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Jesus Rules
    #16273166 - 05/23/12 03:40 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

It's totally all His. Saves from destruction.


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #16273178 - 05/23/12 03:44 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

Because destruction is to be avoided? :lol:


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: Kickle]
    #16273228 - 05/23/12 03:55 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

apparently if everyone goes to hell unless Jesus likes you and you believe in him


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: whatsgrimace] * 1
    #16273302 - 05/23/12 04:11 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

Which jesus? I played soccer with a dude named jesus. We were cool.


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: Kickle]
    #16273367 - 05/23/12 04:26 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

jesus of nazareth. all the people were bad so God killed someone who was good, his Son, and if you believe that God loves you because he did that then you go to heaven. if you don't then you go to hell forever i guess


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #16273401 - 05/23/12 04:33 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

Um God kills everyone good and bad, doesn't he?  I don't see any immortals around.


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #16273404 - 05/23/12 04:34 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

Oh, the long dead one. How do I know if we are cool or not?


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: Kickle]
    #16273416 - 05/23/12 04:36 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

Jesus decides. it's especially important to believe in Jesus for sins that you had no control over, like stealing to feed your kids and stuff like that


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #16273426 - 05/23/12 04:37 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

Fuck it, if he wants me to believe in him I need a sign or something.  I have a feeling Jesus would be against blind belief.


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #16273429 - 05/23/12 04:38 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

How do I know Jesus is not a "false idol"?


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #16273468 - 05/23/12 04:46 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

he's the big one


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #16273474 - 05/23/12 04:47 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

anyone else know about some strange link between bees and the bible? the don't talk about them anywhere in it and king james looooooooved the bible. they even named one after him


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #16273577 - 05/23/12 05:09 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

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Um God kills everyone good and bad, doesn't he?  I don't see any immortals around.



As if you'll be around long enough to know someone's immortal.


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #16273694 - 05/23/12 05:29 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

You're gonna blow my cover, dude.


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #16273972 - 05/23/12 06:21 PM (1 year, 26 days ago)

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Jesus decides. it's especially important to believe in Jesus for sins that you had no control over, like stealing to feed your kids and stuff like that



How do you know this if it's Jesus doing the deciding?


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: Kickle]
    #16274008 - 05/23/12 06:27 PM (1 year, 26 days ago)

that or "the Father"


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #16274012 - 05/23/12 06:28 PM (1 year, 26 days ago)

So how do you know what's important to do or not? Are you Jesus or "the Father"?


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #16274020 - 05/23/12 06:29 PM (1 year, 26 days ago)

upon reading the old testament it seems that the father does some very heavy shit to people that don't do what they should. but it's impossible to do what moses commandments said, unless you're Jesus! that's why he died, because God love blood sacrifices and believing that Jesus was THE sacrificial lamb is the only way to go to paradise


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #16274035 - 05/23/12 06:31 PM (1 year, 26 days ago)

Are you in paradise? If not, why hasn't your belief done it yet?
If so, :congrats:


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Re: Jesus Rules [Re: Kickle]
    #16274061 - 05/23/12 06:36 PM (1 year, 26 days ago)

i'm not sure if i believe it or not. i think i do, but unsure. in the bible Jesus doesn't bring anyone to heaven until there are a bunch of plagues on the earth and junk


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