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My mom just walked in on me smoking
    #16273836 - 05/23/12 05:56 PM (1 year, 26 days ago)

She usually comes home from work at 4:30, but she came early today! Oh well, she knows I smoke but she thought I only did at night to help me sleep.  She was just surprised, but it was kinda weird.  I wasted a perfectly good bowl though :frown:


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Re: My mom just walked in on me smoking [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #16273847 - 05/23/12 05:58 PM (1 year, 26 days ago)

that's got to be a pretty big buzz-kill when your mom walks in.


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Re: My mom just walked in on me smoking [Re: sanchothestoner] * 4
    #16273854 - 05/23/12 05:59 PM (1 year, 26 days ago)

Did you offer her some?, seems rude not too..


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Re: My mom just walked in on me smoking [Re: sanchothestoner] * 8
    #16273862 - 05/23/12 06:02 PM (1 year, 26 days ago)

You won't have to worry about that once you turn 18 and move out.


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Re: My mom just walked in on me smoking [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #16273865 - 05/23/12 06:04 PM (1 year, 26 days ago)

right.. just smoke with her..


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Re: My mom just walked in on me smoking [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #16273886 - 05/23/12 06:08 PM (1 year, 26 days ago)

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luvdemshrooms said:
You won't have to worry about that once you turn 18 and move out.



I'm actually 18, she lets me smoke, but she doesn't know how I often I actually do. 

I've actually been thinking of quitting for a bit... but it's summer!


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Re: My mom just walked in on me smoking [Re: sanchothestoner] * 2
    #16273912 - 05/23/12 06:13 PM (1 year, 26 days ago)

Weed Sucks
Smoke Crack


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Re: My mom just walked in on me smoking [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #16273993 - 05/23/12 06:24 PM (1 year, 26 days ago)

no need to lie to her about it if shes cool enough to let you do it in her house.  well, if ur one of those stoned all the time people then don't let her find out she might think ur a junkie or something lol.  just tell her whats up and as others said, maybe offer her a toke!


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Re: My mom just walked in on me smoking [Re: sanchothestoner] * 4
    #16274015 - 05/23/12 06:28 PM (1 year, 26 days ago)

You should have raped her. Your mom. You should of raped your mom.


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Re: My mom just walked in on me smoking [Re: Quest_ions]
    #16274047 - 05/23/12 06:34 PM (1 year, 26 days ago)

Just be glad she didn't walk in on you masturbating, while you were high.


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Re: My mom just walked in on me smoking [Re: rockylampoon]
    #16274097 - 05/23/12 06:42 PM (1 year, 26 days ago)

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rockylampoon said:
Just be glad she didn't walk in on you masturbating, while you were high.



:lolsy:


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Re: My mom just walked in on me smoking [Re: jammin]
    #16275659 - 05/23/12 11:47 PM (1 year, 26 days ago)

If she already knows you smoke, then it doesn't seem like a big deal.


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Re: My mom just walked in on me smoking [Re: BlindSoothsayer]
    #16276035 - 05/24/12 12:46 AM (1 year, 26 days ago)

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M.91 said:
Weed Sucks
Smoke Crack



:saulgoodman:
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BlindSoothsayer said:
If she already knows you smoke, then it doesn't seem like a big deal.



4real man


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Re: My mom just walked in on me smoking [Re: BlindSoothsayer]
    #16276047 - 05/24/12 12:48 AM (1 year, 26 days ago)

I feel you OP, i live with my dad. Even though he knows i smoke, and allows me to smoke in his house, it is certainly a bit awkward when he walks in on me toking, or right after a fat session.


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Re: My mom just walked in on me smoking [Re: legit27]
    #16276239 - 05/24/12 01:23 AM (1 year, 26 days ago)

Smoking with my dad is the BEST! :awehigh:


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Re: My mom just walked in on me smoking [Re: RedSnapper]
    #16276246 - 05/24/12 01:24 AM (1 year, 26 days ago)

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Did you offer her some?, seems rude not too..




yeah man. shes your fucking mom.


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Re: My mom just walked in on me smoking [Re: mick]
    #16276434 - 05/24/12 02:06 AM (1 year, 26 days ago)

I'm definitely gonna offer her some at some point, she's getting a lot more comfortable with it.


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