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 Horsewithnoname
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 So this girl doesn't want to orgasm 
#16287553 - 05/26/12 02:05 PM (11 months, 18 days ago) |
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So I'm going out with this chick. We've had sex a few times but none of them has she reached an orgasm. That kind of bugged me but I didn't give it much thought.
But now talking to her she confessed that she doesn't like having orgasms. She says she makes a mess and leaves everything wet (she must be a squirter) and that makes her embarrassed.
I am now like 
How can you not like having orgasms but still like having sex? weird imo.
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MrShroom
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Quote:
Horsewithnoname said:
So I'm going out with this chick. We've had sex a few times but none of them has she reached an orgasm. That kind of bugged me but I didn't give it much thought.
But now talking to her she confessed that she doesn't like having orgasms. She says she makes a mess and leaves everything wet (she must be a squirter) and that makes her embarrassed.
I am now like
How can you not like having orgasms but still like having sex? weird imo.
Dude the truth is that you aren't getting the job done and making her feel weird about it.
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Gumby
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Re: So this girl doesn't want to orgasm [Re: MrShroom] 2
#16287623 - 05/26/12 02:18 PM (11 months, 18 days ago) |
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Dude tell her that's hot and you love it.
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 sadsappysucker
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Re: So this girl doesn't want to orgasm [Re: Gumby]
#16287627 - 05/26/12 02:19 PM (11 months, 18 days ago) |
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Quote:
Gumby said:
Dude tell her that's hot and you love it.
This. If you tell her how much you love it and turn her on right, she will gush all over your face.
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I_was_the_walrus
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Intimacy between a couple will never grow without vulnerability...if that's what you're looking for, anyway. If she's not willing to stick her neck out a little bit, you've hit a stalemate.
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Re: So this girl doesn't want to orgasm [Re: Gumby]
#16287657 - 05/26/12 02:25 PM (11 months, 18 days ago) |
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There could be a few things wrong here.
1. TDS (Thin Dick Syndrome)
2. She's a dirty little whore and wants you to be rough with her. CHOKE HER!
3. She's into buttsex. (Not something wrong think of it as a blessing)
4. Did you tell her to call you daddy? I've ran into this particular problem a few times. It makes the moment weird. Makes it even weirder when she refuses to call you "daddy".
5. Stimulate the clit and the butthole at the same time.
6. Tell her you want her to make a mess, all over your face. Tell her you want to bath in her lady juices, flatter her.
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Patlal
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Re: So this girl doesn't want to orgasm [Re: Mescalean]
#16287710 - 05/26/12 02:42 PM (11 months, 18 days ago) |
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Squirters seem to be awesome and shit but there is a very bad aspect to it.
It ruins mattresses. Mattresses are not cheap.
My friend dated a squirter and had to buy 3 mattress in 5 months. He didn't find it funny at all.
Having sex on a plastic tarp isn't really interesting either
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Bundy
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Tell her it's fine, and that you don't mind.
Wetness is a good thing.
Just lay a few sheets down on the bed, table, or wherever you guys fuck.
Or fuck in the shower?
Then you don't have to worry about a mess.
There are plenty of ways around this.
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Me_Roy
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Re: So this girl doesn't want to orgasm [Re: Bundy]
#16287735 - 05/26/12 02:51 PM (11 months, 18 days ago) |
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Get one of those rubberized sheets for bed-wetters and one or more washable padded mattress covers to put on top of it.
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Quest_ions
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Re: So this girl doesn't want to orgasm [Re: Gumby]
#16287742 - 05/26/12 02:55 PM (11 months, 18 days ago) |
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Quote:
Gumby said:
Dude tell her that's hot and you love it.
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nice1
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lol yeah shes just looking for reassurance
will be fucking great when shes squirting in yer face lul
some men find it disgusting personally i enjoy to see a girl happy spraying juice everywhere 
U shud not let her pull away and make her cum anyway lol - she'll start screaming noooooooooooo hahahaha
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Quest_ions
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Re: So this girl doesn't want to orgasm [Re: nice1]
#16287772 - 05/26/12 03:03 PM (11 months, 18 days ago) |
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I tell my girl whatever makes her happy makes me happy.
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Re: So this girl doesn't want to orgasm [Re: Gumby]
#16287782 - 05/26/12 03:05 PM (11 months, 18 days ago) |
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Quote:
Gumby said:
Dude tell her that's hot and you love it.
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Salomon
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Quote:
Horsewithnoname said:
So I'm going out with this chick. We've had sex a few times but none of them has she reached an orgasm. That kind of bugged me but I didn't give it much thought.
But now talking to her she confessed that she doesn't like having orgasms. She says she makes a mess and leaves everything wet (she must be a squirter) and that makes her embarrassed.
I am now like
How can you not like having orgasms but still like having sex? weird imo.
mix a while bunch of MDMA into some lube.
then coat your cock in said lube.
proceede to fuck her until she cums buckets upon buckets
then collect roll around in your soiled sheets
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boner soup
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Does this thread make anybody else horny?
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DeathSpider
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Re: So this girl doesn't want to orgasm [Re: Mescalean]
#16287901 - 05/26/12 03:36 PM (11 months, 18 days ago) |
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Quote:
Mescalean said:
4. Did you tell her to call you daddy? I've ran into this particular problem a few times. It makes the moment weird. Makes it even weirder when she refuses to call you "daddy".
Forget the 'daddy' shit, I find it hot when a dude asks me to call him fictitious character names.
"Oh Santa, harder! Harder!"
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yutaka
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Fuck in a kiddie pool.
Measure the volume of fluid displaced from her body.
You know, for science.
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boner soup
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Re: So this girl doesn't want to orgasm [Re: DeathSpider] 1
#16287915 - 05/26/12 03:39 PM (11 months, 18 days ago) |
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But..you're a man.
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sadsappysucker
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Re: So this girl doesn't want to orgasm [Re: boner soup]
#16287928 - 05/26/12 03:42 PM (11 months, 18 days ago) |
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Quote:
boner soup said:
Does this thread make anybody else horny?
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sadsappysucker
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Re: So this girl doesn't want to orgasm [Re: DeathSpider]
#16287931 - 05/26/12 03:44 PM (11 months, 18 days ago) |
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I've done dead president names, myself.  Mainly Lincoln.
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