok, so here it is the big holiday weekend, me and my cousin ran over to the bad end of town to pick up a little blow to party on this weekend.
Well, they got the highway all fucked up where they are working on it around the downtown area, so we did not get on the highway on the way there, but on the way back, my cousin insist on getting on the highway when we get back downtown.
After being on the highway all of 30 seconds his car stalls out and he exclaims "Shit we're out of gas!"
I am all like, well, fuck, he is then like Cops are behind us.
So I try to be discreet and stuff the shit down my pants as it is only a few grams, but in the past I know that if they see you moving at all they can be like "What the fuck are you hiding?!?!!? I saw you moving around!!!" (this has happened to me before but they never found the goods even after damn near sticking his whole hand in my crack).
Well it is a female officer and here she comes up to the car, my cuz tells her he ran out of gas and she ask if he has anyone he can call, he says yes, she ask if he would like her to wait behind him, he says no, just like that she is on her way in less than 90 seconds.
Most folks hate the police, but I got to say the cops in my city can be cool most of the time, good thing we were in the city, because any of the surrounding departments would have not have been so amicable.
Just tuned way up on this shit right now and thought I would share. Man this is some good shit!
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Anonymous #2
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Glad things turned out alright for you, but driving a car nearly out of gas to pick up blow is a major 
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Anonymous #1
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ya, not my car, my cuzo is crazy like that, the fucked up part is that he just got paid and had a wallet full of crispy hundreds and fifties. Admittedly I have done much worse, but not in years.
For real, the neighborhood we were in would be about the last place you would want to leave your car unattended, or be white and bathed for that matter, crazy crazy shit, but lucky for us it worked out alright.
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Anonymous #3
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Dude thats too funny, because last time my homie went to get some blow his car got a flat tire on the fucking highway 
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Anonymous #4
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I cannot believe you ran out of gas while rolling with cola man, that's like runnng out of dirt to bury a body.
You must never have been to grown up jail before.
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Anonymous #5
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you guys were under investigation. The cops aren't blowing their case to bust you with a few grams of coke. Especially after that female cop recognized the driver as a confidential informant...
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Anonymous #1
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She ran his plate, his driving record popped up and since he was not going at least 10mph over the speed limit she knew there had to be something wrong with his car.
And yes, that was what I call a "geeker move", being more concerned with making the score than making sure everything is covered to make the score and return with the goods safely.
He said his gas light was not even on, but shit, he had to know he was low on gas, the mother fucker snorted a whole quarter gram as soon as we got back, and this shit is about as pure as you will ever find it.
I start like this  then it progresses to this On the third day it turns all bad. 
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Anonymous #6
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present yourself as an honest citizen. 90% of your police problems are solved
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Anonymous #5
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one time i was rushing to score some blow, and after putting gas in my car, i drove off without taking the pump out of my gas tank, and i got spooked when the gas line yanked out of my car. oh well, it didn't break or nothin.
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Anonymous #1
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Quote:
Anonymous #6 said:
present yourself as an honest citizen. 90% of your police problems are solved
Quote:
Anonymous #5 said:
one time i was rushing to score some blow, and after putting gas in my car, i drove off without taking the pump out of my gas tank, and i got spooked when the gas line yanked out of my car. oh well, it didn't break or nothin.
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Anonymous #7
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Quote:
Anonymous #2 said:
Glad things turned out alright for you, but driving a car nearly out of gas to pick up blow is a major
Just goes to show what being a fiend will do to your mind.
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