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OfflineM.91
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Pill Press
    #16255426 - 05/19/12 09:58 PM (11 months, 23 days ago)

Swim Wants to Know

How Much A Good Pillpress Costs

Any Suggestions on Which to buy

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Re: Pill Press [Re: M.91]
    #16255437 - 05/19/12 10:00 PM (11 months, 23 days ago)

It's a mandatory DEA report item. You best order it with a fake identity or set up a dummy corp to get it. Make sure the paper trail doesn't lead back to you. Otherwise you'll be getting a knock from the feds.


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Re: Pill Press [Re: M.91] * 1
    #16255442 - 05/19/12 10:01 PM (11 months, 23 days ago)

Pressing pills while on probation, probably not the best choice for doing something with your life.

Just sayin'.


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Re: Pill Press [Re: Rail_Gun]
    #16255452 - 05/19/12 10:04 PM (11 months, 23 days ago)

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Rail_Gun said:
It's a mandatory DEA report item. You best order it with a fake identity or set up a dummy corp to get it. Make sure the paper trail doesn't lead back to you. Otherwise you'll be getting a knock from the feds.



OUCH
I didnt know that  :themoreyouknow:


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Re: Pill Press [Re: Micawber]
    #16255465 - 05/19/12 10:08 PM (11 months, 23 days ago)

Quote:

Micawber said:
Quote:

Rail_Gun said:
It's a mandatory DEA report item. You best order it with a fake identity or set up a dummy corp to get it. Make sure the paper trail doesn't lead back to you. Otherwise you'll be getting a knock from the feds.



OUCH
I didnt know that  :themoreyouknow:




Me neither .


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Re: Pill Press [Re: candyflip420]
    #16257278 - 05/20/12 10:26 AM (11 months, 22 days ago)

man if u want a press i know how the deal goes.
if anyone wants to know PM me.


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Re: Pill Press [Re: turkic] * 1
    #16257293 - 05/20/12 10:32 AM (11 months, 22 days ago)

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turkic said:
man if u want a press i know how the deal goes.
if anyone wants to know PM me.



I find your offer highly suspicious. You have one post and you're offering a source (no doubt DEA watched) for a pill press. I smell bacon.

:cop:


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Re: Pill Press [Re: turkic]
    #16257295 - 05/20/12 10:33 AM (11 months, 22 days ago)

:Awesketch:


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Re: Pill Press [Re: Rail_Gun]
    #16257302 - 05/20/12 10:36 AM (11 months, 22 days ago)

Quote:

Rail_Gun said:
Quote:

turkic said:
man if u want a press i know how the deal goes.
if anyone wants to know PM me.



I find your offer highly suspicious. You have one post and you're offering a source (no doubt DEA watched) for a pill press. I smell bacon.

:cop:




Haha, I thought that post would get a cop graemlin response. Guys, if you need a pill press just make one yourself, all you need is a few coconut shells, a length of string and some other household items.


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Re: Pill Press [Re: turkic]
    #16257305 - 05/20/12 10:38 AM (11 months, 22 days ago)

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turkic said:
man if u want a press i know how the deal goes.
if anyone wants to know PM me.




why PM when they're all over google and range from around $60 to $3000+

http://www.tabletpressclub.com/
http://www.lfatabletpresses.co.uk/hand-held-pill-presses


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Re: Pill Press [Re: psi] * 1
    #16257309 - 05/20/12 10:40 AM (11 months, 22 days ago)

Quote:

psi said:
Quote:

Rail_Gun said:
Quote:

turkic said:
man if u want a press i know how the deal goes.
if anyone wants to know PM me.



I find your offer highly suspicious. You have one post and you're offering a source (no doubt DEA watched) for a pill press. I smell bacon.

:cop:




Haha, I thought that post would get a cop graemlin response. Guys, if you need a pill press just make one yourself, all you need is a few coconut shells, a length of string and some other household items.






no, that's the south pacific  telephone


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Re: Pill Press [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #16257318 - 05/20/12 10:44 AM (11 months, 22 days ago)

It's all in how you assemble the pieces together.


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Re: Pill Press [Re: psi]
    #16257328 - 05/20/12 10:51 AM (11 months, 22 days ago)

can I make horse pills with it now that the FDA has lifted restrictions again on consumption of horses?


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Re: Pill Press [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #16257337 - 05/20/12 10:57 AM (11 months, 22 days ago)

Or dead babies pills.


China selling “ground up aborted foetus” Viagra pills claims Korean TV documentary
Posted on August 12, 2011 by Mark Riley

If true, China’s craziness with illegal aphrodisiacs has hit and all time low. A South Korean television company has recently reported in a documentary, that China has been using ground up aborted foetuses and selling them as Viagra style aphrodisiacs pills.

In the documentary the pills called “man pills” claimed aphrodisiacs from China had contents with turned out to be 99.7% human. The Ministry of Health here was so mortified that they’ve actually called for an investigation. South Korea’s SBS TV aired a documentary on August 6 says Geekosystem.

The documentary also reportedly uncovered the process by which the aborted foetus pills are manufactured. Supposedly, the medicine companies store the dead babies in a “normal family’s refrigerator,” so as to be undiscoverable, and when they are ready to use the dead baby, they put it into a medical drying microwave. Once dry, they grind the dead baby up and put the powder into a pill capsule.

