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 JimLahey
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Hahahaha, fuck that shit, some dudes are jsut retarded
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 Re: The most retarded  [Re: JimLahey]
#16281686 - 05/25/12 02:24 AM (1 year, 25 days ago) |
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I once had a small conversation with a couch and a tv. The couch was harassing the tv, but when I was trying to tell the couch to stop it, the tv started harassing the couch. Being a mediator for them was useless.
they act like kids 
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cryptofgod
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ganjfather said:
I have a story of a (kinda) friend. She was at sasquatch 4-5 years ago with her boyfriend. Her boyfriend was being a dick and Bogart-in the drugs. Well she got really pissed and eventually stole them from him, ate about a gram and a half of molly and a ten strip. she was getting really gak-faced from the mollez when the LSD started kicking in. After about an hour and half she was stripped down, ass naked, on the top of their van, finger fucking herself and yelling "somebody fuck me, my boyfriend's dick is too small"...
That crusty vagina still gives me a chuckle.
I loled at the crusty vagina
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 Rhizohunter
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After a two day Ritalin binge in high school I saw my sock moving across the floor and tried to catch it. I swear to god it was moving!
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WakeboardrB
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Quote:
alcoholichunter said:
After a two day Ritalin binge in high school I saw my sock moving across the floor and tried to catch it. I swear to god it was moving!
Oh man, the tricks that are played on the stimulant addled sleep deprived brain.
On day 3-4 the shadow people come out.
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dondija
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Years ago I had no clue what salvia was, just thought it was some dumb legal high. So I'm online and my friend says get some I want to see you do it. So I order the 50x thinking what's the difference?
2 bong hits of that shit and I basically blacked out. My friend said I started dripping sweat, turned bright red, and was just repeating his mother's name (carmella) over and over and over again. When I came to I felt so weird I started yelling at him and made him leave.
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ButteredToast
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Hmm one I was camping with a decent sized group of friends/acquaintances. My pants fell down and I couldn't pull them back up for the life of me, I gave up and sat by the fire with my pants at my ankles and this girl next to me tells me my dick is out. Sure enough it was poking out through my boxers. 
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ganjfather
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Ok I have another one.
Was chillin with a buddy and he had a shit ton of adderal, like 60 pills. He just kept eatin them and eatin them and over about 3 days he ate over 30 pills. He was up for 7 days straight and around the 4th day he called me and told me that there was people in the trees with guns and they were surrounding his apartment. LOL.
Well by the 7th day of not being able to sleep, he gave into his sleep deprivation and really started thinking there were terrorists outside his house with guns that were trying to kill him. He called the police and told them that exactly. The SWAT broke down his door and found him sitting in the corner, trippin the fuck out.
Hes never eaten adderal again.
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cryptofgod
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Quote:
ButteredToast said:
Hmm one I was camping with a decent sized group of friends/acquaintances. My pants fell down and I couldn't pull them back up for the life of me, I gave up and sat by the fire with my pants at my ankles and this girl next to me tells me my dick is out. Sure enough it was poking out through my boxers.
Maybe no one else told you because they enjoyed the sight :o?
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Bodhi of Ankou
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I've never realy done anything all that retarded while tripping face, I think the dumbest was jumping off a two story high roof without breaking into a roll. It felt like my hips shot into my abdominal cavity 
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JayRod86
trippin' aint easy
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I drove after consuming an 8th. I was by myself and the boomers ripped me out of my world faster than I anticipated and realized I was nt ready, so I freaked out and went to buddies house who's only a few blocks away, but still. traffic signs were melting in front of my eyes. I even managed to stop and get gas first lol
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 Patlal
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Re: The most retarded [Re: JayRod86] 1
#16283826 - 05/25/12 04:39 PM (1 year, 24 days ago) |
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I was looking at a aloes plant, I touched a leaf and it detached from the plant, I almost cried cause I thought I hurt it.
I spent the next 15 minute trying to reattach it.
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newgui
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Re: The most retarded [Re: Patlal]
#16283869 - 05/25/12 04:50 PM (1 year, 24 days ago) |
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love this thread.
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Rhizohunter
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Re: The most retarded [Re: Patlal]
#16283923 - 05/25/12 05:02 PM (1 year, 24 days ago) |
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Patlal said:
I was looking at a aloes plant, I touched a leaf and it detached from the plant, I almost cried cause I thought I hurt it.
I spent the next 15 minute trying to reattach it.
That's fuckin hilarious
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cryptofgod
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Re: The most retarded [Re: Patlal]
#16284317 - 05/25/12 06:58 PM (1 year, 24 days ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said:
I was looking at a aloes plant, I touched a leaf and it detached from the plant, I almost cried cause I thought I hurt it.
I spent the next 15 minute trying to reattach it.
What made you give up :P?
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plasma
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when i was new to psychedelics i ate mushrooms at the beach, my bestfriend and his girlfriend hungout with me while i tripped out. they eventually got hungry and told me they'd be back and not to leave that area of the beach. i lost track of time and thought they abandoned me so i said fuck this place and got in my car and started heading home. While i was on the highway i was so lost in thought that i past my exit and got lost, and then i started tripping BALLS and forgot what road signs and stop lights were/meant. I wasn't too far out to know that the smartest thing to do was follow the car in front of me until I made it to a place where I could park. Luckily the car I was following led me to a place I recognized and I snapped back to reality and drove home safely
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newgui
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Re: The most retarded [Re: plasma]
#16284451 - 05/25/12 07:32 PM (1 year, 24 days ago) |
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Why do people drive while tripping??
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#16284535 - 05/25/12 07:55 PM (1 year, 24 days ago) |
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Uzziel said:
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plasma said:
i ate a half sheet of acid once and did a lot of stupid shit. i won't even go into detail, i barely even remember 2/3rds of that night
= why LSD is banned. Dumbfucks who take too much and do dumb shit.
I haven't done anything stupid tripping because I'm actually responsible with potent drugs.....imagine that.
That's not why LSD is banned you dummy
They're not out to protect you 
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Once I thought there was a group of Indians circling under our trampleen. I was very concerned that they might run out and attack so I did the right thing and warned my mom and her bf.
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Re: The most retarded [Re: tospace]
#16285041 - 05/25/12 10:02 PM (1 year, 24 days ago) |
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This one time on 4 gs of shrooms i was think about all the books i read and shit. Like "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest", John Irving books and such. Then i felt gods wrath come over me (i grew up in a really religious family). It was like i felt god having pity over me for never reading the bible and i thought he would take my life at that moment. Then i told 2 of my friends that i felt like god was gonna kill me, they both looked at eachother time froze at that moment. I told them forget about it all. I was to afraid to smoke bud or to sleep cause i though god would kill me. I told my friend this who was tripping and still awake, he told me "dude you just took mushrooms like 4 hours ago stop thinking about god and shit"
This other time i talked to this oak tree when i took acid cause its leaves morphed from mettalic to jungle like viney mesh of fun. I asked the tree if it was a hallcination, then i hugged it. It felt uncomfortable hugging it. I was like "nature sucks" right after.
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