These pills are then packaged up in Northern China and transferred over the border to South Korea. According to China Daily, however, the Ministry of Health is investigating this issue to see if these pills actually exist.

Deng Haihua, spokesman of the ministry, said on Tuesday that the ministry has instructed its provincial agency in Jilin to look into the case. Deng said China has strict management of disposal of infant and foetal remains as well as placentas. “Any practice that handles the remains as medical waste is strictly prohibited,” Deng said.


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Re: Pill Press [Re: Rail_Gun]
    #16262957 - 05/21/12 03:54 PM (11 months, 21 days ago)

Guys yer I see your paranoia but man yer I hate bacon.
I eat kangaroo meat high in protein.
Also we have kookaburras were im from sitting on the gum tree.
Hint fukn hint.
Man fark dont fry yourself woops too late.
Ok is this enough fukn coded sentences to make u understand im no crooked  coppa.
man good luck tryin to get 1800 psi with coconuts fark you may aswell get a moari mate to sit on one.
Any if int drop a Pm


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Re: Pill Press [Re: turkic]
    #16263018 - 05/21/12 04:11 PM (11 months, 21 days ago)

I can achieve 1800psi with coconuts because I know the secret of hydraulic powers coconut strings


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Re: Pill Press [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #16263131 - 05/21/12 04:40 PM (11 months, 21 days ago)

I just roll my car up onto the coconuts.


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Re: Pill Press [Re: Doc_T]
    #16263139 - 05/21/12 04:42 PM (11 months, 21 days ago)

that'll only get you 1790 psi, your pills will fall apart as soon as they're down the gullet


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Re: Pill Press [Re: Rail_Gun]
    #16263145 - 05/21/12 04:44 PM (11 months, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Rail_Gun said:
It's a mandatory DEA report item. You best order it with a fake identity or set up a dummy corp to get it. Make sure the paper trail doesn't lead back to you. Otherwise you'll be getting a knock from the feds.



It may be mandatory to report, but my buddy ordered his on Ebay to his (parents) front door when we just graduated from high school. He pressed a couple thousand pills that summer to the rest of that year (03). Just sayin'


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Re: Pill Press [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #16263147 - 05/21/12 04:44 PM (11 months, 21 days ago)

No, I have my fat friend sit in the back seat for that extra oomph.
Guy works for pills, so it all works out.


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Re: Pill Press [Re: Doc_T]
    #16263178 - 05/21/12 04:53 PM (11 months, 21 days ago)



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Re: Pill Press [Re: turkic]
    #16263221 - 05/21/12 05:02 PM (11 months, 21 days ago)

Quote:

turkic said:
Guys yer I see your paranoia but man yer I hate bacon.
I eat kangaroo meat high in protein.
Also we have kookaburras were im from sitting on the gum tree.
Hint fukn hint.
Man fark dont fry yourself woops too late.
Ok is this enough fukn coded sentences to make u understand im no crooked  coppa.
man good luck tryin to get 1800 psi with coconuts fark you may aswell get a moari mate to sit on one.
Any if int drop a Pm


holy shit. did you go to school?


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Re: Pill Press [Re: morrowasted]
    #16263238 - 05/21/12 05:06 PM (11 months, 21 days ago)

He's a cop trying to write like a kid. :yesnod:


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Re: Pill Press [Re: Doc_T]
    #16263239 - 05/21/12 05:06 PM (11 months, 21 days ago)

:cop:


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Re: Pill Press [Re: LySergic D]
    #16263242 - 05/21/12 05:07 PM (11 months, 21 days ago)

:huxleyfacepalm:


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Re: Pill Press [Re: morrowasted]
    #16267470 - 05/22/12 02:01 PM (11 months, 20 days ago)

also the shit your gonna get on fukn those sites arent what your realy lookin 4.anyway wen dey send it right the porkinators will fukn snatch it.
But we do full custom designed machine.
any not bein meen just


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Re: Pill Press [Re: turkic]
    #16267525 - 05/22/12 02:17 PM (11 months, 20 days ago)

Fark im not writin a thesis yer and or was there some rule that you have to insure to use  effective correct grammer.
and Best Regards and yours sincerely.

and bloody what not ,look mate those shrooms got ya microwaved.


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Re: Pill Press [Re: Doc_T]
    #16267530 - 05/22/12 02:18 PM (11 months, 20 days ago)

Quote:

Doc_T said:
He's a cop trying to write like a kid. :yesnod:





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Re: Pill Press [Re: M.91]
    #16267777 - 05/22/12 03:14 PM (11 months, 20 days ago)

He can only redeem himself by filming himself writing "it cool Shroomery, yer I not a porkinator" along with his username and today's date on his skin with marker, and then proceeding to ingest copious amounts of highly identifiable and illegal drugs then posting the vid in this thread.


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Re: Pill Press [Re: MorphinTime]
    #16272967 - 05/23/12 02:46 PM (11 months, 19 days ago)

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllwombats


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Re: Pill Press [Re: turkic]
    #16273048 - 05/23/12 03:04 PM (11 months, 19 days ago)

Wouldnt be that hard to secure a pill press without a papertrail. If you got a good friend whos gonna be un-involved :smirk:


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